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Let's face it, carbon fibre car bonnets aren't the most visually stimulating items, so if you're attempting to punt one down at the world's fave tat bazaar, why not give your auction a bit of added va-va-voom? eBay auction for carbon fibre bonnet, complete with semi-naked woman Since we have no doubt whatsoever that this …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    IT angle? Botnets are everywhere.

    Thought about commenting on this but frankly, I just can't be arsed.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Should be required

    Ebay are missing a trick here. If they required all their auctions to feature at least one shot of a buxom beauty holding the item being sold they could do several things:

    * Eliminate "image is representative only" pictures that look nothing like the product being sold

    * Increase traffic

    * Increase sales

    * Piss off just about everyone in the "moral majority" (both left and right)

    * ???

    * profit!

    1. VinceH
      Thumb Up

      Letters, Digits.

      > * Eliminate "image is representative only" pictures that look nothing like the product being sold

      Not necessarily. It might create a new market, though, for 'representative' photos that include a buxom beauty. However...

      > * Piss off just about everyone in the "moral majority" (both left and right)

      That's reason enough for your idea to get the thumbs up from me.

  3. Mark 65

    Beautiful finish

    Nuff said.

    1. Peter Simpson 1
      Paris Hilton

      Look at the polish job on that bonnet

      You can almost see your reflection in it...

      //Who else but Paris?

      1. Mark Aggleton
        Stop

        I thought

        she looked more Lithuanian

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Photos or ...

    ...oh you have....

    darn.

    1. Uk_Gadget
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      Butt....

      .....Does the Booty Come With The Bonnet(y)???

      Too many puns for ine sentence I reckons...

      1. William Towle
        Pint

        Re: Butt....

        > .....Does the Booty Come With The Bonnet(y)???

        The seller does write "bonnet is in perfect condition, as in(sic) the stand that holds it !", and buyer protection does apply if it doesn't come as described (ooer) ;)

        // Rated "Oh! Orgasmic" because ... well, it feels rude not to.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I have to say

    shows better taste than you'd usually expect from a BMW owner...

  6. Josco

    Bee in a Bonnet

    ..... or a bum on a beemer?

    It's not Sarah Bee by any chance?

  7. Winkypop Silver badge
    WTF?

    Hmmmm

    What bonnet?

  8. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    "...a starting bid of just 420 quid:"

    So, not exactly going for a thong then?

  9. S Larti
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    Apparently

    "the bonnet is in perfect condition, as in the stand that holds it ! "

  10. S Larti
    Coat

    I wish...

    I could find a parts supplier with stocking levels like that!

  11. LuMan
    Joke

    Strange

    Not the normal type of arse you see behind a BMW bonnet...

  12. Andy Watt
    Go

    NSFW!!!

    I know the clue was in the title - but you should have included NSFW in there!!

    That said, it's one hell of a strategy.

    1. Peter H. Coffin
      Troll

      "NSFW" outdated

      It is time to retire the whole concept of "NSFW" tags. It was originally adopted because people often had internet access while in their employer's offices but not at home. The situation has now reversed, with more people likely to have routine and customary internet access at home than at their place of work. We're now in a circumstance where the rules can be much simpler: if the site you're visiting is related to doing your work, there should be no one that can legitimately criticize the content. If the site is NOT related to doing your work, then visit it FROM HOME, and you deserve whatever you see. There is no such thing as "job-related but inappropriate" content that needs must be hidden from coworkers.

      1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

        Re: "NSFW" outdated

        Er, this doesn't convince me. I would think a semi-naked woman is still NS for most people's W and they appreciate the warning.

        1. J. Cook Silver badge
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          No, NSFW should stay.

          Agreed- some HR droids have absolutely zero sense of humor, and will cheerfully accept resignations of people they catch with even moderate amounts of flesh tones emanating from their monitors.

          I get away with it because I'm the nanny filter admin and I can pull the "I'm performing an investigation" card. :D

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          NSFW outdated, NSFH tags instead.

          I mean, as a right upstanding employee you wouldn't need them, would you?

          But as a conscientous father and/or* mother of the house, what'll the CPA -think if- do when the little monsters rat on you, hm?

          * Both also seems to be an option for some.

        3. Alan Esworthy

          Keep the warning, please

          I'm fortunate enough to spend less time at my employer's premises than I do in my home office. But that only means that in the former location I need to be wary of my boss's location and in the latter my wife's. So, please keep the NSFW warning tags!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Keep the NSFW tag

        How else would we know that an article is worth reading?

  13. Graham Bartlett
    Welcome

    NSFW

    Any chances of multiple levels of this? Like NSFW for slighly risque, VNSFW for more dodgy, up to VFNSFW for unexpectedly large quantities of exposed flesh.

    I for one welcome our carbon-bonnet-wielding overladies...

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Re: "...a starting bid of just 420 quid:"

    The NHS can probably correct that lisp.

  15. Sergie Kaponitovicz
    Badgers

    Still there!

    As at 15:12 BST the ad is still live. Amazing.

    Badgers because there is no beaver

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I would happily

    spend 420 with that particular lady.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surely it's a beetle bonnet...

    ...that we're all viewing.

  18. alyn
    Paris Hilton

    at least

    He's not selling a beetle bonnet. That would be pornographic

    Paris - because she has her own beetle bonnet

  19. Blubster
    Coat

    Shouldn't bother

    If I were you - the bonnet has a large crack.

  20. Neil Barnes Silver badge

    And now it's...

    Gone.

  21. proto-robbie
    Pint

    Where do you...

    ...put the twin carburettors?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    does this mean

    i have to go and buy a bloody beamer now? :(

  23. Armus Squelprom
    Thumb Up

    We're a simple-minded, smutty lot....

    Great, innit?

  24. meehawl

    It's A Man Baby!

    I can tell from the pixels.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Geez, I figured that this wouldn't work...

    and that they'd go tits up!

  26. proto-robbie
    Headmaster

    Shouldn't that be...

    a "beetle hood", being an merkin invention?

    And not that I want to teach you your job or anything, but I wouldn't have classified that as a Bootnote.

    Yes, yes: I'm putting it on right now.

  27. John Savard

    Just Like a Lot of Other Advertising

    The images aren't indecent, and a lot of other advertising involves pretty girls, often half-naked. So eBay has no reason to act, unlike in the case of flashers. Unless, of course, including extraneous promotional content in images is only permitted for paying advertisers.

  28. Displacement Activity

    Short treatise on God, Man, and his wellbeing

    I did a short gig at an engineering (wireless) company recently, and took over the desk of an early-20s female who'd just moved on. There were, I think, only 4 or 5 women (out of ~100) in this company, and all the rest were secretaries and HR. It soon turned out that one of her hobbies had been YouPorn, in an open-plan office, on her company computer. Everyone in my group knew about it; even IT knew about it. Nobody cared, but none of the guys would have done it themselves. She was, needless to say, very popular.

  29. Matthew 17

    far too much junk in that trunk.

    This car ad is much more entertaining though

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290462559538&_trksid=p2759.l1259

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