Allowing for calling a chap with a chainsaw a tree surgeon
the only similarities I can see is that the surgeon has been at it and it looks like it's suffered severe burns.
The case for the beatification of Michael Jackson has been strengthened by the pop legend's appearance in a California tree stump - the first reported Jesus-like simulacrum of the Man Who Changed the Face of Music Forever™. Felix Garcia spotted the uncanny likeness of the Man Who Touched the Lives of Millions™ in a birch stump …
You had me fooled there for a while but then I smacked my head again a brick wall a few times till I felt dizzy and looked at it again and it occured to me that yes, Yes it does look like a piss stain on a tree.
What? He slept with kiddies in his bed surely one of them wet himself with laughter when he tried to come onto them.....
@P Saunders - You got it wrong mate, supposed to be:
/Paris, because I see everything *IN* her,