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A Hong Kong self-proclaimed voodoo master dubbed the "Dog Man", who engaged in ritual sex with a gullible 20-year-old student, has failed to work his magic on a judge and will spend the next 21 months behind bars. Acoustics technician Lo Fuk-yee, 64, was arrested last October on two counts of "obtaining unlawful sexual …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    how stupid?

    If all of you dont give my all of your money, the ghosts that live in your PC will haunt you to death!

    Hey, this scamming is easy.

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  2. The_Police!
    Coat

    Lo Fuk-yee

    Seriously? Whoa!

    Mines the one with voodoo pins in it!

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wrong Wong?

    from article: Lo then turned up and prescribed sex to exorcise the spirits responsible. The student "slept with Wong twice on October 4 and 6"

    Is that suposed to read "slept with Lo"? or was this a strange lesbo trist?

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    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)
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      Re: Wrong Wong?

      Check the link to the original story.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Lo Fuk-yee? Seriously?

    Nominative determinism is seemingly alive and well...

    Now, about this "Dog Man" monicker: does that relate to his preferred position, or usual sexual partners?

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  5. Jimmy Floyd
    Joke

    Bugger

    "obtaining unlawful sexual intercourse under false pretences"

    Better not tell a girl that I love her just to get her into bed, then. At least not in Hong Kong...

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  6. adnim
    Joke

    Gullibility,

    superstition and religion are perfect bed partners.

    When is a joke not a joke?

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  7. Anonymous Coward
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    (untitled)

    Surely, she'd "taken advantage of his sexual desires to fulfill her superstitious beliefs".

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    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)
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      Re: (untitled)

      Ooh! CONTROVERSIAL!

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    QQ

    Does this mean I can't use the old " I'm an astronaut, and this might be my last night on Earth " line anymore?

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  9. nsld
    Paris Hilton

    Are you sure this is legit?

    The names of the accused and the judge remind me of the old chinese menu joke from years ago.

    Paris - as Poon Si Tung is her favourite member of the judiciary

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  10. Eddy Ito
    Coat

    "a diary police found..."

    I guess the diary of Wong hung Lo.

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  11. John H Woods Silver badge
    Stop

    Attention all commentards!

    Stop with the 'I guess I can't tell her I'm an astronaut' crap already. It is quite legal in the UK to tell any lies you want to get a girl into bed - EXCEPT to pretend that the act is not sexual. It's not that hard to understand is it?

    Example:

    Legal: 'I'll teach you how to use Ubuntu if you sleep with me'

    Illegal: 'This is how you start Ubuntu'

    Let's not have any more BS about whether mentally ill / gullible girls 'deserve it' or not or whether there is any doubt about what you can say to get your end away.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      You seem to have a degree of specialist knowledge in this area

      which borders on worrying

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  12. Morpho Devilpepper
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    The Gospel according to Dong

    Yea brethren, takest thou thy wits about ye and guard thyself against the deceit of the Evil One. For lo, thou art but sheep to this wolf, and Lo, if thou droppest thy guard he may Fuk-Yee.

    Amen.

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  13. Bounty

    whatever

    reminds me of the donation plates that go around in church. Any paid for exorcisms... diet pills ohh and taxes, cuz I'm pretty damn sure I'm getting scammed there too.

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