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Bespeckled thespiatrix jailbird Lindsay Lohan probably won't survive the estimated 23 days she'll spend in chokey, if the Sun is to be believed. Lohan's prison mugshot yesterday. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lohan was greeted yesterday at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, by "the …
If you think the articles are good, you should read the comments section. Poolie_Pete's is currently my favourite:
"If it was England she would not of even got sentenced, she would of got 50 hours community service and then started partying with Jordan..."
Personal experience has taught me not just to take what the papers say with a pinch of salt, but to completely and utterly ignore them as most "scoop", "exclusive", "insider knowledge" from the tabloids is completely made up by the reporter twisting a simple sentance into a load of nonsense.
They'll make any bollocks up, just to flog the rag.
Just like Lester's article about a 'stuffed' dog.*
Hope her time in the nick isn't harsh, I don't think she did much wrong.
*I'd give my left arm for Lester's job. Not my right arm, otherwise how could I set out the playmobil characters??
Don't i remember some previous Reg comment guidelines against allusion to prison rape, showers, picking up the soap etc? Its a fairly brutal mob-justice theme, and much as i think she's a rubbish actress and a bad driver, she doesn't deserve all this slavering over her fate at the hands of the gruesome US penitentiary system and its inmates.
The silly little girl isn't in General Population, she's in isolation. Basically, she won't see anyone on the inside other than the guards. If you squint, she's on a coupe week holiday away from the gutter press. Should prove relaxing for her, at least in her tiny little mind. I'll bet a nickle she'll be back ... Lack of a basic education and recidivism is an ugly thing.
Regarding "* The drooling masses won't have to wait long to get a piece of this action. Lohan will reportedly being going full-frontal for Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. In this case, it really is a matter of "if the story demands it"."
Will the younger LL also get intimate with a dog to replicate some of the more unusual behaviour of the other older LL, if the story demands it? Let the people speak.
I'd pay a fiver to see that in a cinema.
"i find it so odd that the USA is seemingly so soft on drink drivers."
Oh its simple. Politicians are not going to pass laws to lock them selfs up. Sacramento is the state capitol of California. In Sacramento I've never seen so many damn bars and liquor stores in my life . Lindsey is locked up California
Who realy cares about this ?
If you are adult enough to stuff up and not listen to the judge the first time tough luck.
Pity they will not be keeping her in there for the whole time, maybe they should and then charge her $1000 per day for the holiday suite as well.
There will be no next time one would hope.
AND as for making money out of the experience all the money made aught be confiscated under the proceeds of crime rules.
Silly silly spoiled brat.
Sitting in an open plan office.
In London
Shawshank redemption in window 1.
Story open in window 2.
Assorted lesbian prison pron in windows 3,4,5,6,7.... .
Pool of drool on the desktop as he's licking his lips over his latest "masterpiece".
Prior to wandering off to the gents for a little quality me time.
On about £64k a year.
Most Merkins who have not visited The Septic Isle have little idea of what Saint Rupert's minions get up to. They associate newspaper journalists with *honesty*.
You might like to find out where the National Enquirer recruits its top staff *from*.
So, not so sure about the journalists, but lets just look at the editors of the Sun in recent years.
Kelvin McKenzie
Rebekah Brooks
Dominic Mohan
Now then I am not so sure about Dominic, but have heard both Kelvin and Rebekah speak. They struck me as both intelligent, and erudite, if a little in the case of Kelvin crude. I think that this picture is incorrect.
Sun journalists are exceptionally intelligent people. They just don't have the same er, moral qualms as the rest of us, in the main. They're brilliant manipulators, it's what they do. You have to admire them, kinda. Oh wait, no you don't. They could have put their brains to much better use.
Ach well.
Shawshank Redemption?
Now, You, Sir, have my full admiration and attention. A film I could'nt get out of my head for 6 months after I saw it, and still have dreams about it.
Now, about the lesbo porn you mentioned....Brown paper bag, behind third washroom from the right in the gents at Victoria station OK with you? I'll put a pony* there, same place.
*Nooo, Lester, Nooo! I mean 25 sovs, not the one you're currently melding your playmobil characters around, after your recent splendid (and, I might add, very collectable) article.
"Shawshank Redemption?"
Of course.
That whole "Betting on who will make her cry" stuff is *remarkably* like the opening for the movie (not of course that I would suggest the Sun makes up stories).
"Now, about the lesbo porn you mentioned....Brown paper bag, behind third washroom from the right in the gents at Victoria station OK with you? I'll put a pony* there, same place."
A Sun journalist without near constant access to p()rn. Unthinkable.
Some of mine seedier colleagues have mentioned "Chained heat" (I think they said it stars Linda Blair and the actress from the Emauelle films) and "Reform school girls" as minor classics in the soft core area of the genre. As for the rest I imagine a bit torrent search would bring up plenty of items for your viewing pleasure.
Personally I will be settling down with a nice cup of tea to watch Frankie Boyle's new children's quiz show (I think it'll be a bit like "Runaround" for those of a certain age) "Uncle Fistie's funhouse."
Tata.
LOL, you get people to believe anything. Do you really think that anyone is going to risk LL coming to any harm? That would be the end of celeb jail time, because the solicitors would have a party taking the prison owners to the cleaners.
In addition, I'm disappointed by the mix of mean comments. Sure, she had it coming (plenty of opportunity to stop) and maybe this will break the habit at last, but it's still rather sad to see someone going to ground this way. Are we getting that far removed from being decent human beings? Just wondering..
How about we move the surveillance off the streets and into prisons where they should be. A camera in every room and a tracker on every prisoner and guard. That would end the flagrant malpractice and corruption pretty quick. And if you turn off a camera you get fired, and if one breaks down your electrician gets fired.
I wrote a post criticizing this article. Apparently, it has been "moderated out". This was unexpected on The Register.
Basically, I concur with kevin 3 and I disagree with the general tone of this article. The author seems to find the idea of prison violence inflicted on Lindsay Lohan fun and pleasurable. I say the author should seek counsel and treatment.
The sun is not really the kind of newspaper I would bother reading .... now, please, where the fsck is the iT angle to this? I came to slowly accept your Leccy savvy coolness, because electric cars are "new technology", just like IT. Yet, here you are crossing the line of the unacceptable ... I read the article hoping to find an iT angle ... but no ... my time wasted, thanks!
If I were interested in this sort of rubbish, I would already be in the know, anyway.
The Paris Hotel icon is bad enough! Sooooo please, spare me the useless ...
Aside from the classification of bootnotes the title "'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan" might also be a bit of a hint? Unless of course one was expecting urls to the videos, sound tracks and photos.
Personally I consider the Register publishing these stories as a bit of a public service. It is just possible to have too much 'IT'? OK so personally I ignore the classifiication but a title such as this just draws my mouse pointer across the screen..... no no Mr manager it is work related it's in The Register it's gotta be an important IT story.
It seems my previous post, where I suggested that the choice of the officer to conduct Ms Lohan's cavity search might not have been entirely random.
I did not suggest they would be exceptionally rough on Ms Lohan, merely that they might have had a small competition, and of course the suggestion was made in jest.
I fully accept that the Corrections Officers of the Californian Penal System are men and women of unimpeachable integrity who would never dream of violating proper procedures in carrying out their duties.