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The equivalent of a "rock star", having lived a "fast, flashy life and died young" apparently exploded with unimaginable violence in the year 161,000 BC and spewed "guts" across an enormous area. The exploding prehistoric luminary had previously ejected a "string of pearls", according to investigating boffins. The 'String of …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This story was a disappointment

    Not what I expected at all.

    1. Queeg
      Grenade

      I have to agree..

      Tenuous,one might even say Gaseous link to the story :)

      Grenade because it's as close to a Supernova as the icons get..bit like the Headline when you think about it.

    2. Luther Blissett

      Here is a much more electrifying account

      Supernova 1987A Decoded

      http://www.holoscience.com/news.php?article=re6qxnz1

  2. Trygve
    Thumb Up

    A truly quality title

    Well done Lewis, keep them coming.

    1. Elmer Phud

      Fnar Fnar

      It's Friday and Lewis is on form

      (no Paris as that's too bloody obvious)

  3. DaveLeeTravis
    Thumb Up

    Astronomical Ejaculation?

    Genius headline though.

  4. Torben Mogensen
    Alien

    Monument

    This was clearly made as a monument to some alien dictator -- you can see his face in the middle of the ring.

    1. Skizz
      Joke

      Nah...

      ...that's just Hugh Jackman in his bubble*.

      * Obscure film reference.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    are we dumb?

    why do you have to use dumb words like boffin? are you just a hack? these people are scientists and deserve your respect.

    1. Arnold Lieberman
      Go

      Respect?

      This is El Reg, you know?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: are we dumb?

      Oh grow up for Pete's sake.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Pirate

      Are you stupid?

      Do you have to use stupid words like dumb?

      See what I did there, I turned round your sriticism of a particular word by criticising your use of another word? Aren't I clever and superior?

      I think I speak for pretty much every regular Reg reader when I say that we are all sick of hearing people complain about the use of teh word 'boffin'. It's in the English language, so stop being a prude and fuck off.

      1. Adrian Esdaile
        FAIL

        No, you're not.

        You can't spell.

    4. Loyal Commenter Silver badge
      FAIL

      I have two degrees in Chemistry...

      ...so just about qualify as a scientist. Whilst I have no objection to the use of the term 'boffin', I do object to patronising twats like you.

    5. Jimbo 6

      It's because...

      Having a higher class of commentard, El Reg can use the word 'boffin' in an ironic way, and Reg readers are generally smart enough to appreciate irony. It's like 'goldy' and 'silvery'.

      Simples enough for you ?

    6. Lunatik
      Headmaster

      Lurk more?

      Boffin is part of Official El Reg Lexicon - embrace it.

      What next? You object to Bulgarian Funbags?

      1. CD001

        Bulgarian Funbags?

        Yes - I object - the proper nomenclature is Bulgarian Airbags! :P

  6. LINCARD1000
    Boffin

    Grow a sense of humour

    The Reg doesn't take itself too seriously, if you haven't realized this by now then you are probably on the wrong bloody site, mate.

    Boffin icon, just to annoy twats like you.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    6 trillion miles in diameter

    I just LOVE the numbers involved!

    "Just remember that you're standing, on a planet that's evolving; revolving at a thousand miles an hour..." ...dum-de-de-de-dum...

    1. Tim Parker

      Number love..

      ..if i'm counting properly (probably not) then that mean the pearls were averaging about 1.3mSsx up to the point we saw them (assuming an old British trillion) which seems quite sedate... they do, however, encompass an area of about 2.3GWa - impressive.

  8. Zimmer
    Happy

    Rock Star ?Credit ?

    Credit for photo : CU Boulder? it most definitely must be Friday ...

    1. j88per
      Alien

      hey

      I'm in boulder! but not CU :-(

  9. Michael 82
    Alien

    Many Bothans died..

    After witnessing this big bang first hand.. Amazing! Shame it couldnt be videod live at 23 years we are a bit behind!

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    AGB stars enrich space with heavier elements too

    "Much of the very stuff of ... our own bodies was originally forged from lighter elements during supernova explosions"

    Not true. Most carbon is now thought to originate in 'carbon stars', old stars of intermediate mass undergoing the so-called 'asymptotic giant branch' phase of evolution. This carbon is generated from helium by fusion reactions within the star, and is then expelled into interstellar space by 'stellar wind' - not an embarrassment but a boon to future life forms such as us and Lewis.

