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A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball. Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got …

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  1. Liam Johnson

    Nice trick

    Got to be useful for carrying the shopping home.

  2. SuperTim
    Paris Hilton

    Shame.....

    She's such a minger. I guess if you aint got the looks you need to have a little something "extra" to offer.

    I am sure paris' intimate muscles have been exercised thoroughly.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Is that...

    ... a slight moan I can hear in the video... *groan*

  4. Fluffykins Silver badge

    I wonder

    If a male weightlifter would use a jock strap, could she use a fan belt?

  5. Anonymous John
    Coffee/keyboard

    @ has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown

    Snatched?

    Splutter.

  6. Frank Bough
    WTF?

    Virtually Every...

    ...story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly queasy.

  7. RMartin

    Aaaaand

    The IT angle is?

  8. Seán

    Wow

    It''s really on a site called canalblog.com fantastic.

  9. Emo
    Paris Hilton

    Murano

    At first i thought it was a Vauxhall Murano she'd be lifting - how disappointing.

    Anyone else thinking of MC Hammers Hammertime when watching the vid?

    Paris cos I bet she'd lifted a few balls in her time.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    I expect....

    that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube....

  11. David S
    Thumb Up

    Headline of the Year?

    Is that a double entendre in your pocket?

  12. 3kids2cats1dog
    WTF?

    Book deal?

    Really what use is it? Self help improvement book. Or better yet late night infomercials!

    If I was plotting the next 007 film, she would be in it. Imagine death by vagina.

    O well, something else for my wife to worry about.

  13. Sergie Kaponitovicz
    Pint

    Should that not read

    Russian snatches world's strongest snatch?

  14. Scott Mckenzie

    "snatched the world record"

    *chortle*

  15. Mat
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    That has got to be

    headline of the year!

  16. Ian Hunter

    Superb

    What a vicious c**t !

  17. Anonymous Coward
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    Awsome

    now all i need is a wife!

    im off to find a ruskie bride, cos the brit ones are useless....

    (yup im a geek)

    no wife, no balls.

    lol

    this story is all WIN!!!

  18. steve 1
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    best headline of the year.

    that's all

  19. Klovis Spamster
    Thumb Up

    ... Softdrink Cans, anyone?

    The mind, she buggers!

    Hey, think about graduating to bigger and better things, as it were.

    Talk about trailer park class!

  20. Jared Earle
    Joke

    Oh ...

    What a twat.

  21. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Whatever next for fifteen minutes of fame?

    I imagine there's a few ladies in Patpong and Cowboy who could give her a run for the crown, which one has to admit, has a dubious distinction.

    It was nice though to see that she appeared to be enjoying the show and one has to admire such pleasing dedication.

  22. Ken 16 Silver badge
    Grenade

    So, Mr Bond...

    this puts Xenia Onatopps thigh muscles to shame.

  23. Alan Esworthy
    Thumb Up

    competition?

    Where can I watch the entire competition? I'd like to see the runners-up performances. Oh, yes, how can one apply to become a judge or referee for this event?

    As for no IT angle - who cares?!

  24. SimpleUser
    IT Angle

    Ahemm

    Where there is a ball there is a way (old soccer proverb)....

  25. James O'Brien
    Coffee/keyboard

    @I expect....

    "that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube...."

    ROFL

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Plenty of room for cheating here

    for all we know, she's hiding some sort of elaborate truss arrangement under MC Hammer's castoff sleeveless onesie there

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Lester

    you really do have a nose for sniffing out such news...

    Is your role that of "Genital News Specialist, El Reg"

  28. frank ly

    kegelcizer

    Does anybody remember the brief glimpse of the 'kegelcizer' machine on a Futurama episode when Fry went to the gym? Whoever was on it was lifting quite a load.

  29. Chris Seiter
    Coat

    Wandering Minds

    Maybe David Blane will try to survive for a week hanging from it. He'd be a real Twatdangler then.

    If she pulls her muscles from straining them too much, how will she heal? I thought IcyHot wasn't used on sensitive parts?

    Gives a "hole" new meaning to "Shut your claptrap".

    I saw an "entertainer" who could pick up dollar bills off of your face; this lady could give you 4 quarters back.

    I'd get my coat, but it's missing...

