Was the author stoned when they wrote this?
O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches
Nothing says Christmas like a wreath. Except of course a reefer wreath. But why stop at Jesus and Mary, when you can add a full ounce of Mary Jane, dressed with eucalyptus, wheat and rosemary that stoners can use to decorate their knockers this festivus. The seasonal arrangement, only on sale in Los Angeles, is the result of a …
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Wednesday 6th December 2017 22:40 GMT Fruit and Nutcase
Re: ...a sausage roll
Mini-sausage rolls? No need to do things by quarters here
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/08/08/footlong_sausage_roll_just_1_pound/
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Thursday 7th December 2017 19:46 GMT Morten_T
Re: Pics
So I'm not the only one who caught that one. Good :)
It made me think of this article from a few days ago. It's in danish, but the pics don't need much a translation. It's probably NSFW, depending on your workplace.
https://ekstrabladet.dk/vrangen/vanvittig-dille-kvinder-stikker-brystet-ud-og-klaeder-det-ud-som-rensdyr/6943934
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Thursday 7th December 2017 13:23 GMT Duffy Moon
Re: The sooner
"Yeah i can't wait for vat to be added to my monthly expenditure..."
Even with tax, it should still be cheaper than buying it on the black market. Plus, at least some of your money would go e.g. to the NHS as opposed to funding some thug's fast car.
Besides, if it's legal you can grow it legally.
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Wednesday 6th December 2017 23:42 GMT mhoulden
Re: Note to self...
A few years ago a girl set up a stall selling Girl Scout cookies outside a pot dispensary. She sold 117 boxes of cookies in 2 hours and to had restock 45 minutes into her shift.
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Thursday 7th December 2017 14:25 GMT Swarthy
Re: Note to self...
A few years ago a girl set up a stall selling Girl Scout cookies outside a pot dispensary. She sold 117 boxes of cookies in 2 hours and to had restock 45 minutes into her shift.
And Colorado then enacted a law to prevent children from being within X number of feet from dispensaries. The given reason was to protect children from the influence of pot; but many believe (based on timing, etc.) that the real reason was to protect the stoners from Girl Scouts, armed with cookies.
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Wednesday 6th December 2017 20:11 GMT Mark 85
Re: Aaaaaaand...
Maybe it's me.. but hang that overpriced decoration on the front door? No way. I'll just go buy the weed and keep it secure until it's all been turned into glorious smoke. The neighbors can go get their own instead of stealing off my front door. Yeah... I'm a bit a Grinch when it comes to the really good stuff and only share with really good friends.
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Wednesday 6th December 2017 17:34 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: @ $400 per Oz.
"because you think a $400 wreath is expensive?"
Harrods do a "Large Highland Wreath (85cm)" - no weed - a mere GBP555***
***yes - Five hundred and fifty five British smackers. At that price you might have expected a bottle of a single malt in there somewhere.
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Thursday 7th December 2017 00:43 GMT Montreal Sean
Re: Not funny in the slightest
Depends on the stoner.
My brother in law smokes a fair amount of pot on a daily basis.
He works a full time job as a waiter (with a 4am start time), is in University doing his master's in anthropology, and plays between 2 and 4 hours of ice hockey 5 nights a week.
You don't want to see him when he isn't smoking pot, he is a vibrating mass of unfocused energy.
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Thursday 7th December 2017 01:18 GMT Lee Mulcahy
Manzanita is not an herb...
"the wreath uses Manzanita, a potent proprietary herb"
Manzanita is a bush/small tree that has branches that are probably being used to make the base of the wreath. The wood is hard, but the branches are flexible before drying out - once formed into a wreath shape, it would be perfect for holding the other stuff.
-- California guy
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Thursday 7th December 2017 11:36 GMT Anonymous Coward
Dope
I once got stoned at a friend's house and went into the kitchen to make a pot of tea. So picture this, I'm looking down on two round receptacles, one is the teapot and the other is the the tea caddy. One is empty and the other has tea bags. You may see where this is going :)
Clutching the kettle my arm starts to head for the obvious choice, the tea bags. Meanwhile my addled brain is trying to overrule my arm's decision by yelling noooo! down the nerve endings. Unfortunately my arm was now on autopilot and didn't listen. The tea caddy is now full of hot water, WTF!
It's called dope for a good reason :(
P.S. It's actually quite interesting how you can watch yourself making mistakes. Like when you crash your motorbike and as you fly through the air you're convinced that a forward roll will prevent injury. The reality is that an instant later you slam into the road. Ouch!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
