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The UK's Crown Prosecution Service has pledged to tackle online abuse with the same seriousness as it does hate crimes committed in the flesh. Following public concern about the increasing amount of racist, anti-religious, homophobic and transphobic attacks on social media, the CPS has today (August 21) published a new set of …

  1. wolfetone Silver badge

    That's Katie Hopkins and Tommy Robinson fucked then.

    And about time too!

    1. Pen-y-gors

      Indie

      ...and the Indie comments section. Be nice to see some prosecutions of Putin's trolls and the more rabidly "I'm-not-a-racist-but" Brexiteers.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Indie

        "Be nice to see some prosecutions of Putin's trolls and the more rabidly "I'm-not-a-racist-but" Brexiteers"

        What about the xenophobic elements of Plaid Cymru?

        1. Pen-y-gors

          Re: Indie

          What about the xenophobic elements of Plaid Cymru?

          Personally, I've never met any. Met a fair number of Welsh people (not just PC members) who get seriously pissed off by tourists who get angry and complain when they hear people speaking Welsh in Wales. Ditto when the BBC broadcast a 'discussion' (between two non-Welsh speakers, one of them with a lengthy track-record of hating Wales and everything Welsh) on Newsnight asking whether the Welsh language is a 'help or hindrance' to Wales. Would they ask if the Scots accent is a help or hindrance to hosting an Arts festival?

          Wales is not part of England. Visitors welcome, if they treat the country and the people with respect. Croeso i Gymru - please bring a bulging wallet.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Indie

            >Wales is not part of England. Visitors welcome, if they treat the country and the people with respect. Croeso i Gymru - please bring a bulging wallet.

            Isn't it Croeso i Cymru? Or are the G and C regional variations of the same spelling?

            1. kryptonaut

              Re: Indie

              Welsh leading consonants may undergo mutations depending on what precedes them:

              https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Welsh/Mutations

            2. Pen-y-gors

              Re: Indie

              Isn't it Croeso i Cymru?

              No - the Celtic languages enjoy a wonderful mystery called 'mutations' - boring languages change the endings of words, Celtic languages also change the beginnings! Lots of complicated rules about what changes and when, but trust me when I say that following 'i' ( = 'to') we get a 'soft' mutation (treiglad meddal) which makes a following C become a G.

              It can be fun - "I live in Wales" = Rydw i'n byw yng Nghymru

              I love England and Wales "Rydw i'n caru Lloegr a Chymru" (not often heard, I must admit)

              Try googling it, and then get an ice-pack and several paracetamol. (But Welsh is easier than Irish!)

              1. To Mars in Man Bras!
                Joke

                Re: Indie

                >But Welsh is easier than Irish!...

                Come off it. At least in gaeilge [Irish], we allow use of the occasional vowel!

                1. Pen-y-gors

                  Re: Indie

                  @To Mars etc

                  Come off it. At least in gaeilge [Irish], we allow use of the occasional vowel!

                  Yes but, no but, in gailge you ignore the consonants and half the vowels! e.g. 'aghaidh' pronounced 'ai' - I rest my case!

                  (And Welsh has SEVEN vowels anyway!)

                  1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

                    Re: Indie

                    (And Welsh has SEVEN vowels anyway!)

                    That's the key... English people don't recognise all the vowels, so assume they aren't there. It's all fun and games etc. but really quite sad how so many people make assumptions of other languages based on how English does things.

              2. Pompous Git Silver badge

                Re: Indie

                "Welsh is easier than Irish!"
                There was a Merkin tourist and his wife in a restaurant in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. They were arguing over the pronunciation of the place and the bloke asks the waitress how to pronounce it. The waitress leaned close to him and said, very slowly, The Penrhos Arms.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Indie

            Croeso i Gymru - please bring a bulging wallet.

            Visitors would, if the Welsh would try to make it attractive. Spent a couple of weeks in your neck of the woods recently, and over time have spent several cumulative years on holiday there. Facilities are poor, hospitality is weak, communications dreadful, food even worse. And the locals want people to come and spend money there?

            A complete Cardigan bay highway (with esturial bridges) would not only dramatically improve the Welsh transport system., but also be a tourist-attracting, world class drive. The shipping-free Cardigan bay could be a watersports mecca, if there were sufficient marinas and the facilities to serve them. The clean waters and excellent livestock conditions give some of the best food opportunities in the world - but really good, friendly restaurants are rare as hen's teeth. Wales could have capitalised on up-market second homes and holiday cottages - but the extremist arm of the Welsh nationalists saw that off, and now all you've got is thousands of acres of low-spending caravan parks. Despite the opportunity for hotels with incredible cuisine and beautiful views, these remain few and far between. With weather that is inherently given to rain, where's the good quality indoor attractions? Where's the modern resort parks (eg Center Parcs - not everyone's cup of tea, but a good way of laundering middle class cash into the local economy)? Look at the prevalence of (dreadful, dreadful quality) chip shops, greasy spoon cafes, third rate B&Bs, vast caravan parks, cheap tat amusement arcades, really poor communications, utter dumps like Machynlleth, Towyn and Dolgellau.

            Wales caters for the market segment who think that Marbella is up market and costly. It doesn't need to be like that, but absent any vision by the people "leading" Wales, nothing will change.

            1. Pen-y-gors

              Re: Indie

              @Ledswinger

              Okay, I'll bite.

              Why would I (and my neighbours) want to live in a giant Disneyland theme-park? I agree that roads could be a bit (lot) better but it's a trade-off. On the plus side lousy roads tends to keep down the tourist to sensible numbers (and, in some sad cases, literally reduce the numbers). But a Cardigan Bay highway? A world-class drive for Clarkson and pals to show off on, paid for by the locals.

