US Army's robot kill-chopper chopped

Ponits deducted for external assist ?

So where's the droid ally who got out to strategically place the wheel stop to allow our future master to mount its puny civilian ancestor ?

So,.....

Frogstar Scout Robot series only goes up to Class B now?

The way these things work...

...and the reason they fail is all down to their name, or more accurately, the acronym of the name. "Future Combat Systems", that's way too sensible, self-explanatory and the TLA isn't particularly funny. Call something a MULE on the other hand and you're trotting all the way to the bank.

Oh and a, "totally secure wireless networking system"? Mr. Page, please, I thoroughly enjoy your writing but surely you missed out one of your wonderfully sarcastic "ahem"s or something there.

So most of them are...

...terminated.

scnr

Missile launcher useless

Has anyone noticed how utterly useless the missile launcher would be if a target - human - got up close and personal? All they'll have to do is get on top of that round ball - which I assume is a camera - break the antennas and hey presto. That is of course assuming that it's a 1 on 1.

Grenade - for obvious reasons.

the Armed Robotic Vehicle Assault Light (ARV-A-L)?

Naming FAIL: it should be Light Assault Robotic Vehicle Armed (LARVA). It has a nice, threatening ring to it, as in "We were attacked by LARVA".

Hey Ho - Lets Blow

Yes... the ultra modern techno US&A army and it's bot forces.

Lemmee see, we have 20 jillion chinese trying to hack into everyone else's net works.

We also rampant cyber crime and hacking.

Even retards looking for evidence of UFO's can manage a pretty good probing.

One really good killer hack, to the killer network, and it's dead.

Unless Microsoft's "blue screen of death" or Linux's "frozen screen of wait" does it for them.

Back to bangers and bayonettes when it all back fires - along with Plan B.......

What? No Plan B?

Hit Panic Button - "N for Nukes"...

"What? they have hacked that too?"

Then comes Plan H or Plan S.

H is for Hiri Kari, and S is for Sissy Boy.

go on, sir. Pull the other one.

"linked together by a... totally secure wireless networking system."

Excellent! Best laugh of the day (absent a new tale from the BOFH). Where shall I send the bill for a new monitor?

Ahem, Defence Industry, the U.S. government is broke

Why does the U.S. defence industry find it hard to understand that the Pentagon, and the U.S. government, is a little short of cash?

Killing machines

Robots always remind me of ED209 in Robocop ;-p

RDF, Jamming

" totally secure wireless networking system"

Have they ever heard of Radio Direction Finding ? These "robots" are actually remote-controlled systems that need to blast gigabits of video data data back to their human controllers every hour.

So when these contraptions move in, the enemy will know it well before they turn up on the battlefield. Exact numbers, location and speed. You don't need to know much more.

Also, enemy would probably also have a good time jamming those communication links and then simply dropping a few litres of burning petrol on these Very Dangerous Machines.

When you look at these WW2 tank movies even those well-armoured T34s have lots of infantery running around them to protect against petrol bombs, Panzerfausts and all sorts of mines attached by enemy hiding in a hole.

Now this unmanned machine is supposed to have the slightest chance of survivial ? Or maybe it is still protected by humans with assault rifles and hand grenades ???