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A court has ruled that women's nipples do not enjoy freedom of expression under the US Constitution. The case was brought by a 16 year old girl, who was one of three women accused of exposing their breasts to passing traffic on an Indianapolis street last year. She would have faced a misdemeanour charge of public nudity if …

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  1. Semaj
    Coat

    a

    I'd personally prefer it if men were subject to the same obscenity laws as women. Who wants to see some ugly fat football yob or a scummy chav with their shirt off in the summer? Not me that's for sure.

    1. copsewood

      the place and context is relevant here

      It seems reasonable to me for different places to have different standards determined by local bylaws. I don't want to see either men or women going topless in meetings or premises of my Church. But I don't have any problem with either gender going topless in a park or on a beach on a sunny day.

      The fact she was exposing her breasts next to a major road creates a probability of drivers taking their eyes off the wheel, creating a risk of accidents. I suspect some men going topless here could create a similar risk amongst some women or gay motorists, so in this context it seems reasonable for local bylaws to apply equally to both genders. I don't think local bylaws can realistically discriminate against people for being young slim and beautiful or old fat and ugly, and I also can't see any reason why these bylaws need to discriminate based upon gender.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Life lesson

      If you don't like the look of something, don't look at it.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @John Dee

        "If you don't like the look of something, don't look at it."

        Would you use that argument were a fellow patron in a restaurant or bar standing right near your table with their schlong hanging out for the missus to behold over the entree?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @If you don't like the look of something, don't look at it.

        If only it were that simple. You've never been transfixed with horror then....?

    3. David Walker

      Thank god I'm Canadian

      The constitutional challenge has happened - women enjoy the same rights as men. And I get to watch.

      F**ing Perfect Society

  2. Richard 81
    Paris Hilton

    Hands up

    Anyone else read it as "Indiana Jones dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal"?

    1. Luther Blissett

      Shurely you're not suggesting

      That Indiana Jones is not the man the films make him out to be? I'd be careful how you wave that contention about, you may find yourself on the sticky end of a suit from Spielberg's lawyers..

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Baptastic Outrage

    This is a total outrage a woman freeing her baps she should be publically horse whipped.

  4. David 45

    More research needed

    This definitely needs some more hands-on research. Where do I sign?

  5. Cameron Colley

    Pathetic, prudish, moronic "assholes".

    It is frightening to me that, in supposedly free countries in a supposedly enlightened time some people still insist on thrusting these narrow-minded outdated and pointless "morals" upon populations.

    If a "... substantial portion of Hoosiers who do not wish to be exposed to erogenous zones in public..." then, perhaps, they should look into forcing women to wear head-scarves which cover their neck and ears -- hell, perhaps they should do like those nice guys in Saudi do and force them to wear burkas?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Unhappy

      Erogenous

      Completely agree with you. I assume that the judge is also referring to male and female erogenous zones in the guise of impartiality. Male nipples are erogenous zones too. As are the lips, ears, necks, feet... hell - the entire epidermis could be considered as such. Wrists were a particular favourite of an ex of mine..

      The conclusion is that we should all cover up from head to toe.

      1. Ted Treen
        Pint

        Ha!

        You're a secret Ayatollah - obviously!

    2. me n u
      WTF?

      you don't have to live there!

      If that's what the local people want, who the hell are you to tell them how they're suppose to live?! You're the moronic asshole!

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Headmaster

      Point of order

      What's worn by women in Saudi is not the burka, but the hijab with the niqab, which leaves the eyes uncovered. You may be thinking of the full face covering imposed in many parts of Afghanistan and NW Pakistan.

  6. Richard 81

    Weeeeell

    It may be considered prudish but breasts are regarded as erotic by the majority of people, and their display might offend those who don't want to see them in public.* From the sounds of the case, the girl knows this. The fact that they are erotic was the reason she was flashing passing cars for thrills, to the enjoyment of some and disgust of others. There's also the fact that it'd be a distraction to drivers, but that's something else to worry about.

