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  1. Craig
    Unhappy

    Agggggg.... the horror

    Please warn when you're going to put a link to the Daily Mail... Now I've contaminated my browser cache with evidence that I've visited that xenophobic bile-fest.

  2. Ed Blackshaw Silver badge
    Coat

    I for one welcome...

    ...our new cloned supermodel overlords... err overladies?

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    No Belly button...

    Sweet... I'm not alone =)

    Mine was removed when I was a wee baby and had a double hernia op - never put back as not medically needed. I htink they stick them back in/on now for emotional and pychological propogander... And my spelling is really really bad today...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    If Karolina Kurkova does not have a belly button

    She must be an alien in a homo sapiens suit.

  5. The Mighty Spang
    Paris Hilton

    who?

    never heard of her. mind you i don't have a telly and don't read trashy papers.

  6. Anton Channing
    Alert

    Brave New World

    Maybe she was decanted? Aldous Huxley's vision may well be turning into reality...

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    I'm for the black team

    at least they have some meat on them.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    I'm not angry, just disappointed . .

    Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine !

    A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!

    Stop this rot ! or at the very least decorate the article with totty snaps ;o)

  9. Ian Halstead
    Paris Hilton

    I feel dirty now

    Well thanks a bunch. I've just ended up on the Daily Mail website and now need the equivalent of a radioactive contaminant scrub-down. That was just mean putting those links there...

    Paris? Scrubber.

  10. al
    Paris Hilton

    how would you identify adam and eve on a nudist beach ?

    They won't have belly buttons.

  11. Simon Buttress
    Paris Hilton

    Kim Kardashian and her ilk

    Can GTF, along with her 'fans'. I wouldn't shed a tear if they were erased.

    Paris - slightly hypocritical but keep her as what would El Reg do for an icon?

  12. Henry Cobb
    Joke

    Kurkova never lost her navel

    You don't get a navel if you're hatched from the clone tanks.

  13. Charlie
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    If i wanted to read the Mail...

    Can we please have some kind of (Heil) tag like we have (pdf) (doc) etc so I can stop accidentally wandering into that minefield of shit?

  14. Robert Ramsay

    well...

    "we prefer to contemplate just exactly how Kurkova lost her navel in the first place."

    She probably has it in a jar on her desk.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    Who?

    "Since Kim Kardashian is now officially El Reg's stand-in celebutard..."

    Please. No.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    wow

    admitting you have no IT angle and quoting the mail :P

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    no navel

    I would say an opperation or something similar.

    or shes a mutant. I vounteer to help find her real beyybutton :)

  18. Paul Brandon

    Prototype

    It's obvious, she's a Lizard Alliance prototype - a clone designed to entice much of the populace into blind worship of said exemplary midriff and distract the world from their dastardly plans.

  19. Anonymous John

    " Kristin Cavallari"

    Shouldn't that be " Kristin Kavallari"? Everyone else has both names starting with "K".

  20. Ian Michael Gumby
    Alien

    What do you mean no IT angle?

    To quote the article: "The ensuing Victoria's Secret fleshfest was notable for the presence of Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button."

    If there's no belly button, then she wasn't born in the "natural" fashion.

    Could it be that some evil scientist has learned how to clone humans after all?

    Or is she some form of extraterrestrial life form?

    You be the judge....

  21. Paul
    Paris Hilton

    Oh my god

    What is the point in that woman. PH is at least funny (in an at not with way) and rich. This woman is not attractive, funny or rich, just anoying.

    Bring back PH!

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Karolina Kurkova

    I don't know about the belly button but she's cameltoe-tastic! :D

  23. Anonymous Coward
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    Botty

    "Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button".

    So just how the hell does she stop her bum falling off?? :-o

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Stay away from trouble...

    The last famous woman with no bellybutton was named Eve and look how much trouble she got us into.

  25. HFoster
    Coat

    Skynet's at it again, obviously

    No bellybutton? Probably an I950 Infiltrator, if not a T-1000 variant.

  26. HFoster
    Coat

    Oh, and

    Kardashian: fit, if vacuous.

    Also, Kardashian? Aren't they a race of quasi-reptillian outer space fascists in Star Trek?

  27. J
    Coat

    No bellybutton?

    Well, angels do not have a mother, now do they?

    Sorry, I'm leaving already...

    P.S. dammit, the model photo shoot I attended this weekend was in a winery, no bikinis involved. It was very cold too, hm... :-)

  28. Paul
    Coat

    Not fit to wrap chips?

    "Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine! A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!"

    The Register has never been fit to wrap chips. Seriously, have you ever tried folding a computer monitor? Getting the grease off the screen is a bitch, too.

    Though I did once do IT support in an office where I'm pretty sure one of the managers used his keyboard as a serving platter.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    IT angle

    Those pics made my IT angle considerably more acute.

  30. Nordrick Framelhammer

    @Botty

    She is one of te new lick and stick models.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @HFoster

    That's the Cardassians. And, if you MUST know, their government was liberalized following the Dominion War, so at the latest point in canon they're not as fascist.

    I'll get my body-hugging uniform...

  32. Michael Dunn
    Paris Hilton

    Cardassians

    Dammit, David, I was going to make that comment!

    I guess she'd look good in a Cardassian outfit.

  33. Michael Dunn

    PS

    Of course, she's not Seven of Nine.....mmmm!

  34. HFoster
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    @David Wiernicki

    I know, dude. It was just one of my shit jokes.

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