Q. How exactly do you test car seats? A. With this sweaty 'robutt' that twerks for days and days

Last I checked

sweat is not just water and how does this help the seat keep my hands from going numb from bad back pressure points?

This is why seats fail

I wear out the bolsters from the routine of squeezing in and out of the car with hardly any room to open the door.

They could have just paid me (handsomely)

In return for money, I'd have squirmed and sweated into their seats. And for extra money, I'd have delivered regular, corrosive gas discharges.

Sheesh. Robotics are just so basic.

Can I be the first to offer additional "special" testing services for the back seats?

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"The Register isn't entirely sure why Rohwer would argue that exercise would be more a part of our everyday lives during the rather chilly month of January (at least for those in the Northern Hemisphere) than it would at other times of the year."

Gym membership is highest in January.

sweat...water?

er, most peoples sweat contains a lot more than water.

Mind you, the whole discussion would be a great advert for someone selling replacement car seats (not just covers) for the buyers of second hand cars. Maybe I will try setting something up

I wonder...

..if Ford saw my sister's worn through-to-the-framework Focus driving seat after she had traded it in. Admittedly she has a serious weight issue.....but it was not that old and she only did around 3000 miles/year.

Disappointed

" Ford towel not included. ®"

I was expecting this to be a reference to a towel owned by one Mr. Prefect. Very handy item, ya know.

Back in the 90's I did some work for a medical company that made breast implants. They had a similar machine whose sole job, 24x7 was playing with false diddies.