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A little wood could soon get you the cane (or at least some time behind bars), thanks to a recently-passed law in Singapore that criminalizes sending unwelcome nude photos. After what was no doubt a long and hard deliberation the Southeast Asian city-state this week passed a series of legal reforms regarding sex crimes and …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Potentially a good idea.

    As long as they can prove it was indeed unwanted and they're not jailing horny children, then it's not a bad idea.

    1. bombastic bob Silver badge
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      Re: Potentially a good idea.

      NO. not a good idea. SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN: criminalizing speech/freedom.

      It's one of the things that's gone HORRIBLY WRONG with even a "benevolent" dictatorship (like Singapore).

      In Singapore, these things are illegal:

      a) chewing gum

      b) carrying a pocket knife of any size

      c) feeding pigeons

      d) public singing of 'naughty songs'

      e) not flushing the toilet

      f) walking around naked in your own home

      g) same-sex relationships https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Singapore

      And a bunch of other things, most likely. Its "nanny state" policies are well documented.

      "unwanted pron" can be deemed as 'harassment' and that's always illegal [this would require that you prove you were being harassed, regardless of how]. One thing that is NOT needed is "yet another nanny law" that criminalizes any form of porn. I would guess that people sometimes exchange this sort of thing thinking the other person MIGHT want to see it, and if the other person says "do not send me this ever again" and you do NOT, there's no JAIL involved, just irritation and need to apologize.

      That would be NORMAL human relationships [excluding harassment, already mentioned]

      But THIS would CRIMINALIZE someone saying "I did not want that", and now you do jail?

      There's something to be said about gummints NOT being in every aspect of people's lives, ya know?

      1. Dr Scrum Master

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        There are lots of things that are illegal in Singapore (and not all of the previous list are actually illegal there) but most of the time the police do bugger all to enforce all the laws.

      2. Thomassmart

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        b) carrying a pocket knife of any size

        Looking at knife crimes in London and other cities I don't think this is a bad law. Also, Singapore is all city, it's not exactly the wild outback where you need a leatherman to survive

        c) feeding pigeons

        If you had been here during bird flue epidemic you would know why

        d) public singing of 'naughty songs'

        I've never know it to be enforced, plenty of it happening in the central bar district, and around geylang if you include hokkien songs

        e) not flushing the toilet

        Never heard of this one, but considering the constant high temperature and number of immigrants that may not be familiar with a toilet, I wouldn't say that's a bad law

        f) walking around naked in your own home

        Are you aware of how close the apartments are in sg? Mate of mine can see his neighbours going to the toilet in glorious bushy detail.

        g) same-sex relationships https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Singapore

        This one annoys me and many others, but as far as I'm aware it's never been enforced on 2 consenting adults.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Potentially a good idea.

          So, ban knives.

          Then they'll start using cricket bats.

          Good luck banning cricket bats.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Potentially a good idea.

            Well, the law isn't meant to be a one all solution to preventing people from killing each other. It's meant to solve deaths by concealed weapons. It is a lot harder to hide a cricket bat than a small knife.

            1. BrownishMonstr

              Re: Potentially a good idea.

              Not sure about that.

              I bet I can fit one up my arse!

              1. wayne 8

                Re: Potentially a good idea.

                Are you a "Florida man"?

                1. BrownishMonstr

                  Re: Potentially a good idea.

                  I'm an Accrington man.

                  Close enough, just not as orange.

          2. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: Potentially a good idea.

            If I had to defend myself in my own home it wouldn’t be my Swiss Army Knife I reach for.

      3. veti Silver badge

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        Singapore makes no claims to be democratic or free. And yet it manages to be reasonably prosperous and happy (ranks 34th in the World Happiness Report - that's below the US or UK, but above, e.g. Spain, Italy or Japan).

        Population density makes a difference. If 5.6 million people are going to live in 721 km2 without public health hazards arising, that's a very different matter from containing them in the comparatively-wide-open spaces of Newark or Chicago.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        "And a bunch of other things, most likely."

        h) Carrying durians* on the MRT.

        * Just like tasting the water at Bath Spa, the smell of a durian should be experienced once. They actually taste OK, unlike the water from Bath Spa.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        thinking the other person MIGHT want to see it, and if the other person says "do not send me this ever again" and you do NOT, there's no JAIL involved, just irritation and need to apologize.

        So if I whack you painfully around the head with a baseball bat, and you tell me that you didn't want me to do that, it's OK if I apologise, and I won't be charged with assault?