  30. JohnG
    IT Angle

    More here....

    http://www.intimfitness.ru/

    Which neatly provides the IT angle - she has a website.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Chi Weight Lifting (Bone Marrow Nei Kung)

    For those interested, these are books about it (taking a class

    from http://healingtaoretreats.com is recommended though):

    Healing Love Through the Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy

    http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=6

    Bone Marrow Nei Kung

    http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=8

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    I think...

    I'm in love...

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    IT Angle

    It's a hell of a lot more interesting than who's been promoted to president of some Microsoft division or other. Probably more useful too

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Welcome

    I hear she is now working...

    ... as an aversion therapist for rapists.

  35. J 3
    Happy

    Murano?

    Oh, my... my great-grandfather came from there...

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    I wonder if...

    ... any one has suggested to her that it might be easier with her clothes off?

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Would you really want to?

    I think Lorraine Bobbitt (famous for doing a todgerectomy on her philandering husband) has nothing on this lady! Cheating on her would NOT be a good idea... :^)

  38. justinKaisse
    Thumb Up

    couldn't help yourself on that title, could ya?

    no self-restraint...

    on the other hand, it'd been disappointing had you forgone using it.

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    A (W)hole New Slant

    on being dog knotted

  40. NogginTheNog
    WTF?

    Not at all pleasurable

    I'm guessing this can't be turning her on at all, as the last thing she'd need is any, erm, lubrication, unless she fancies a broken toe or two!

  41. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Comments on: Russian snatches world's strongest ...

    If her husband says he's p-whipped,

    she could probably do that.

  42. Michael 28
    Happy

    is it just me ....

    or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Fourteen pounds?

    Put a bit of superglue on the internal ball and I should think she could lift a fair bit more!

  44. Neil Johnstone
    Headmaster

    @is it just me...

    "or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???"

    Michael, you really must keep better control of your personal-mobility/make-dubya-look-like-a-twat vehicle.

    To try and segue into our Russian friend is a different matter entirely...

  45. Anonymous Coward
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    Kegelcize in the comfort of your own home...

    http://baltimore.craigslist.org/spo/1219418937.html

    I... it... no, I lack words.

  46. Peter Revell
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    @ Shame....#

    If you think she is a minger without looks you obviously haven't looked at Tatyana's website!

  47. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not fun at all ....

    OK I dated a woman who probably would have done well in this competition, I still wince thinking about it. To any women out there thinking of starting a similar program of er strength training ... please don't or at least use light weights and moderation.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/stop_32.png

  48. scottboy

    Technique

    I can never remember the difference between the "snatch" and the "clean and jerk" Could someone draw me a diagram?.

  49. call me scruffy
    IT Angle

    Bah, old news.

    Iain Banks once wrote a book where a character used this technique to send a message in morse code.

    Come back when it's been fashioned into a useful input device.

  50. 3BEPOTEKCT

    Meditate/Cavitate!

    You may really call it a Tantric/Tao point of view. But it's a long story, well, first is that there used to be a technique of meditation, IMO, a curious one, to some extent - watching a coitus and thinking about anything phylosophical/nothing at all. The task of the training is to keep concentrated. There are more ways to train, e.g., intercourse with an ugly partner, but in the light of >

    > Frank Bough Thu 9 Jul 1259 "...Virtually Every story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly..." -

    I'd better not continue the post... or...

    Sorry Frank Bough, it's even (-: So that the desire to watch sex [watch stressed] is recognised before as a kind of a wish to escape the world just for a while, because of any reason, headfirst through the vagina. Get back to this cosy place where all mankind was so unkindly drawn from.

    Err.. Head first... So the woman was a genius to perform such a teaching as so good as reported here, real Zen, for this was a head of every unique visitor of this videolink inside the vagine. [I didn't, folks, la-la-la!] And the ball, whatsits wide-known TM, the Murano? That must be the real head; so respectful to the customers from her that it wasn't a bowl ((-;

    Crewelly Cool, Lester.

    73

  51. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    @amanfromMars 1

    While the variety in Patpong and Soi Coyboy is greater I don't recall any such feats of strength... It was mostly ping pong balls and the like.

    Try Angeles for that sort of thing...

  52. lansalot
    FAIL

    hmm

    Worst. Tail. Ever.

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