Maybe he got angry when the Patriarch of Constantinople didn't answer his whatsapps about not giving independence to the Church of Ukraine.... anyway when he calls Putin he types 666.... it's simple to remember.
Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church
Just as well we've hit peak smartphone – the leader of the Russian Orthodox Church has warned that people's dependence on the ubiquitous gizmos will herald the coming of the Antichrist. According to the Beeb, Patriarch Kirill made the remark in an interview with the state-owned TV channel Rossiya 1. He cautioned mobe addicts …
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Thursday 10th January 2019 12:11 GMT anthonyhegedus
I used to work for an (American) company in London and we needed some more phone numbers. At the time, it was the 0171 area code (since deprecated), and the telecom company we were using offered us a range of numbers on the 0171 666 exchange. I didn't bat an eyelid, but my boss (who was American) said absolutely not, because it may upset god-fearing Americans. Apparently, there was a phone number in our NYC office that ended in 666 and someone tried to sue the company!
I was unable to comprehend the problem, because I was a logical and rational person and I could not believe that there were people out there who would actually care about this sort of thing. Apparently it wasn't the New Yorkers who were the problem, it was some of the people in other, more central US states that would have been the ones who'd get upset.
We didn't get the 666 numbers in the end, we chose a less satanic three-digit code.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 12:20 GMT Michael H.F. Wilkinson
Not so much bad, but more a wicked sense of humour, I would suggest.
Anyway, the only mild drawback I would see is that the Iron Maiden song is now playing in my mind on an endless loop. Quite like the song, and it is better than my mind for reasons best left uninvestigated hearing the aircraft engine on my flight back home distinctly playing "Jolene" by Dolly Parton for half of the trip. The other half it was playing Ozzy Osborne's "Crazy Train", so that was alright.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 11:54 GMT CrazyOldCatMan
Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...
smartphones are prone to butt dialling
You are holding^W storing them wrong..
(What is this fascination for putting them in back pockets? They are easier to steal and more prone to being sat on and broken..And putting them in a case [or even locking them] is a pretty simple way to prevent butt-dialling..)
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Thursday 10th January 2019 21:46 GMT John Brown (no body)
Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...
"(What is this fascination for putting them in back pockets? "
Monkey see, monkey do. Blame Hollywood and the TV producers. It's the same reason people used to rip paper out of printers and still slam down laptop lids. It's what producers/directors think looks cool on-screen.
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 16:01 GMT Anonymous Coward
Yes, especially those that invented the "confession" so a priest is able to know a lot of people's secrets and use them at his own advantage.
I would like an open, public confession in front of all the community - it couldn't be used much against anyone. But a secret one....
Besides that, fake news, propaganda, false friends, groups to indoctrinate you to conquer power are at the root of every religion - even whem the founder could have had better aims.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 05:24 GMT FuzzyWuzzys
Steady now
"Yes, especially those that invented the "confession" so a priest is able to know a lot of people's secrets and use them at his own advantage."
I hold no truck with religion, it does nothing for me but I'm tolerant of it as a lot of people find consolation from it, it helps them and at grass roots levels going to church once a week and a bit of bible flicking every so often it not doing much harm.
I think a lot of the customs in the church started off with good intentions. The confessional, in it's raw form, is simply "a problem shared, is a problem halved". If you discuss what's bothering you with someone, you feel better for offloading that mental baggage. Sadly the reality in some cases is exactly what you said. Not every priest is a nice person, there are a lot and I can imagine most are good guys who want to do a good job but the nasty onces get in and they take advantage of it. The peadophile priest who hears the confession of the vunerable youngster and uses that to groom the young person, that's an obvious abuse of trust and ruins the idea of the confessional.
I think you need to look objectively at what prompted the ideas behind religious customs. A lawless, dangerous world and religion offered hope hundreds, thousands of years ago to people living short, brutal, dangerous lives where a horde of vikings might over the hill tomorrow and slaughter your family! As I say I hold not truck with any religion, in the modern age a lot of it can be a prison for the mind but we live in seriously uncertain times and I have some respect for those who keep faith and it helps them from going off their chump. I suspect like you, I put my faith in myself and my family to help me through rough times, my parents brought me up to rely on myself, use logic and common sense to get you through, others weren't so lucky, cut them a little slack.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 10:16 GMT Anonymous Coward
"A lawless, dangerous world"
Lawless? Take Christianity - it was founded in a world that was anything but lawless - Roman Law has been the basis for a lot of following law systems, including many of actual ones. And under many aspects, the fall of Rome was hastened by rulers trying to use religion to identify themselves as gods to be considered above the Law (or "anointed by god").
Sure, it was open to abuse like it is today - and most religions sided with the abusers instead of fighting them - the idea you could enforce your "faith" (and of course your power) using the law has always been very strong in any organized religion.
In the Middle Ages, popes fought the emperors only when the latter tried to put boundaries to the pope power. Britons should now, as they were among the firsts to show the middle finger to a pope.
