Re: the scurrilous accusation of Mr A. Coward, at 05:08 GMT
"Methinks there is more of the PR stunt playing to the "think of the children' brigade than any serious consideration about child welfare."
How dare you accuse this developer, a man of the highest moral standing, of making light of the plight of the innocent children, until now subjected to the filth that is Sula leucogaster (or any other member of the Sula genus, for that matter)? Sir, how could you?
It's time we stood up to smut - ornithological or numerical. You'll be thankful of Mr Thomson's vigilance when your children don't end up as devil-worshipping pornographers or worse... twitchers.
We need more of his ilk, and I think it's important that we voice our outrage at the peddling of smut, and also our appreciation for those who are willing to carry the fight to those deviants who would corrupt our youth in this scandalous fashion. I can think of no better reward for Mr Thomson's moral stance than for you all to go onto the iTunes store RIGHT NOW, and buy this product. Buy early, buy often. Tomorrow may be too late to save an innocent from degradation.
Publicity stunt, indeed! Sir, how could you? This is our CHILDREN we're talking about.
[ Btw, congrats on making it into the funny papers, James! ]