Vatican damns Angels and Demons as 'quite harmless'

Pfft

I always liked the line from the review of the DaVinci Code - "Who would have thought controversy could be so dull?"

Lol

Talk about damning something with faint praise.

I've no intention of going to see it- as its boring, and I find Tom Hanks nauseating in the extreme- the review from the Vatican is just reinforcing my 'couldn't be arsed' opinion of it though.......

"Mostly Harmless"???!!!?

Apparently the editor had to trim it a bit, but it's still and improvement over "Harmless". Seems there's a Douglas Adams fan in the Vatican... or is it just an improbable coincidence?

Hah!

So what. The opinion of the Vatican is nothing to me (I can't trust any organisation with their stance on condoms)

What I want to know is if the story is anywhere near as ludicrous as the first, or if the film is vaguely watchable (I walked out of the first one)

Wonderful!

I love it... I absolutely love it. I might get the movie on bluray just for the hell of it (ahem) but I always get a charge out of the flummoxed response from the world at large when the Catholic church does something totally reasonable.

Church: Honestly, we think evolution makes sense, and science and the church aren't at odds.

People: How dare you continue your filthy tradition of attacking sci... wait, what?

@ AC 13:31

Well, I haven't read the Da Vinci Code, although I have had the misfortune to read Angels and Demons, and I think the adjectives 'ludicrous' and 'unwatchable' are understatements here. IMO, Dan Brown makes even that awful Twilight series look like Shakespeare in comparison...

Paris Hilton, cause I think she might even be able to write a better novel.

Ludicrous

Don't know about the film, but the book is much more ludicrous than 'Da Vinci' (and that's saying something). The opening chapter has CERN sending their secret hypersonic aircraft to whisk our hero from the East Coast to Geneva in a couple of hours. It goes downhill from there (still sells more copies than God, though ...)

re: Hah!

> "What I want to know is if the story is anywhere near as ludicrous as the first"

Erm, its almost exactly the same. Dan Brown only has one plotline, he just changes the locations, and the fine details of the plotpoints a little, and you have ALL his books.

He makes the likes of JK Rowling, and Stephanie Mayer seem tallented.

film

I'd like to see the Vatican make a film of *their* book.

I wouldn't watch it but I've no doubt it would be pretty tedious.

...a bit like the Da Vinci Code.

Errr, that can't be right, can it?

Personally, I find the idea that a Cardinal could be a murderer a little easier to swallow than the one about the guy who is hiw own father, brings his friend back from the dead, walks on water and then comes back from the dead himself.

Dan Brown

It's a good job I read "Digital Fortress" *after* A&D and tdVC because if I'd read it first, I'd never have touched the others.

Never mind the one-dimensional stereotype characters, or the fact that given what Brown obviously knows about cryptography he could barely be trusted to spell PGP correctly; he lost a good few points in my estimation for getting the name of the currency of Spain wrong.

Re: Re: I know

Before you get carried away with yourself I really think we need to clarify what type of bear this is.

We should probably standardize it to a brown straw bear with a polar straw bear and black straw bear being slightly more or less of an exaggeration respectively.

Dear Dan Brown, scourge of of Forteana!

Dan Brown punting his latest forteana for middle-class, Middle Englanders. If people enjoy it then good luck to them, but like IT tech films with their Plot-A-Matic(tm) applications used to save the world in the last 2 mins, my interest in forteana means I simply cannot take any of Dan Brown's dumbed-down-for-the-masses produce without wanting to hurl abuse!

Straw Man vs Straw Bear

Seriously... who'd win in a fight between a Straw Man and a Straw Bear... pretty obvious, imo.

Though, perhaps it should be a Straw Bear E.

Sorry... where's my coat?

"mostly harmless"

Why am I reminded of Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical block-busters:

"Where God went wrong."

"Some more of God's greatest mistakes."

and

"Who is this God person anyway?"

Not to mention:

"Well that about wraps it up for God!"

Thumb up as I'm Hitch-Hiking around the Galaxy...

@A J Stiles

'It's a good job I read "Digital Fortress" *after* A&D and tdVC because if I'd read it first, I'd never have touched the others.'

It was more a relief that I read Digital Fortress after them. If nothing else it served to prove my hypothesis of "this man knows nothing and is making it up to suit his plot" - my knowledge of symbolism, templar knights etc was limited so I only had doubts (and enough apathy not to research it). But then Digi Fortress came along and laid my doubts to rest. Rotating clear-text, 64 characters required to represent a 64-bit key anyone? I'm actually getting quite angry thinking about it. Poetic licence, fine, but there's a limit (oh, and apparently Spain's healthcare system will kill you and don't ever try to get a flight in Spain)

AC for the shame of contemplating whether there was any truth in A&D and DVC

Ill wind

It should be noted by the critics that Rosslyn Chapel's visitor headcount (and financial health) has been multiplied by ten since the Da Vinci Code went mega.

Although Rosslyn is not a participating Vatican franchise, surely God still blesses Mr. Brown.

Paris 'cos she's simply divine.

Straw Bear

The only straw bear I know of is the bloke who dances through Ramsey as a fertility ceremony...

www.ousewashes.com/

Paris: 'cos she understand simple minded folk with fertility on their mind.

Straw bear?

Not sure I see it in my comment. And I was hardly attempting a rigorous philosophical argument anyway... yeesh!

Am i the only one...

"suggesting that the books and the films could provide "an incentive to review" how the church puts forward its views on burning issues."

Am i the only one, Who found having the catholic church and "burning issues" in the one sentence amusing.

It's the coat with the fagots in the pockets..

Dross.

If it were available as a torrent I wouldn't waste the bandwidth. I had the misfortune to read the book and can say that the DaVinci Code was the pinnacle of Dan Brown's career, that's not a compliment.

Still, nice to see someone is making money for old rope.

Paris, what, exactly, is she famous for?

@ BossHog

on the DOS version I was playing, I got to Elite... then on to Archangel... also had an energy sucking 'cloaking device'

saved a planet or two...

What version are you playing?

A&D

or "Perils of the Parachuting Pope" is probably the only book I wanted to burn

Both these outfits are peddling shite

Vatican: The great invisible sky daddy

Brown and Co: Box office nasties.

Give yourself a break, reject both as works of mad men.

The wife told me not to read The Di Vinci Code.....

This is the only time I wish I had of taken her advice.

I like Straw Bear E's

Can i have an icon for I like Straw Bear E's?

Is the IT Angle the Dan Brown wrote the books using an abacus. One of these, then one of these and finally one of these.

Taa Daa book

Re : Sarah

Surely in this digital age it should be iBear

Paris cos... she bear, iBear...