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A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was …

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  1. S Larti
    Joke

    You're Nicked!

    No officer, not even a scratch...

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  2. Rumcajz

    This story is crying out for

    pictures. Or at the very least a playmobil reconstruction...

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    1. OMGROFLSKATES
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      I 2nd that!

      Playmobil FTW!

      This should rival the Swedish Dykes Rompy Pompy!

      im sure Billy C and a Blue Dress could make a Cameo!

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  3. TRT Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Huh?

    So, her ex-hubby was helping her drive to a date with her boyfriend whilst she shaved her muff to be ready for, well, something?

    Jeesh! Talk about an open relationship.

    Paris, 'cos she knows about muff driving.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Looking at her mugshot....

    ....I'm thinking the new B/F had a lucky escape! Sooeee!

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    1. Slappy
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      Coat

      Looking at her mugshot

      How could the cop be sure which end she was shaving?

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      1. Kevin 6
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        Funny

        I asked myself the same thing

        PLEASE tell me she was horribly mutilated in that crash and she didn't look like that normally....

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    2. Captain TickTock
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      Troll

      Clearly...

      facial beauty was not a big priority here...

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  5. Intractable Potsherd
    Pint

    Let me get this straight ...

    ... this woman was trimming her pubes on her way to a date with her boyfriend whilst in a car *next to her ex-husband* ... If this is true, I salute the open-mindedness of both gentlemen in question!!!

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      WTF?

      ex-husband?

      takiing her to to see a "boyfriend"? The word 'pimp" comes to mind....

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    2. ToddRundgren
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      Joke

      highway pubes

      Perhaps the two guys and the gal n question were meeting for a spit roasting sesh'?

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  6. Richard L
    WTF?

    A Dead Ringer for...

    Kurt Cobain from looking at the mugshot.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Grenade

      *bang*

      What, before or after his 'accident'?

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  7. Josco
    Unhappy

    Collars & Cuffs!

    They don't match!

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  8. Jimbo 6

    wanted to be "ready for the visit"

    ... I can only presume this was a 'conjugal visit' to the penny-tenshurry ?

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  9. Andus McCoatover
    Coat

    Thanks, Leste. It's only Tuesday, and I've gotta get yet anothe keyboad fo the pub.

    ("?" doesn't wok anymoe)

    /KB replaced/

    Well, thunderbirds are GO, (s)natch.

    At least she was in the front of a Thunderbird, not in the back of a Trans-Am*

    Seems she had a brush with the law.

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.

    (OK, Moderatrix, I'll be quiet now).

    *http://lirama.net/song/163221

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  10. lansalot
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    hehe

    "Hang on - I'm just going into a tunnel !"

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  11. Captain TickTock
    Coat

    Don't beat around the Bush...

    ...Full coverage of the lawsuit against Ford Motor Company please.

    This is the US we're talking about.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Really..

    it's these are the kind of people that give poor white trash a bad name

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  13. cookieMonster Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    @Looking at her mugshot

    Argggggggg !!!!! The image is burned into my mind !!!!

    Paris - Cos that was what I was thinking, until I looked :-(

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  14. Elmer Phud
    Coat

    Fines

    Presumably when she gets to court she'll get a hefty fine.

    She will most likley need time to pay and supporters will organise a hedge fund.

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  15. Geoff Webber
    IT Angle

    Why cant we

    Have a mugshots site like this in the UK. This is one americanism I like!!

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  16. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    I wonder...

    .. if her ex-hubby was just paying her lip service?

    Yep, I'm getting now..

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  17. Cosmo
    Paris Hilton

    Shame for her...

    ...that she wasn't driving a Toyota. She could've just said that the car accelerated all by itself.

    Paris, as she likes a close shave.

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  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Let's just hope...

    ...she had designed a nice exclamation mark style for her accident.

    Remember - Think once, think twice, think "no pubic topiary maintenance when driving".

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  19. Shady
    Joke

    Would that make her...

    ...a Muff Driver?

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  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No doubt

    ...she'll now sue the razor manufacturer for not including a warning about pube-clearing while driving.

    And she'll probably win.

    Merkins - got to love them.

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  21. Ben Bawden
    Joke

    Yes?

    What seems to be the problem, cuntstubble?

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    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)
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      Re: Yes?

      Ha. Very good.

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    2. Mike Holden
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      The best of the lot!

      See subject ^

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    3. eezatehgeeza
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      Happy

      /facepalm

      omg no!

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  22. Annihilator
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    Smart trooper

    "Swapping places with Judy didn't fool cops, though, because the airbag in the driver’s seat had not deployed and he had "burns from the passenger side airbag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat"."

