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We're not quite sure how this one slipped under the El Reg gaydar, but the blogosphere has over the last couple of weeks got itself into a a bit of a tizz over Guys with iPhones (really, really NSFW), which features lots of nude chaps posturing in front of mirrors with their Jesus phones. An iPhone Guy Quite what Steve Jobs …

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  1. William Hunter
    Paris Hilton

    And for those the other way inclined

    There is girlswithiphones.com

    Not quite as prolific for some reason...

    Paris, because I'm surprised she hasnt.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ahhhh...

    Thank god for the Bravissimo ad's being punted on The Reg at the mo...

    <watch all the adblocks suddenly come off>

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    *coff*

    http://girlswithiphones.com/

    unfortunately it's not very NSFW (and there's no pic of the resident moderatrix...)

  4. Greg

    Love the censoring

    Made me giggle.

    Incidentally, why do they have to be iPhones? Can normal people not take naked photos on their phones?

    Aaah, yeah, that's right - the Apple clan are the "beautiful people."

  5. Luis Ogando
    Thumb Down

    Hardcore Beefcake..?

    Stone me! If THAT is an example of a 'hardcore beefcake' then I'm applying for the next Mr Universe competition.

    Seen more bloody beef in a vegetarian sausage!!

  6. Frank

    or perhaps..

    "..all male members of the team must present themselves on Guys with iPhones.."

    or perhaps "all male members of the team must be presented on Guys with iPhones.." I'm sure your adsales team will enjoy getting into the swing of things.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Moar camwhores!

    I want to see peoplewhoknowhowtousethefuckingtimer.com

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Who thinks....

    this photo is the equivalent of the Asus eee chick on the beach?

    not graphically explicit btw...

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/LcTBeLt6Fm5vre56P6NsSDx7o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1241701156&Signature=Lr3c7eINdsyBQ8xV2lwyZJjuSqw%3D

  9. Rafael Moslin
    Pirate

    Holy fruit based telecommunication device!

    Hunks in trunks + Gadgets, blimey, I'm in heaven!

    Is today the El Reg sex edition, what with "Car-prang secretary bites off boss's todger" and now this story?!

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    New keyboard for Mistress Bee please

    Stop drooling and start making more nasty comments! It's the only reason I read half these articles...

    Tut!

  11. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: New keyboard for Mistress Bee please

    Silly boys in their scanties do nothing for me. Stop projecting, AC.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ahhh...

    Ain't it sweet, it's just like the old days again...

    F*cking retro 2mp photography...

    You'll be getting a better camera in cereal boxes before Christmas.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    And then

    the hot young girls whip out their LG Cookies, and then

    yadda yadda yadda

    Does Lester think girls don't have sex lives except as lesbians? How quaint. Old fashioned even.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    OK then - the iPhone makes you gay

    Since there are so many gay pics from dudes with iPhones, then that must mean that the IPHONE MAKES YOU GAY.

    Is that a "flame" or "flamer" icon?

  15. Paul Crawford Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Another classic phrase

    "hideous empurplements"

    What can one add to that (other than a cloth to clean the keyboard)?

    Paris - empurplements - easy connection?

  16. Graham Marsden
    Coat

    I'm waiting for...

    ... I'm an Apple iPhone

    ... I'm a Microsoft Zune

    Well, given that their current adverts seem to be nothing more than willy waving...!

  17. Steen Hive
    Joke

    @AC

    "Does Lester think girls don't have sex lives except as lesbians? How quaint. Old fashioned even."

    Judging by the quality of the gene pool around ElRegistan, probably true too,

  18. Ascylto

    Hah!

    He hasn't even got a g3!

    The software update this June isn't needed, then!

    Oh ... and it's not bad resolution for a 2mp camera.

  19. Stuza

    @ Gregg

    "Incidentally, why do they have to be iPhones? Can normal people not take naked photos on their phones?

    Aaah, yeah, that's right - the Apple clan are the "beautiful people.""

    Really? Looking at girlswithiphones i'd disagree!

    I guess with those crap cameras there wont have to be much scaling down eh ;)

  20. Wyrmhole

    Epitome of gay dating site lameness turns into blog

    Clearly you've never been to a gay dating/hookup site.

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