back to article Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence

A Florida flasher who allegedly exposed himself to two women explained to cops that his state of undress was due to an "explosive diarrhoea" incident. Collier County deputies responded to a call on Monday that painter Todd Napodano, 42, stood up inside his white Chevrolet box-truck van in a Naples parking lot and "shook his …

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  1. Witty username
    Coat

    hur hur

    what a shitty situation

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    bummer

    Paris because... Oh, wait, wrong bodily function. Sorry....

  3. asiaseen

    Crappy excuse

    gets the bum's rush

  4. Scott 19
    Coat

    long time reader, first time punner

    What a bum wrap.

  5. Fluffykins Silver badge

    Why are turds tapered?

    So your arse cheeks don't slam shut

  6. Amir Shah

    Kenny

    Didn't Kenny in South Park use this excuse?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Some word pairs that just don't sit well.

    explosive...diarrhoea

    informative...Sun

    Britain...hospitality

    exciting...Blackpool

    Lilly...Allen

  8. Winkypop Silver badge
    Badgers

    Painter?

    Was it a spray job?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Headmaster

    what's the IT angle?

    I have been scratching my head at this one...

    Really, does a "flasher" qualify because of some semantic resemblance to Adobe's Flash?

    I guess that's what happens when the author has had too many beers - the brains go down a sink along with the unborn baby and everything else.

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