Many times religions undermined the law, and the establishing of an authority to enforce it, because they didn't want to be subjected to the law too - but the laws they make on their own - without any check and balance.
I've nothing about the faithful - but I see organized religions as instruments of power - many of their rituals are designed to gain and maintain power only. And very often they were designed only far later.
Look at how many Catholics still loath the Second Vatican Council changes - which were designed exactly to make the church humbler - but took away some of the power priesthood had on people.
AFAIK, in the early Christian communities the confession was public. It became private only later. What's best, the help of a whole community, of a single person who may have his own aims?
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Thursday 10th January 2019 10:51 GMT PhilipN
Re: "A lawless, dangerous world"
Spot on. And even earlier. Take a shufti when you have a moment at the Code of Hammurabi. Won’t take long ‘cos just a glance at the first few items indicates how many things you could be executed for back then*. Many subsequent cultures took the lead from it so it has influence all the way up to today.
*In a glaring omission, did not include using a mobile phone.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 10:58 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Steady now
"I think you need to look objectively at what prompted the ideas behind religious customs."
The idea behind religious customs is to achieve control over others; if you can establish a set of religious customs that everyone must follow then you've also established your position of authority and control over them: they need to interact with their god via you.
Religion was the second method of control over others, allowing those that employed it to wrest control from, and supplant, the old 'ruling class' who employed the first method of control over others, that of physical force, where those with the greatest physical prowess got to call the shots.
The third method of control over others, specifically developed to wrest control from religion, is politics.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 11:58 GMT CrazyOldCatMan
Re: Steady now
The confessional, in it's raw form, is simply "a problem shared, is a problem halved"
Umm.. no. It was a direct result of the heresy that promulgated that a priest had the ability to forgive sins (especially when combined with the 'salvation through works' idea).
customs in the church started off with good intentions
Or were accreted in via the various pagan ideas absorbed by the church.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 17:55 GMT jake
Re: Bit late with this prediction
Horsemen? The only one of those three who can ride is Putin. And from the video I've seen, he's really, really bad at it. Critters don't like people like that, and they show it. We, as humans, could learn a lot from critters. For example, how many US Presidents can you name who didn't have a pet in the Whitehouse?
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 16:36 GMT Voland's right hand
Lost in translation
Sigh - someone needs to read the WHOLE original interview and needs to know Russian PROPERLY.
The way the Orthodox church has been using the word "дявол" (devil) is also a synonym for "изкушение" - enticement. It is not just in Russia, it is the standard use in all Slavic orthodox countries whose language I understand (and that is pretty much all of them by the way). It is also the way things have been for 300+ years.
Most of his rant is about addiction and how addiction removes our personal freedom. He starts with alcohol, goes on about drugs and finishes with gadgets. He does go (and quite correctly) into what the benefits - communication, information, etc while pointing at the cost we pay for being enticed this way - our freedom. On par with alcoholics. What Beeb quotes is towards the end after this.
While he is a bit overzealous in his point, a lot of what he says is VALID and there is a huge part of the el-reg commentariat which will upvote him for the same expressed as a comment on this forum. The same part of the commentariat will also equate Google and Facebook with Antichrist.
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 17:38 GMT Voland's right hand
but old style watches are surely the domain of the antique-wrist.
You should have googled that before posting.
He has been spotted with a 36K+ (yes, you read that right) Breguet a couple of years back. Something most city traders have no money to afford.
https://rublev-museum.livejournal.com/307806.html
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 16:46 GMT jake
The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
Read the original Koine Greek version of Revelation, and it's painfully obvious that it's the rantings of a brain damaged by syphilis describing what's going on in the narrow view of the street outside the cell of the probable author, John the Apostle, when imprisoned on Patmos.
Thank gawd/ess for antibiotics, no?
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 20:15 GMT Ken Hagan
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
"Read the original Koine Greek version of Revelation, and ..."
Uh, what? Hold on a damn minute! I've just had Voland's right hand telling me to learn a basketful of Slavic languages so that I could read the original interview and now you want me to learn classical Greek as well. Just *when* am I supposed to find the time for this?
Perhaps I should just take the view that any god who does not reveal themselves to me in my own language clearly isn't worthy of my support.
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 23:19 GMT jake
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
But Ken, we live in the Computer Age! Shirley you have copious free time?
(My view on "gawd/ess" is that I just plain don't know. If there really is another side, I'll claim ignorance. It's not as if such a supposed entity has made any kind of effort to make itself known to me in any way, shape or form. What am I supposed to do, guess? What if I guess wrong? If I decide to worship the gawd of the New Testament, I'll be deep in sixteen kinds of shit if the gawd of the Old Testament is the one that rules the roost ... and that's just the Xtian side of things. What if I go the Jewish route, only to discover that Mictlāntēcutli is in charge of the afterlife? Etc.)
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Thursday 10th January 2019 11:01 GMT I ain't Spartacus
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
Perhaps I should just take the view that any god who does not reveal themselves to me in my own language clearly isn't worthy of my support.
