From a low-budget memory stick
Greeting!! (smiley, as left)
* Wish you be happy when opening the parcel.
*China is far away; many thanks to allow us more considerable shipping time.
*Do not hesitate to contact us if any question or problem, give us a chance to help you solve any problem! Thanks (another smiley)
* Please value our services 5 stars by Detailed Seller Ratings. Our hard work needs your encouragement.
* Our website (---------) is also ready to be your best choice to retail and wholesale phone, games and accessories. Any other products please contact us for a better price.
Best wishes and have a nice day!
(the last line in a nice ornate font, and the whole thing on a small card.) It's probably more accurate English than some of our own youth could manage, and the meaning has no trouble getting through the eccentricities. Yes, I be happy when opening the parcel - cheered me up no end, and despite the low price the stick works just fine when whopped.