    *Not by me, I hasten to add.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Flame

      Depends on the country

      Seriously, if breasts are considered that dangerous for mrkinins what would happen if someone in the USA puts up the classic M&S "I am not average, I am normal" billboard (they have done a sterling job of wiping any mentioning of that off the web). Or Sophie Dahl Opium ads.

      Both have featured very prominently at a roundabout near where I live positioned deliberately so you look at them when looking at merging-in traffic.

      And do not even get me started on the subject of Eastern European alcohol adverts (Warning NSFW):

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md-6IIzznkg&feature=related

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbzCB2FCTg&feature=related

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    title

    The judge added, "We conclude that Indiana's public nudity statute furthers the goal of protecting the moral sensibilities of that substantial portion of Hoosiers who do not wish to be exposed to erogenous zones in public."

    So that would be the neck, moobs, ears, mouth, fingers, etc, etc, etc.... roll on Burkas in Indiana then.

  8. frank ly

    Basic Biology

    As far as I'm aware, men do not have 'breasts'. (Where 'breasts' is a euphemism for 'mammary glands'.) Men do have rudimentary nipples but these are non-functional (obviously) and are just a left over due to a missing tidy-up task during foetus finalisation.

    So, how can the law, which is supposed to be correct and exact (ha, ha, ha) discuss 'male breasts'?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Happy

      Let me enlighten you

      increasing obesity leads to adipose tissue deposit in the breast area in men - send me your email and I'll send you a pic

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Happy

        No offense intended

        I wouldn't trust anyone on this site with my email address.

        Madame Bee excepted, for obvious reasons ;-)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      RE: Basic Biology

      >> As far as I'm aware, men do not have 'breasts'. (Where 'breasts' is a euphemism for 'mammary glands'.)

      Wrong, men do have breasts but the amount of tissue is very much less than in women due to the effects of hormones. You may also care to look up some basic biology and you'll find that what is commonly referred to a "the breast" is not the only place breast tissue is to be found - it actually extends up to the armpit.

      Under the influence of hormones, the male breasts will enlarge into "man boobs", or more correctly gynecomastia.

      Also, they are not exclusively non-functional in males either - male lactation is a known condition.

      Doesn't anyone watch the documentaries on TV these days ?

  9. John G Imrie

    Can we reverse this

    And use it to get men to cover up in public :-)

  10. Jaruzel
    FAIL

    Surely...

    The correct ruling was to ban topless exposure of both genders ?

  11. jake Silver badge

    TheRightIdiot Judge Cale Bradford ...

    ... would likely further his education by spending time on any one of many Southern California beaches. I can assure HisIdiotness that the ladies ogle[1] male pecs just as much as the lads ogle[1] the ladies variation on the same ... with a little mixing & matching, of course.

    Perhaps we should all go back to Victorian woolen bathing costumes?

    Mayhap HisIdiotness's wife/daughter/granddaughter sports a burqa?

    [1] There is a reason there is an "ogle" in "google" ... It's called "human nature".

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Up

      Go ogle?

      Genius!!

  12. OMGROFLSKATES
    Paris Hilton

    But north of the 45 you can!

    http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/853959--topless-in-guelph-legal-and-loving-it

    The Ontario Court of Appeals made it legal for women to be shirt-free in 1996 when it overturned a charge against Gwen Jacob, a University of Guelph student who was arrested for being topless in public.

    Crinklaw and Webb say women may have won the legal freedom to be topless in public, but they don’t have the social freedom. They want their event to help desensitize the masses to the female breast.

    Paris because Britney isnt an option for a follow-up to her Beaver making an appearance!

    1. Keith Williams
      Thumb Down

      it isn't 45!

      The western boundery between Canada and the United States is the 49th Parallel. East of Manitoba it presses much farther south. Indeed most of the population of Ontario lives south of 45 (which passes through, among other places, Bracebridge Ontario, home of Santa's Village).

    2. David Stever
      Stop

      South of the 45th?

      Sorry mate, I leave in St. Paul, Minnesota, where the 45th runs through a nearby suburb. The parallel you want is the 49th, which even then, works west of Lake of the Woods. East of that, you have Thunder Bay Ontario and various points east, where the border dives south.

