Llap Goch?
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That's all I have to say
The Advertising Standards Authority has ordered Combat Survival Inc, trading as Commando Krav Maga, to stop claiming its main man Moni Aizik is a terror-busting, "Ex-Israeli Special Forces Commando" human death machine. For those of you not au fait with what experts in doing other people bodily harm apparently consider "the …
There is no one TV today that wasn't in the 'elite' special forces or whatever.
It's funny though the guys (and possibly girls these days) that did/still do those jobs never tend to talk about it and with good reason, there are rules.
I worked for a defence contractor and met a detachment and I found how so many were on TV...they were PT trainers.
Paris....because she is all real!
Defence against guns, knives and baseball bats? I learnt the following rules for dealing with such;
Guns;
1. Run Away
2. If you can't do 1, give up
3. If you can't do 2, accept you're probably going to die and have a go
Knives;
1. Run Away
2. If you can't do 1, give up
3. If you can't do 2, accept you're probably going to get badly hurt, and have a go
Baseball bats;
1. Run away
2. etc. etc.
We practised running away a lot.
...have started many wars, have conquered many enemies, have defeated many heavily-armed, hugely outnumbering foes...oh wait a minute, no, no they haven't. Oh well. I'd rather learn a system of martial arts from Switzerland, at least they've been *close* to a proper war, with only a toy knife to protect them instead of 500 gigabazillion dollars' worth of free army, navy and air force gear from America. My Mum could kick anyone's arse with that kind of arsenal. It's easy being tough when some giant super-power's got your back.
Did you hear about the botanist who placed a Moss Ad?
I'll get me' coat...
Aaaaannnnd *cue* death threats.