Kanye West blames Gmail hijack for bisexual porn hoax Kanye West says someone has taken control of his Twitter. Not to mention his Gmail and MySpace accounts. The rap star says that someone is using all three services to spread false reports, including one that claimed he was open to launching a new career as a bisexual porn star. "Now somebody has been hacking into my MySpace …
Kanye West? Never heard of the guy (gal? went back to check article, says "he" and "him" and etc., so it's a he; until further developments). Who the fuck is Kanye West? Apparently he has an ego much greater than his notoriety. And no, I'm not even an old geezer listening to opera in 45 rpm vinyls.
Happiness. How nice.
Step 1: Idiot falls in love with the sound of their own words and ideas
Step 2: Idiot proceeds to spray this crap all over the Interwebs
Step 3: Interwebs self-defence mechanisms kick into action and highlight idiocy
Step 4: Idiot backtracks in a cloud of OH NOES, HAXXORS!!!1!
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit for record companies, downfall of humanity edges one step closer
Step 7: Who the fuck is Kanye West?
It can only be rival rapper 50 Cent, (or 36p as we call him over here), still bitter about losing the fake hiphop-off they had a few years ago!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/21/kanye_west_battle_with_50_cent_was_a_pub
But then he deserves it - Twitter isn't very "street", is it?
Calling him arrogant is an understatement. Not sure there is a word for what he is in the English language. I knew he went off the deep end hen he said Obama should thank him. if ti was not for him Obama would not of been elected. He has also made statements that Bush hates black folks.
Oh when my mail servers are down
I'm tellin you all my mail servers are down
Oh when my mail servers are down
I'm tellin you all my mail servers are down
Man I promise, I don't like the penis
I have no idea why they insist I'm so heinous
All I said was 'don't know how I'll get by'
And they took that to mean I wanna sleep with a guy
Please I beg you won't you gimme a break
You know all those messages posted were fake
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease! Let me be great!
Why is cyberspace filled with such hate?
Man I'll admit that I was a bit curious
But your insinuations are leavin' me furious
I've had enough - I can't take no more
Cos when I access my blog all I get's 404
They even messed with my myspace account
And put up a post sayin' I'm comin out.
I really can't take it- the nightmare never ends
Cos they've added all the village people on as my friends
Oh when my mail servers are down
I'm tellin you all my mail servers are down
Man I promise, I don't like the penis
I have no idea why they insist I'm so heinous
All I said was 'don't know how I'll get by'
And they took that to mean I wanna sleep with a guy
(repeat)
Yes, I know it doesnt scan and some of the rhyming is decidedly ropey.. But then having just looked up one of KW's songs to parody the above actually seems an improvement. He actually rhymes 'insecure' on one line with 'secure' on the next. Genuis.
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"(Am I doing it right?)"
Erm, really no.
Kanye's a posh kid and a supposedly devout Christian, you're just indulging in some light racist sterotyping (probably thinking of that idiot 50cent eh?) He's a terrible rapper but he used to be a half decent producer - decent enough to work with a few good ppl anyway (and some right dick holes too)
It's all just a pathetic attempt to stir up more publicity. I have to ask: "Kanye no just feck off?"
According to the link previously supplied by another AC, Kanye said: "There's no-one in rap history for talking more s*%t than me and 50. That's something I will stand on."
1, OK, that doesn't make sense... so talking shit already.
2, He can stand on whatever kind of shit he likes, that's of no bearing to the shit he records and which his record company punt onto the gullible. Maybe the shit he stands on inspires him in some way?
3, Anyone would think that he would be pleased now that someone has appeared who is talking shit on his behalf. No-one in rap history has ever talked as much shit as him and 50p, remember? For starters, he'll get a break from having to be a complete arsefaced tosser all the time.
Why not actually confound his haxor - critic / public and BECOME that bi-pron star?
He would certainly strike a blow for open thinking and confuse the heck out of the people wot said it 'for him.'
pity he doesn't have 'teh bawlz' to actually do it.
I would respect him if he did, nevemind that I've never listened to his rapnifying
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