Framing the argument and loading the question
Dear survey participant, we in the Global Corporatocracy want to be the gatekeepers to our the Internet®, as part of our larger ambitions to monopolise every last speck of dust on this planet, so we would greatly appreciate your views on the current Threat® to National Security called "Net Neutrality", and what we can all do to stop it.
How strongly do you agree with the following statement?
I am happy to pay forty times the current rate for an Internet service that guarantees that I will receive an equally slow connection from every website and cloud service, in order to uphold some unpatriotic ideological principle favoured by communist terrorists.
- I very strongly agree that the above is a statement
- I strongly agree that this is an important statement
- I don't disagree that the statement is strongly agreeable
- I agree to make strong statements
- I am strongly in favour of making agreements
Love,
The Global Corporatocracy Umbrella Corporation.