That will be Buried Shit Then?
Let me assume that....
[1]"More than half that amount involves a 'fine' MasterCard...."
[2]"The remainder covers legal costs and other expenses related to the breach..."
The net zoomies work out, on a sliding scale of 'More than half" starting at 100%, notice how 100% is 'more' than 50%.
and
"The remainder" reduces MasterCards pocket[ing] money depending on how many of MasterCards customers manage, assuming they notice it, to claim back their losses.
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Welcome to MasterCards Premium Rate number blah blah blah
Calls may be recorded blah blah blah.
You now have Five options blah blah blah.
Thank you. You now have 6 options blah blah blah.
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We are very busy at the moment but your custom is important to up so please hold on. One of our advisors will be available to answer your call soon..
Cue Muzak
Repeat for the next eon.
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"Ohhhh Dub Dub Dub Dub Dub. Hello you are talking to Mykel. How can I be helping you today?"
"I seem to have been charged for something I did not buy."
"Oh I am so sorry. You appear to have been connected to the wrong department. Can I please to be taking your details."
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"Yes I will now be putting you through to the place to be"
Cue silent phone line.