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A suicide squirrel, possibly trained by the sciurine arm of Al-Qaeda, dove into and destroyed a Toyota Camry. The critter bit through a powerline and was set alight, causing it to plummet onto the car. It then slid into the engine compartment and caused an explosion that did for the vehicle. In anticipation of Halloween, the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Australian Can Crushers

    Is that the opposite of Bulgarian Airbags?

    Does anyone know whether they were real?

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    > we invented the British Standard Handful.

    Did any male on here not "invent" the BSH when they were at seondary school?

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  3. Ryan
    Go

    Another vote

    for a "Where's the picture?" icon.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Can crushing video link

    I'm informed this link

    http://publish.vx.roo.com/thedaily/videoplayer/?Channel=Telegraph+TV&ClipId=1418_183345&bitrate=300&Format=wmp

    is a video of the said apparatus in action

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  5. Piers
    Boffin

    shurly shome mishtake?

    "charged with forging £1,000 and £500,000"

    I think you mean:

    "charged with forging £1,000,000 and £500,000"

    Unless of course you were using some obscure ElReg units in your original sentence...

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