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In an absolutely shameless piece of bandwagon-jumping self promotion, the internet's leading repository of female tattoos and body piercing has taken the latest manifestation of the Jesus Phone out for a spin (link NSFW). Screen grab from iPhone 4 showing young lady with exposed breast Suicide Girls has put the iPhone's 4's …

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  1. Conrad Longmore
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    Will El Reg follow suit?

    Will El Reg follow suit with nude hardware reviews? I take it that you are all about as attractive as the SuicideGirls?

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  2. jake Silver badge

    ::yawn::

    You can get all the porn you want if you take the time to figure out usenet.

    Ink & jewelry isn't exactly hardcore ... and frankly, I feel sorry for both the folks on display, and the people viewing them.

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    1. Scott 19
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      Troll

      Its Friday

      And you sitll can put a downer on it, i met a bloke like you at a friends party last weekend he stood in the corner of the gerden and no-one spoke to him when he did corner me it took me 10 seconds to relise why......HE COULD TAKE THE FUN OUT OF BOOBS, wrong'un in my book.

      Or your a troll?

      Well done El Reg for keeping us abreast on a Friday as usual.

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      1. jake Silver badge
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        @Scott 19

        "it took me 10 seconds to relise why......HE COULD TAKE THE FUN OUT OF BOOBS, wrong'un in my book."

        After you've handled a few pairs (and maybe a singleton, or even a complete lack, if you're in the right place at the right time and not an idiot) in their many varied configurations, you'll realize that it ain't the boobs that are important. Trust me, you'll figure this out once (if?) you get to college/uni. Hopefully.

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  3. Anonymous Coward
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    Phantastic

    No wonder this thing is so popular. Maybe one should reconsider getting oneself one of them...

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    1. Piro Silver badge
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      FAIL

      As long as you don't actually want to make calls

      Which it fails at.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    TOGTF... oh...

    :D

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  5. Anonymous Coward
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    Some really bad pictures there

    I thought the iPhone was supposed to have a decent camera? Some of the low light stuff was dreadful.

    Nice tits though. Pity about the tats.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      "Pity about the tats"

      Here, here.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Cue the moaning

    from commentards surprised to find NSFW images in an item tagged NSFW

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  7. Miek
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    Flip-Strip Pulled from the App Store

    Why was it pulled, the tits on flip-strip are far less offensive than the tits at Cupertino ;)

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Lol'd

    "It's like...world's most expensive pocket mirror!" SG video quote.

    With all the recent iPhone4 problems, they could be on to something!

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    Everybody knows

    That the real home of tattoed babes has less suicide and more gods in their name. Not that it has anything to do with pious religious observance, I can assure you.

    When Apple release a phone that works we'll be sure to get the GGs to review it.

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    With these ropey anorexic birds...

    ...You are really spoiling us.

    What is the appeal of these women? They've got no curves whatsoever. They're sexy in the same way drug addicts are.

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  11. Anonymous Coward
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    Like it or not pretty much everyone talks about the newest Apple release.

    I hope no one is surprised that a porn site is doing something "shameless". I mean, it's kind of what they do. Just go into a phone booth in central London, the sex trade is pretty in your face. The more respectable outlets just so happen to do iPhone reviews, haha.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    why oh why

    cant more of the fanboi be like those girls.

    Given the choice between some metrosexual ubergeek getting his iPad out of his manbag or some inked lady with her wares on display I suspect I know which one I would find more interesting.

    Paris, its all about the assetts

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  13. TkH11

    suicide girls

    I met a real live Suicide Girl in a former job, quite overweight, not particularly attractive and a goth.

    I used to know a few people from this subculture many years ago..most had emotional/psychological issues...best to avoid these kind of women I'm afraid.

    Having an obsession with vampirism and death is a little bit unusual... Though I hasten to add, the PVC worked for me!

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  14. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    The iPhone 4GS+

    Apple being Apple, the next upgrade will involve new camera firmware which refuses to fire the shutter if the image processing algorithms detect nakedness of any sort.

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  15. IR

    Pinch and zoom

    Have they tried it?

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  16. Grivas Bo Diddly Harm
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    I'm as open minded as the next humourless bigot but....

    .... walking down a street while SMOKING?

    Something Must Be Done.

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