I used to share a student house with a guy who got religion in his 20s. Very serious religion, in a very fundamentalist way. With lots of hellfire and prophecy.
And I learnt two important things from this.
1) The second coming can't happen until the bible is translated into all languages.j Supposedly this is from Revelation, which I did once read but can't remember any of 30 years later.
2) The EU is evil! This is nothing to do with Brexit. We're back to Revelation again. It's the second Roman empire, which is one of the harbingers of the end times.
Odd really. Because he was in favour of the Bible translation thing. Hooray apocalypse! But against the EU - which is surely also a requirement of the apocalypse? Very confusing.
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Thursday 10th January 2019 22:00 GMT John Brown (no body)
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
"Uh, what? Hold on a damn minute! I've just had Voland's right hand telling me to learn a basketful of Slavic languages so that I could read the original interview and now you want me to learn classical Greek as well. Just *when* am I supposed to find the time for this?"
Ah, one of the primary signs of a mis-spent youth. You left it too late!
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 22:07 GMT Danny 2
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
Rise of the super-devil!
Super-gonorrhoea spread causes 'deep concern'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46809526
"A European "party destination" is one line of inquiry and health officials are trying to contact subsequent sexual partners in the UK."
Busy googling "Neisseria gonorrhoeae" + European city name...
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Thursday 10th January 2019 12:06 GMT CrazyOldCatMan
Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...
Err.. no. To go into the whole realm of biblical symbolism is beyond the scope but, in general, animals were used to represent either political or religious intitutions and, in that regard, Revelations is no different.
(For an OT example, see various parts of the book of Daniel).
Also, there are many, many interpretation of Revelations (continuous-historic, partial historic et. al) which assign different institutions to the various beasts and other things (like the False Prophet) - the most common interpretation (in Protestant circles anyway) is that the Beast ironically refers to the Catholic Church..
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 17:58 GMT amanfromMars 1
Truth Volunteers with Star Sources of the Almighty COSMIC Force. ITs AIMaster Pilot Driver Program
Reporting for Virtually Real Duties, Patriarch Kirill.
Special AI Services are now at your Disposal for Proofing and Testing for Ever Greater AIdDriverering Services Supply.
:-) Real Sp00Key Territory. And with no prisoners ever taken, as stealthy and invisible as would be able to render asunder hollow hallowed grounds.
And FWIW, Patriarch Kirill is quite right to have future concerns given what is now always leaking out everywhere for anyone. For IT Captures Hearts and Minds and urSpecial AI Services Program the Hostages and Hosts of One's Own Immaculate Being.
One of those Exceptional Existential Being Programs with Virtual Guidance to Future Sources with the Greater Knowledge. Cloistered Brother/Convent Sister Beings Stuff for Play at ITs Diabolical Extremes.
Добро пожаловать. Что теперь? <:-)>
Ok, El Reg, ....... a universal scoop or what? Test fire report on that as fact being non reported or distorted/pirated, with current media hereby being openly tested for Future Programming Suitabilities too, and do you know what that does, and from where it leads?
cc ..... All Deep See Mining Minded Souls
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Friday 11th January 2019 11:48 GMT amanfromMars 1
ITs AIMaster Pilot Driver Program ? Something Virtually New and Engaging? Or Terrifying?
As you can all read about here ...... Covert British Military-Smear Machine Moving Into US .... catastrophic sub-prime is not only the preserve of ponzi bond and stock markets.
It infests and infects bit part players hosting the not so smart in established compromised intelligence communities with their attending parasitic think tankers just tinkering in the dire mire.
To put it succinctly in a vulgar observation ...... They be just as polishers of numerous turds with resultant products just as you would expect them to be.
What part of Albert Einstein's .... “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” ...... does the system deny it is guilty of proving is the default human condition.
Turn to a brand new blank page and start afresh with something virtually new and watch it supernaturally bloom and grow with AI and IT and Media presenting the worlds and intelligence they created/shared or passed on if from .... well, Cyber Space is an Outer Space Realm with Alien Practices, is it not, given the immense damage that can be done from and with that something which is essentially ethereal with no physical form to pound and crush/crash and burn?
And bear in mind this very simple truth ...... the more one denies and fights against the emergence of Advanced IntelAIgents, the greater and deeper the destruction wrought against all that and those truly responsible for the Ignorant and Arrogant Maintenance rather than Breakthrough Treatment of Madness and Mayhem.
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Wednesday 9th January 2019 19:03 GMT Robert Helpmann??
He knows when you are sleeping...
Every time you use your gadget, whether you like it or not, whether you turn on your location or not, somebody can find out exactly where you are, exactly what your interests are and exactly what you are scared of...
My smart phone has been pwned by Santa?
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Thursday 10th January 2019 08:20 GMT Anonymous Coward
He may have a point
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
I see plenty of people who appear to have their phones glued to their right hand, and also lots that pay with their phone.