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China's version of Twitter, Sina Weibo, has warned its 340 million users they have until next Friday to verify their accounts using their real names. The company posted an official announcement Friday with a deadline of September 15, but didn't state what would happen to accounts that weren't verified. The service has been …

  1. Excellentsword

    >but didn't state what would happen to accounts that weren't verified.

    Gulag.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: >but didn't state what would happen to accounts that weren't verified.

      I think it's more likely that any account not in compliance will be canceled, or at least that will be the threat. It would be interesting to see if the communists would actually trash several hundred millions of accounts tho. Bound to be some sort of grumbling should that happen.

  2. Dwarf

    How do you find your contacts when everyone changes their name to the new pseudonyms of Wei Zhang or Fang Wang ?

  3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    Huami?

    Huaru?

    Huknow?

  4. jelabarre59

    Mao or less...

    Funny that 75% of their users are named Mao Tse-tung

    1. handleoclast

      Re: Mao or less...

      The remaining 25% use one of the new orthographies China insists on. Mousey Dung and Mousey Dong (the preferred style).

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Mao or less...

        Eh ... I'll stick with 'Haywood Jablomi'

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Theresa's getting her ideas from somewhere...

    Now I know where one of the sources is.

    1. Notas Badoff

      Re: Theresa's getting her ideas from somewhere...

      That is perhaps a wedge we should use. That is, list and characterize all these shady maneuvers of suppression by China, Russia, the countries that turn off cell services, etc. Label the list "things that evil countries do".

      Then call out each that matches up with something our democratically elected representatives propose. Saying "we've heard of this before" ask "why do you want to emulate the CCP or Putin or Mugabe? Do you *want* dictatorial powers?"

      1. To Mars in Man Bras!
        Facepalm

        Re: Theresa's getting her ideas from somewhere...

        >>shady maneuvers of suppression by China, Russia, the countries that turn off cell service...

        Yes. Thank God nothing like that ever happens in the good ol' freedom-loving West.

        [cough! cough! Pirate Bay, Silk Road, Daily Stormer, Stormfront, etc..]

  6. Mephistro
    Facepalm

    "...censor information that did not reflect 'core socialist values'..."

    Core socialist values in modern China??? What else?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Yes, we should send then our western socialists to teach them what core socialists values are... because it looks they don't agree.

      1. imanidiot Silver badge

        Actually, they agree on ALL fronts. The westerners just don't dare come straight out for it because they're rightfully afraid more sensible people might have a strongly differing opinion

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just a few days later, the Chinese authorities then started banning cultural content – including soap operas from Korea, animation from Japan, and pop music from the United States – because they originated from outside China and it had set a quota for Chinese and foreign content.

    Well, this is a step in the right direction. Cultural imperialism of Japan and South Korea (and the US) is a big deal. Time will tell if China can produce some nice export worthy "pop culture" media.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_imperialism#Contemporary_ideas_and_debate

    1. DavCrav

      "Well, this is a step in the right direction. Cultural imperialism of Japan and South Korea (and the US) is a big deal. Time will tell if China can produce some nice export worthy "pop culture" media."

      China exporting its own media is also surely cultural imperialism, to go along with its actual imperialism, you know, like Tibet, Bhutan, Taiwan, the dodgy deals in Africa, the nine dash line, and so on.

      In fact, since China is one of the most powerful nations on Earth, I don't see how South Korea could possibly be accused of cultural imperialism towards China. But then, I'm not a blithering idiot.

      1. h4rm0ny

        I don't think it's cultural imperialism if the people ask for it. If I watch a Korean movie, is that Korea being culturally imperialist? Cultural Imperialism would more accurately describe things like the English trying to stamp out Gaelic when they invaded Ireland, or China trying to stamp out Tibetan culture today, or pushing particular historical views in US schools, etc. Not people seeing a foreign movie and thinking "I want to watch that!"

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      This pro-fascist 5 Cent Army member claims to like the measure, but posts anonymously like the rest of us. Commie, please!

    3. h4rm0ny

      >>Well, this is a step in the right direction

      I can only assume that those who vote you up think you're being satirical and those that vote you down think you're being serious. Honestly, I can't tell but I agree with both of them.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A blessing in disguise

    It's an opportunity for mass non conformity. If the authorities insist, then impersonate a local party member and start spewing "non socialist values".

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No one knows

    You're a dog on the internet....

    No one.....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: No one knows

      And their bark is worse than their bite.

    2. Giles C Silver badge

      Re: No one knows

      They might

      http://johnhartstudios.com/ckennelstrips/2017/june/ckn061317dc.jpg

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Infamy, infamy!

    Everybody's got it in for me!

    Another sign of a regime that will eventually fall.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Infamy, infamy!

      "Another sign of a regime that will eventually fall."

      Everything will eventually fall, even your Cowardly Anonymity (See what I did there!!). This regime has been around since 1949 though, and as you don't give a specific date for the fall of the regime, one can only summise, that this isn't a sign, and you are talking crap, but hey, that's what the internet is for right?

      1. Winkypop Silver badge

        Re: Infamy, infamy!

        eventually

        ɪˈvɛntʃʊ(ə)li/

        adverb

        adverb: eventually

        in the end, especially after a long delay, dispute, or series of problems.

        How's that for a 'specific date'?

  11. h4rm0ny
    Flame

    Anonymity is necesary.

    I think it's unarguable that sometimes anonymity is necessary in a free-functioning society. Without the capacity for whistleblowing or making a statement that the powers that be dislike, a society is doomed to corruption and oppression. There's a reason Martin Luther reputedly had to nail his theses to a church door in the dead of night.

    I would also say that even when anonymity isn't necessary, its availability is a great facilitator for honest dialogue.

    As to trying to restrict people from exposure to outside cultures, I find that disgusting just on principle. A government that does so, is a government that is afraid.

    1. Captain DaFt

      Re: Anonymity is necesary.

      I think it's unarguable that sometimes anonymity is necessary in a free-functioning society.

      Absolutely, and if it's suppressed on the internet, it'll take place in the streets, among neighbors, the cafes, anywhere a word can be shared in private.

      By blocking it on the 'net, the authorities are just blinding themselves to a window to gauge how the people in the streets are feeling... well, at least until they're storming seats of government.

      Then the inevitable: "But, but this cannot be! Online everyone is so happy and content! Everyone loves us!"

  12. E 2

    On the upside...

    For example: visit wccftech.com and read it's comment section. Some of the people might not be so aggressive if their mother know what they were saying.

  13. Anonymous IV
    Headmaster

    Cliché reuse

    Does 我的天啊! translate as Yahoo! ?

    if not, why not?

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