  13. Lionel Baden

    Somebody gotta do it

    I will take one for the team

    Pics or it Didnt happen !!!

    *runs from Miss Bee

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well done that girl

    She has a point, probably nipple shaped, and I agree 100% with her modern day values that women should be allowed to walk around baring all if they so please. It's about time we embraced feminism and equal rights to out female counterparts.

  15. LuMan
    Paris Hilton

    I'm sure I won't be the first, but....

    .....pictures! Or it didn't happen!

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Erogenous zones?

    So, mens nipples aren't erogenous zones? I think that you'll find that they most definitely are, and so should be barred from public appearances. Or, the ladies should be able to get theirs out. Fairs fair after all.

    Now.

    Having said that.

    Legally, I think you should have the right to do it. But really, there's a time and a place for all things, and perhaps a little more personal responsibility is called for in this case.

  17. Ben Rosenthal
    Thumb Up

    erogenous zones?

    I know of only one, it's called skin.

    Down with underwear!

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What?

    "public sensiblity and stereotypes were being used to define the law"

    No shit, Sherlock?

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    I probably won't be the first, but ...

    "pics or it never happened!"

    The grubby one, thanks.

  20. David Webb

    But...

    But they are obviously not equal, male nipples are unable to produce milk, ergo, they are different from female nipples! Though technically male nipples are female nipples.....

  21. JaitcH
    Pint

    Narrow minded Old Farts. Canada says different, eh!

    Get this IN 1996 an Ontario Court said that bare women's breast are not breaking the law!

    Good old square Ontario, Canada! (see: < http://www.faqs.org/abstracts/News-opinion-and-commentary/Topless-in-Ontario-women-exercise-the-right-to-expose-their-breasts.html >.)

    Other interesting citations can be found: < http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=opera&hs=mhg&rls=en&&sa=X&ei=UpGYTLf2HIfuvQPut5ncDA&ved=0CBIQBSgA&q=bare+breasted+girl+in+ontario+lawful&spell=1 >.

  22. me n u

    Just for the record...

    It's the Indianapolis Star, not the Indiana Star.

  23. Tigra 07

    This Indiana must be in Saudi Arabia

    Indiana clearly doesn't have beaches or this wouldn't be an issue.

    That judge must feel a right tit!

    1. Radelix

      they have one

      its about 50 miles long(about 77 km i think) along one of the Great Lakes. Problem is that they are dotted with steel mills and other heavy industry for about 30 of those miles

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Legislating from the bench

    The judge seems to be making the law instead of interpreting it.

  25. Red Bren

    What about breastfeeding?

    It certainly isn't erotic and has benefits for both mother and baby. Is this also outlawed in public?

    Obviously breast feeding wasn't involved in this case, but the law doesn't appear to distinguish between erotic and non-erotic exposure.

    1. LaeMing
      Flame

      As we all know, in places like the US, breastfeeding is a no-no

      because baby-formula manufacturers cannot make a taxable proffit from it. Corporate needs trump the individual every time. It's the law!

      1. Christopher E. Stith

        Actually in 44 states it is illegal to ask a breastfeeding woman to leave an establishment.

        It is also protected by law on Federal property. Indiana happens to be one state where it is specifically legal to breastfeed in public.

        Seriously, people, look this shit up before posting blindly in the dark. http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=14389 has US breastfeeding laws by state and territory.

        This case was about exposing the nipples completely as a means of expression, which has little to do with breastfeeding.

    2. Cheshire Cat
      FAIL

      Afraid so

      In the prudish USA, I believe it is, and women have actually been arrested for it.

  26. John H Woods Silver badge
    Happy

    On a related note...

    ... I was in a cafe once where a woman was breastfeeding. I overheard some people tutting and muttering, and shortly afterwards they called over a waitress. They loudly whispered their complaint and the waitress said "I am sure the manager will be able to assist". The manager came out and sympathetically listened to their wibble - I was just about to add my $0.02 when he signalled to the waitress - who whipped away their half-eaten meals - and asked them to leave: 'I'm afraid I don't allow offensive behaviour in my cafe, please don't come back'. The rest of us cheered!

  27. me n u
    Alert

    why bother with any morality at all....