    1. Sir Runcible Spoon

      Sir

      Sorry if I'm missing your point, but Carbon is especially 'lower down' in the periodic table is it?

      Number 6 in the table if my memory servers me aright - H, He, Li, Be, Bo, C

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Boffin

        Madam,

        The chemical symbol for Boron is B.

        Sorry. Pedant mode disengaged...

        I think the point about 'heavier elements' refers to pretty much everything produced in supernovae. If my (admittedly rather rusty) knowledge of stellar nucleosynthesis holds true, although elements up to iron can be produced in larger stars by exoenergetic fusion, anything heavier requires energy input to synthesise the nucleons. This isn't to say that lighter elements aren't produced in supernovae, and IIRC, the majority of anything heavier than carbon is made this way, so whilst there may have been big stars producing the carbon that eventually made up a part of our bodies, virtually all of the nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, magnesium, zinc, iodine etc. etc. that makes up 72% (IIRC that counts as a majority) of what we are would have come from supernovae.

        http://chemistry.about.com/cs/howthingswork/f/blbodyelements.htm

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNO_cycle

      2. Someone Else Silver badge
        Coat

        Just to follow up on that...

        Does that make element 7 C++?

  11. Juan Inamillion
    Alien

    Can I be the first...

    ...to welcome our Rock Star, Pearl Ejaculating Overlords

    Oh and err... "...hefty boffinry mag Science" Quality. Sheer quality.

  12. P.Nutt
    Alien

    What we dont realise is....

    That it is really a intergalactic advert for a alien version of a fast food burger joint which is newly opened.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Or

      It's the first of many stars Steve Jobs is having blown up to spell out the word "Apple" under a giant apple with a bite out of it in the night sky.*

      * Shamelessly plagiarized from Douglas Adams.

    2. lawndart

      Newly opened

      That's what I call forward planning.

      Actually, the concept of a Alien Burger with Pearl Necklace sauce has put me of my lunch.

    3. CD001

      Looking at the picture

      Burger joint - looks more like a advert for a Doughnut shop to me ;)

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Meh...

    ...and no mention of Marc Almond at all... :(

    Paris of course. If you don't know why, ask your mum.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Happy

      Mum, what's he on about?

      Does that lady wear pearl necklaces? Huh?

  14. H2Nick

    @P.Nutt Close - but surely it's an ad for

    a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster ?

  15. Paul Kinsler

    sn1987a?

    ... I recall, as a pre-boffin, helping (in some appropriately minimal way) to set up the janzos cosmic ray telescope on Black Birch, which was designed to look at sn1987a. I recall that it was quite cold and I carried some moderately heavy things about while others did the real work. Not much of a claim to fame, admittedly :-)

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Life fast, die young...

    Yes, nice corpse. Pretty pictures to boot. Well done that star.

  17. Herbert Meyer
    Happy

    nice picture

    A link to a higher res version ?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Happy

      don't have big links...but

      http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap020223.html

      http://www.romesg.com/wp-content/uploads/supernova-1987a.jpg

  18. Paul_Murphy

    Thats a good thing then.

    >The STIS' power supply unfortunately broke down in 2004, but Shuttle astronauts mended it again >on a final servicing mission last year.

    Good thing we didn't let Hubble die then I guess.

    ttfn

  19. T-Bo

    Sundive

    A spokesman for Disaster Area was later quoted as saying that it had been "a good gig"...

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    preprint version of Science article

    at http://arxiv.org/abs/1009.0518

  21. Stratman

    title

    There seems to be some sort of ethereal jelly baby in the middle of the pearl necklace.

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    is it me ? or....

    does the pic look like there is a more than passing resemblance with the old grey whistle test there...

    it sure looks like theres a rocker in the middle of the ring of pearls.......

    frankly im surprised someone hasn't already piped up saying theres the image of Jesus in there...

    nuff said im off down the pub for a lemonade

  23. John Stirling

    6 trillion miles is all very well,

    but can we have that in SI units please?

    How many football fields is that?

    Or is it aircraft carriers for length, I can never remember.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Jelly Baby or Angel?

    To me it looks more like an angel in the center of the ring? OMG, is it the gateway to heaven?!

    (Paris, coz, well, she's definitely worn a pearl necklace (or two)).

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Blowed up good!

    Mine's the one with Farm Film Report in the pocket.

  26. Mark Eaton-Park
    Joke

    I thought it was the astral women toliet sign

    Like I said above, it looks like the toilet for Jack the Peg's wife

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