Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something

I seriously crave a duet of Elon and Kim Dotcom. And by crave I mean dread.

Award-winning

I hereby declare Mr. Musk to be the winner of the William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy Trophy for Excellence in Singing. He has truly gone where no man (or woman...) has gone before (or wanted to). He has finally surpassed the master, William Shatner, doing better than even Shatner’s classic cover of ‘Rocket Man’.

That has to be photograph of the decade or certainly in the top 10

And not one mention of the words "pedo" or "guy" in the article.

Such a shame.

ohgodsohgodsmyearsmakeitstop

Autotuning is a superbly reliable method for murdering good music and making bad music worse. This wasn't good music.

Can't you stick him ON rocket(s)?

See title

My head hurts.

That was utterly painful to listen to. After watching reporting on wars, natural disasters, and even genocide, it was this article that really brought home the sacrifices that journalists make to bring us their reporting. Mr Currie, I thank you for your service. The backing track was, at best, four minutes of my life that I'll never get back... but those vocals. Auto-tune is a pitch-corrector. It can't (well, shouldn't) be used to introduce pitch where there wasn't any to begin with. I'm somehow reminded of Dirk Diggler's demo tapes in Boogie Nights, but it's a charitable comparison: they didn't have Auto-Tune back then.

Apart from the spelling I think "Don't Doubt ur Vibe" was pretty good.

Freeby

You can download free software that will allow you to make 'music' like this and Youtube has instructional video how tos, I think that's what muskie did.

The Grimes track just made me think of how much better watching Seven of Nine was than Grimes even without the lyrics and music.

Does anyone else find it a bit odd that the guy's rockets seem to crash less than his cars?

meh

This will cause mass suicide at Burning Man and for that, it has my wholehearted support

Hey, where's my keyboard?

Said the recent reproducer of Y2K EDM.

Excellently bad Y2K EDM for those stuck at work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1RLxPT_Ks

no. no. no.

The title-quotation, I gather, must be the utterance from one of Englands previous "leaders" (putting the quote "take me to your leader" in quite a different perspective) after she must have heard Ad Visser, the presenter of the dutch variety of Top of the Pops (being a rip-off and all), Toppop. Ad Visser being a presenter of said program, making exactly the same kind of what his idea was that music also could be. (No need to go look at YouTube, you can take my word for it - darn, it's awful.) The one moment in time the future baroness was right: this cannot and will not do!

I am born in this country, you know. - Now you know what's wrong with me - having to evolve in situ in order to survive, quite a feat - so I can assure that El Reg is not complicit in any physical harm or deformation by the distribution of Elon's Sweetest Child in Time.

My sympathies go to my fellow readers who did suffer and find themselves in quite a different place from which they last time remember to be, in quite a different shape, and bits missing from their soul. The guy in the white coat told me, with loving, caring eyes, that given time and good care, I could live to see my kids grow up. And when I say caring eyes, I mean that he even didn't blink when I said he could have my kids, it being for the best, since, well, no legal surgery can undo that, pointing at the terror twins, while wrecking the peace and killing each other, growing up with Frozen and that.

With one of the greatest philosophers in mind, Captain Sensible, I dare say it's music, I am happily damned, but no truer words were spoken when he said: Noises for hero's, music 's for zero's.

I can not find where to ask about the set-top. Has anyone ordered at switchonshop? Do they have quality goods?

He's got a touch of the Kim Jong Il about him: I've never played golf, but if I did...

Don't give up your day job.

Just came here to say Elon "pedo guy" Musk.

That is all, thanks.

Sirs,

With ref to Mr Musk's commissions - Works of sonic delight if I ever,

(compared with wot's pumped out as 'music' these days).

Kindly send me the Köchel Numbers ASAP and I shall further copy to The British library forthwith.

Yours, in the canceling headphones,

D. Mented.

03-02-20 :MON: PM

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