Monkey squad sent in to secure Commonwealth Games Indian authorities have drafted in a crack troop of monkeys to guard foreign athletes amidst the ongoing carnage of the Delhi Commonwealth Games. AFP reports that New Delhi council has drafted in ten langur monkey handlers fielding as many as 38 of the fearsome primates. While the key image of the Games so far is of …
We've been employing gangs of roaming monkeys in this country for many years.
We give them a uniform a clip baord and a peaked cap. Then they work as Security Guards, Bouncers (aka Entrance Executives) , Wheel clamping Operatives, Parking Enforcement Officers or Wardens and / or as Police Community Support Officers, some of the less intelligent ones find employment in local government as Outreach Co-ordinators, Social Workers and in the Refuse and Recycling Departments.
One council even employed some chimps in their finance office. You may have seen them recently in the news regarding a transfer of money to some 419'rs.
However generally we eschew the smaller breeds tending to concentrate on the Gorilla / Baboon variety.
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