Strangely...
...reminds me of Fight Club and the 'happy' airplane safety cards... All the Legoland peeps are smiling happily!
Our recent shock piece on an attempted incendiary uprising by the TX4-type cab prompted the neoLuddite Resistance Army to place all London cadres on Defcon Laguna. Well, the reality is worse than we thought. Here's an image caught by an NRA operative last night during a furious firefight in the capital: Last eyewitness photo …
OMG, there was a link in that article to a bigger version of the image, nearly big enough to be a backdrop on my computer.
So how about including a backdrop size image link (For the new Playmobil article *every* friday, pleeeeese) we can all use as a weekly backdrop on our Pee Cees.
Woo, that would be sooo good, it would make my fridays.
"Hey everyone its Friday today, you know what that means?"
"Woo yeah, its the new El Reg Playmobil backdrop today, can't wait!"
*Drooooooool!*
I suggest you ditch the stories about computers and World of Warcraft, get rid of all this nonsense about defence expenditure, and turn The Register into a fully-illustrated news website along the lines of those Victorian newspapers that used drawings to illustrate e.g. the latest attempt to balloon across the North Pole. Only with Duplo. Assuming that the people who make Duplo don't get upset.
Alternatively, you could start up a caption competition, or something to rival Icanhascheezburger, which must surely earn a fair amount from advertising.
Yup, I noticed that immediately too.
I suspect that the Lizard Invaders are planting hallucinogens in these black cabs so that, although running away in terror, any footage left will show happy smiling people. The LI will use this as propoganda if they can't delete all of it and show how happy everyone is now that our Lizard Overlords are making us work in their Mud Mines.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.