        1. muddysteve

          Re: Potentially a good idea.

          -> thinking the other person MIGHT want to see it, and if the other person says "do not send me this ever again" and you do NOT, there's no JAIL involved, just irritation and need to apologize.

          "So if I whack you painfully around the head with a baseball bat, and you tell me that you didn't want me to do that, it's OK if I apologise, and I won't be charged with assault?"

          It also sounds like a flasher's charter "Didn't you want to see that? Sorry - I won't do it again".

          1. batfink

            Re: Potentially a good idea.

            Shouldn't that be a cricket bat?

      6. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        I don't understand how people defend "speech/freedom" so much. Censorship and Law is just tools to make our society better. Good or bad depends on how it is used. Censoring citizens pointing out flaws in the government's administration is bad. Censoring anti-vaxx propaganda is good. Who will decide if this is good or bad? The people, that's why democracy is good. I don't mind censorship as long as it is used democratically. Of course, Singapore is not democratic but since they are so small they have to listen to the people.

        1. Cynic_999

          Re: Potentially a good idea.

          "

          Who will decide if this is good or bad? The people, that's why democracy is good.

          "

          Since when have "the people" voted for a single law (or abolition thereof)? All too often an exceptional and usually emotive case has been used to gain public support for a new far-reaching law that is then used for something entirely different. There were 3,506 NEW laws passed in the UK in 2010 alone (that's nearly 14 new laws every day) - how many did you even know about, let alone had a say in?

          Most laws are made primarily to serve and protect the government, not the citizen.

      7. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        criminalizing speech/freedom

        What - you mean like Alabama just has in trying to make abortion illegal even in the case of rape? Surely, women have freedom to control their own bodies and can't be forced by the state to bear an unwanted child?

        And yes, the two things are linked.

        And, before you witter on about the sanctity of lfe - how many of its own citizens does the US kill every year? Often without due process..

    2. NATTtrash
      Gimp

      Re: Potentially a good idea.

      For voyeurism offenses, the government says miscreants could face not only jail time, but also fines and a caning.

      Well, let's be honest, SG will be one of the 1st countries/ cities then where Airbnb participants won't have hidden cameras in the rooms (as in ElReg recently). Unless they like a bit of caning of course...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Potentially a good idea.

        This is interesting. Does it mean that BDSM subs who engage in voyeurism will be banned from being caned?

  2. Anonymous South African Coward Bronze badge

    Excellent way of getting some poor sod in hot water - wait till said sod's in Singapore, then forward d*ck pix from his email acc to other people... *whistles nonchalantly*

  3. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    Exhibitionists will no doubt circumvent this law by becoming door furniture salespeople...

    That way they will feel compelled to lawfully respond to requests to see their knobs or knockers, as (in)appropriate.

    1. Anonymous Crowbar

      Re: Duff batch spotted

      There has been a shop here in Dublin [for apparently 25 years] called precisely that:

      https://knobsandknockers.ie/

      1. Grooke

        Re: Duff batch spotted

        Wow, they have a impressive list of finishes.

  4. macjules

    "miscreants could face not only jail time, but also fines and a caning"

    I can think of a number of MP's who well may be flocking to Singapore for a chance of a damned good caning, or at least claiming a "research trip" on the taxpayer.

  5. chivo243 Silver badge
    Big Brother

    another potential no fly zone

    I'll just be adding this to my list of countries in my no fly zone. It may be easier to make a fly zone list, it will be shorter.

    1. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: another potential no fly zone

      Out of curiosity is it the constraint on sending unrequited photographs of your phallus that's put you off visiting, or the expectation that you wont lie about using a condom.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: another potential no fly zone

        I imagine because those things would be so easy to abuse.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Genitalia...

    "Persons intentionally send unsolicited pictures of their genitalia over social media or via messaging platforms. That will be criminalized."

    Then unsolicited images of boobies are still OK. Thank goodness.

    1. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Genitalia...

      left paren, dot, Y, dot, right paren

      heh

  7. Blockchain commentard
    Coat

    Sorry your honour, it was *unintentional* that I sent a dick pic to your missus.

  8. Dr Scrum Master

    Dick Heads

    I see pictures of dick heads all the time. Will this law actually help Singaporeans be relieved of this onslaught?

  9. Andy 97

    Alliteration goes up to 11

    The headline writer deserved several beers for this work of genius.

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