Custom Decision Service?
Something to do with filling in all those lengthy Customs Declarations businesses will need post-Brexit, and predicting what the tariff will be?
In just over a year, Microsoft has launched and expanded a set of APIs called Cognitive Services, which handle everything from face and emotion recognition, to a Language Understanding Intelligence Service (yes, LUIS for short) and a Custom Decision Service. At the Cognitive Services homepage you can get your hands on …
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At least on Stack Exchange you might get some answers based on an actual understanding of your problem, unlike Microsoft's own support forums where you just get some "MVP" in India posting links to the knowledge base articles that you already found via google, and that didn't fix your problem otherwise you wouldn't have been posting the question.
One thing that's bothered me for a while is whether Microsoft knows enough about me.
I thought Windows 10 telemetry was the answer, with its aggressive and time consuming hoovering up of all my data, but it left a few unexplored facets of my existence untouched.
I was saddened, dissatisfied and bereft, until I read this article and found more ways I can plug the Microsoft Aggressive Information Extraction (MAggIE for short) platform into even more of my digital orifices. I can't wait to sign up and ignore the 75 page EULA. Now it'll be almost like me and SadNad are literally joined together, and not at the hip either.
Microsoft will know more about me that I know myself. I hope to be able to painlessly pass on my bank account details so Microsoft's clever data scientists and AI can just buy me the things that make me happy. "Consume to fight gloom!" as the marketing gods say.
This is fantastic news, possibly the best thing I read ever. Even better than watching Theresa May and Donald Trump wrestling naked in warm mud, like two big global political hippos, with me holding the camera.