    Let's just have one big world-wide orgy and be done with it all. Now that pregnancies can be aborted, what's the hold up? After all, we all know that God doesn't really exist, there's no heaven or hell or Satan, so let's do it, cause it feels good.

    What's with the baby stepping our way into what we all want? Let's just get laid all day long, every day. To hell with family, marriage and kids. You bang mine and I'll do yours! We can start with a block party, then go city wide and finally end with the whole world boinking in unison.

    1. Intractable Potsherd
      Happy

      You seem to be new here ...

      ... so a word of advice - if you truly believe the things you have put in your posts in this strand, you may want to make sure that you have no problems with your blood-pressure!

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    NNSFW

    I thought you might have just forgotten to put a NSFW tag on this article, but was disappointed to find that it really did not need one.

  29. kain preacher

    RE: Basic Biology

    "As far as I'm aware, men do not have 'breasts'. (Where 'breasts' is a euphemism for 'mammary glands'.)"

    Wrong. Give a man enough estrogen and prolactin he will lactate. Of course breast will grow to .

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Free the Indiana two!

    Sorry, had to be said.

  31. Bounty

    Also, being a 16 year old girl....

    Shouldn't this also count as child pornography here?

    Starting to think we should implement separation of sex and state.

  32. Chris Peschke
    Stop

    Wait a sec...

    "The case was brought by a 16 year old girl..."

    Regardless of all the morality nonsense (I'm from Indiana and enjoy a nice tit or two), this girl is underage. What if someone snapped a pic, is it child porn even if she did it in public under her own free will? What about the street cameras that may have caught the event? Would those have to be destroyed?

    For me, the fact that she's underage is an immediate no-no. In front of traffic is also a no-no as said before it can cause a driver to take his/her eyes off of the road. People have to look at fender benders they see all the time, imagine driving pass a pair of exposed jugs.... madness would ensue!

  33. CmdrX3
    WTF?

    As for me............

    I have no problems whatsoever with more female breast exposure... I just don't think there's enough of it around.

  34. Sean Nevin

    Another issue here

    My real concern is that this ruling appears to circumvent one of the primary motivations of the constitution; which is namely, to protect the Minority from the Majority.

    "In the end, (the girl) would have us declare by judicial fiat that the public display of fully-uncovered female breasts is no different than the public display of male breasts, when the citizens of Indiana, speaking through their elected representatives, say otherwise."

    It shouldn't matter who they elect or what they want. You can't vote out Free Speech or Equal rights. Protection from "the tyranny of the majority" was envisioned early on for the constitution, as argued in the Federalist papers.

  35. Morpho Devilpepper
    Flame

    Heroes in their own minds

    It's not a coincidence that the people most likely to fight for their freedom of expression are not justice crusaders lamenting the government's ill treatment of downtrodden victims. No, instead it's a bunch of idiot children who demand their right to act up and get away with it. And they are coddled, encouraged, perhaps even inspired by feckless lawyers who drool at the thought of yet another asinine, yet very public and hotly debated, freedom-of-speech case. If someone went back in time and enlightened the early American congressmen regarding the most likely future use of the freedom of expression, they would crumple the Bill of Rights and start over.

  36. Rattus Rattus

    Tits or GTF...

    Oh. As you were, then.

  37. Allan George Dyer
    Alert

    If I was the Judge...

    I'd allow the appeal, , but slap her with a traffic offence. Wandering around topless is one thing, but deliberately trying to distract motorists is dangerous.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Nipple action

    Nipples have rights too!

    Just saying...

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Troll

    Distracting traffic...

    If I was the plod...

    I wouldn't have done her for indecent exposure but I WOULD have nicked her for distracting traffic - and it's a charge that wouldn't need to be appealed up to higher courts.

    Not that I mind seeing jubs on the street, just that there's a time and place for it.

  40. MrXavia

    More Crazy US Laws...

    I simply can't understand how a 'free' country like the USA can be so prudish, the human body is nothing to be ashamed of!

    Personally I think nudity should be permitted unless done to cause harm/distress, that is the legal case in the UK last time I checked.

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