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back to article Hardware rumours, goat-spanking search engines and plenty of Azure. It's last week in Redmond

New builds, no outages and a few brokenhearted fanboys. It's the week at Microsoft. While plucky little America celebrated its liberation from the might of the British Empire, Microsoft was busy devising ways of liberating budget-conscious Surface fans from their cash as new hardware was sighted at the FCC. Unfortunately, …

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  1. Blockchain commentard

    The Immutable Blob would be a better film than my indie release The Immutable Bob where no matter what drugs he took, he didn't transform into gold :-(

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    1. Locky
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      He turned into an annoying paperclip

      Drugs are bad, mkay

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    2. Fungus Bob
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      No, if I turned into a paperclip I would not be immutable. I am a fungi, I have always been a fungi and I always will be a fungi!

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  2. Zippy's Sausage Factory
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    Fluent Design?

    Missing the "ef" from the front of that word, surely?

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  3. earl grey
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    I am not a number!

    Ah, never mind.

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