back to article Cisco's UCS needs a bra

Apparently the "California" Unified Computing Systems cannot defy gravity as a young server with generous capacity should. Thanks to El Reg having an office in San Francisco, I have been spared the grief of traveling out to the VMworld extravaganza going on this week and am reporting remotely from the show. But thanks to …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Um...

    ...beg yours?

  2. Frank Bough
    WTF?

    WTF?

    WTF?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Am I missing something?

    Because... uh... yeah, what?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Take your meds yesterday?

    I'm struggling to find the content here.

  5. jake Silver badge

    @Timothy Prickett Morgan

    Tim, dude ... If you can get anything resembling a human female's anatomy and/or underclothing out of that picture, you REALLY need to step away from the computer for awhile. Maybe forever.

  6. CB
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    Invivisble Bra?

    Clearly the author was so carried away with his "Bra" analogy that he (presumably he and not she?) neglected to show or explain in what way the support was needed and how this was illustrated by the photo! The Register is rightly famous for its "Sun Headlines" but some substance to the stories is also required if The Register isn't to go T*ts-Up!!. :-)

  7. Daniel Buckley
    WTF?

    erm

    wha?

  8. Will

    Err

    Can someone show me where the bra is in that pic, im lost

  9. Alex Walsh
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    Use your eyes

    Theres a definite amount of sagging going on in that picture.

  10. jezza 1
    WTF?

    o_o

    Tim, seriously try and get out a bit more.

  11. G 5
    Paris Hilton

    Wah-hey!

    Can wait for me to get me hands on em platters

    Paris - cos she aint got much sagging

  12. jake Silver badge

    @Alex Walsh

    "Theres a definite amount of sagging going on in that picture."

    Use a ruler. Optical illusion. My wife sees it as sagging, I see it as straight.

  13. tony trolle
    Unhappy

    WTF?

    is he talking about the black bits sticking out on the right hand side servers ?

  14. spiny norman
    WTF?

    I'm glad it's not just me.

    Icon says it all.

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