    Not to mention the pile of pubes on the drivers seat?

    I find it a bit strange tho, how on earth do the police *know* this? She drove on after the accident, swapped seats with husband and then were caught by police. I'm assuming she wasn't trimming throughout, so I can only conclude she fessed up!

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  23. Captain TickTock
    IT Angle

    Registered!

    Keywestmugshots is down!

    That's the IT angle!

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  24. mark 63 Silver badge
    Joke

    merkins!

    no merkin for that merkin!

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  25. DrunkenMessiah
    Coat

    Silly Merkin

    Silly Merkin... yeah I'll just go now...

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  26. sabba
    Troll

    Good lord...

    Stop the presses. they've inadvertently printed a photo of her under carriage.

    I can now understand why the yanks think they can rule the world. They obviously have at least two very, very brave (or visually impaired) blokes.

    Perhaps she should have started with her top lip.

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  27. Graham Bartlett

    It's a pig in a wig!

    Stupid *and* ugly - what a combination. Presumably the Groucho Marx - Marilyn Monroe liaison happened after all ("Yeah, but what if it had my looks and your brains?").

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  28. James O'Brien
    Coat

    @Looking at her mugshot

    Someone pass the mind bleach please? Im pretty sure my eyes are gone after seeing that.

    /Promptly walks into a wall on the way out.

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  29. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Wow! She's only 37....

    ....and she looks like that?

    Some people have clearly had a hard life!

    Yep, Paris, has to be...

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      That said...

      ...you probably wouldn't look so hot either if you'd just been in a car accident, fled from the cops, been arrested, and hauled off to jail.

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  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The best a man can get?

    When I said the T-Bird was a fanny magnet this isn't what I had in mind.

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  31. Dr. Mouse
    Coat

    Lucky

    "The occupants of the other vehicle were treated for minor injuries"

    They were lucky. Sounds like a close shave...

    I know, I know, I'm going...

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  32. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart
    Paris Hilton

    Lester

    I'm just curious, what search terms was Lester using when he found this story? Is it part of his daily search for news stories?

    Googling "car crash shaving pubes" has come bach with 20,900 hits. I guess Andy Warhol was right... "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 Minutes"

    Paris.... ah! you know why

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  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Suggestion

    How about voting buttons for your subtitles.

    This one deserves a thumbs up.

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  34. neb
    Coat

    and playing on the radio....

    ...was smooth criminal, non?

    who's coat is that jacket? ah mine =)

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Or

      Sade "Smooth Operator"

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  35. kain preacher

    Ex husband

    Maybe he was in the car to make sure she didn't come back to him.

    27 ??? I was thinking more like 49-52

    @sabba no matter were you go you can find to men that are willing to sleep with any thing. In fact there is a sub culture of men that like the dirties nastiest thing they can find . Its a fetish thing .

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  36. ElReg!comments!Pierre
    Happy

    Most amazing thing is...

    ... it was not even in Oz.

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  37. Graham Bartlett
    Joke

    Can't resist

    Picture the conversation in the cells...

    "So, you been picked up by the fuzz then?"

    "Sorry luv, I shave it so there's nothing to hold onto."

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  38. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Second time today!

    Reg, you need to add a "white trash alert" icon.

    Drink icon, because I need one after seeing that mug shot and involuntarily visualizing the scene in that car....

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  39. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Oh dear

    I'm brain damaged now. The text next to the mugshot came across as "1 felony c*nt(s)" and "1 misdemeanor c*nt(s)" - nothing for it but a thorough rinse with alcohol and hope for the best.

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  40. Bucky 2

    What I find amazing...

    I've been to Florida. I'm not surprised by the woman.

    I'm just shocked a Florida policeman was measuring distance in kilometres.

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  41. asiaseen

    From the booking details

    Occupation: DISABLED. Missing brain, perhaps?

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  42. Jared Vanderbilt
    Pint

    Fortunate air bag failure.

    If the drivers side airbag had deployed there would have been a follow on story from a Florida hospital emergency room.

    Doctor: do you hear something buzzing ... and why is this unconscious woman smiling?

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  43. JC 2
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    Pics Or It Didn't Happen.

    I demand proof.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Seconded

      But proof in the form of PlayMobil is the only sort of evidence we accept around here.

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  44. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    Honourary Essex girl

    But joking aside it's all fun and games till the person in the other car ends up in a wheel chair as a result of her little mishap.

    Having seen the photos a little tidy up in the nether regions looks the least of her concerns.

    Mind you definite potential for "10 years younger."

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