back to article If you store your data, I tell you I'm your man: You flash some, lose some, all arrays to me

If we've played our cards right, you'll be up to date on the storage goings-on of the week. Otherwise you'll be lost in the shuffle. Here's a hand full of aces, kings and queens – and don't forget the joker. CTERA This secure edge to cloud file services supplier has expanded its appliance product line with faster, larger, and …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You know you're gonna lose.

    Security's for fools.

    But that's the way they like it, baby,

    GDPR's here forever!

    1. Excellentsword (Written by Reg staff)

      I'll put that one in the kitty for later!

  2. A Nonny Moose
    Pint

    Bravo headline writer

    I don't usually read these storage round-ups because I have no interest in them (although I'm sure they're excellent if you do), but I just had to come and say bravo for that headline. Have one of these for Lemmy ->

  3. Rich 11

    Your mission, Chris...

    ...should you choose to accept it, is to make your next headline work with 'Iron Horse'.

  4. Big_Boomer Silver badge

    The Afterlife

    Lemmy laughs in a low gravelly way and salutes your daftness between a tug on his fag and a swig of JD & Coke.

    1. mikeymac

      Re: The Afterlife

      In his last few years, he switched from Jack & Coke to Vodka and OJ "to help keep his diabetes in check.". LOL

  5. MMR

    Article title of the year.

  6. Flakk

    Games are claimed to load and operate faster. These fancy drives will be available later this summer, priced at $150 for 500GB, $300 for 1TB and $600 for 2TB.

    For $600, the drive better darned well have the game loaded before I even know that I want to play it.

    Thanks anyway, I'll choose a $65 competing product that works just fine.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "...and don't forget the joker."

    I didn't see Datrium mentioned!

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