JACK OF ALL TIRADES: Twitter boss loses account to cunning foul-mouthed pranksters

Weasel Statements

DDS Safe said: "At this time, we caution against making any notifications because, as set forth above, we simply do not know the scope of the attack. We do not want to inform patients that their information has been compromised if it has not been. Likewise, we do not want to make any assurances that no data was compromised as we may learn it has been."

This reminds me of Zelazny's Agnostic's Prayer: "Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen."

Re: Is this the best you could do?

The give away would be fewer spelling mistakes.

I still think he is going for a dementia defence for when he is booted out of office.

Nobody can be that stupid and not dribble/wet themselves in public.

Unless of course; that isnt all waist, but in fact an adult nappy.

As for the story, where is Nelson Muntz when you need him

Re: Twitter Hack

I didn't notice the difference when Twitter Jack's account retweeted someone saying "Hitler did nothing wrong". He's already far right.