Pace notes
I've not got a sat nav and I'm not getting one until I find one with a stressed sounding Welshman reading the directions like rally pace notes.
Brian Blessed will become the new sound of satnav this October after a Facebook group of 25,000 showed support. With no current TomTom voices similar to the actor's famous boom, Mancunian motorist Richard Gardner started the unwieldily-named Facebook group, Campaign to get Brian Blessed to do a voice-over for my sat nav, …
I was recently at a concert where Brian was the compare for the evening where he proudly announced :
"It's great to back in Yorkshire. I am a proud Yorkshireman born just down the road in Mexico"
So chances of getting to where you actually wanted to go 0%, chances of being diverted up Everest 100%
"It's great to back in Yorkshire. I am a proud Yorkshireman born just down the road in Mexico"
Though it's possible he might a said that, he's daft enough :)
It's more likely he said 'born just down the road in Mexbro' (Mexborough to give it it's posh name)
Ah, all good myths :)