              Up market second-homes? What do the locals get out of that, apart from higher house prices? Houses occupied by outsiders who drop in for a couple of weeks a year, bringing most of their groceries from Waitrose in Maidenhead. Where are their cleaners meant to live if they can't afford a house? Second homes kill communities (not just in Wales). I've visited villages in Cornwall and Wales where there are 30+ houses, and only one is lived in all-year. A few nice commercial holiday cottages is a different matter, and we have a reasonable number of those (and glamping/yurts etc)

              And we have some excellent chippies - Hennighans in Machynlleth, Lloyds in Lampeter, New Celtic in Aberaeron (and ace honey ice-cream round the corner).

              Center Parcs? If you want that sort of thing go to Center Parcs. Don't demand that places change to meet your requirements, perhaps you should change your expectations.

              I take your point about Towyn, but that's been turned overwhelmingly into a cheap holiday destination. (Don't even ask about Barmouth). But Machynlleth is a lovely little town, populated by real people (if with quite strong hippy habits) - I had a really tasty chorizo and chickpea stew in Caffi Alys the other day. Decent cafes, pubs, real small shops (local butchers, bakers), art gallery, park, market (Wednesday) lots of junk shops to amuse visitors, Comedy festival, El Sueño Existe festival, Classical music festival etc. Handy for Centre for Alternative Technology.

              I suppose it depends on what sort of visitor you want to attract. Walkers tend to stay in local B+Bs, and frequent local pubs and restaurants, and spend their money locally. Cottagers (I'm sure that's not the word) tend to explore the area. Caravanners tend to stay on the site and don't disturb the locals. You'd hardly know they were there (interesting historical note - most of the caravan sites are on former WWII military bases. War ends, guns, tanks and nissen huts etc removed, lots of concrete bases left. What else are the farmers going to do?)

              In the end it's down to what we want. Wales isn't a theme park. It's a living country, where people live. Their needs come first. As I said before, nice visitors are welcome, but don't expect may-pole dancing on the village green.

              1. jake Silver badge

                Re: Indie

                "tasty chorizo and chickpea stew"

                How traditional of you! Maybe next time try something equally Welsh, like pizza?

                "El Sueño Existe"

                Cool! Shall we all dance the cueca? And we'll celebrate such traditional Welsh foodstuffs as empanadas, cazuela and sopaipillas, along with tomatoes, chillis, potatoes and maize ... Let's not forget llamas and alpacas (sheep are just a diversion for furriners). And the national bird, the condor (you just thought it was a dragon ... ).

                More seriously, do you visit Micronesia to sample hamburgers and hot dogs washed down with a Budweiser at US air bases?

                1. Pompous Git Silver badge

                  Re: Indie

                  "Maybe next time try something equally Welsh, like pizza?"
                  Potato and leek soup? Dragon pies? Yummy :-)

                  But as you note potatoes are hardly native to Wales, nor are dragons; they're Chinese.

                  "More seriously, do you visit Micronesia to sample hamburgers and hot dogs washed down with a Budweiser at US air bases?"
                  Holy fuck! have a care there jake. Some of us have sensitive stomachs.

            2. Jamie Jones Silver badge

              Re: Indie

              Visitors would, if the Welsh would try to make it attractive. Spent a couple of weeks in your neck of the woods recently, and over time have spent several cumulative years on holiday there. Facilities are poor, hospitality is weak, communications dreadful, food even worse. And the locals want people to come and spend money there?

              ...

              Wales caters for the market segment who think that Marbella is up market and costly. It doesn't need to be like that, but absent any vision by the people "leading" Wales, nothing will change.

              ... and yet you keep coming back...

              Sigh. You seriously wrote that over-generalised bilge?

              Seems I should describe England based on my visits to Blackpool, Brighton, and Great Yarmouth.

              I'm not agreeing with your attacks on North Wales, but have to ask if you've been to South Wales, or the West?

              Silly question. No doubt you are an expert on all areas of Wales to be able to come to that conclusion.

              Incidentally, your whole tone comes across as condescending and patronising. You seem to think Wales is some sort of theme park, and one that is crap because it doesn't cater entirely to your needs.

              Pen-Y-Gors has answered your other points.

              I never expected such a twatty post from you. Katie Hopkins would be proud.

              1. jake Silver badge

                Re: Indie

                Well, to be fair you could fit all of Wales into a square not quite 90 miles on a side.That's smaller than the San Francisco Bay Area. It's not exactly all that large a place.

                1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

                  Re: Indie

                  And I'm sure, Jake, that everywhere in your 90 miles square is to the same high standards as your abode?

                  "My" beach is in the top 10 beaches of the world - the only one in Europe. I'm guessing the standards are low, huh?

                  1. jake Silver badge

                    Re: Indie

                    I'm not certain where you are going with that comment. Is "your" beach the only thing that Wales has going for it in your estimation? If so, I suggest you get out a bit more. Strange as it may sound, I actually like Wales.

                    However, you brought it up ... I can match Rhossili Bay[0] with ten beaches that you can visit in a single day's drive, and all in the bay area. See this map:

                    https://www.californiabeaches.com/map/best-beaches-point-reyes-national-seashore/

                    And please note that that doesn't include beaches near San Gregorio, Pescadero, Halfmoon Bay, Pillar Point, Montara and Pacifica. Nor San Francisco's beaches (China Beach is my .fav), nor the beaches of Marin County, nor the beaches at China Camp (a virtually unknown picnic destination).

                    HTH, HAND

                    [0] A guess, but an educated one.

                  2. Pompous Git Silver badge

                    Re: Indie

                    ""My" beach is in the top 10 beaches of the world - the only one in Europe. "
                    Only beach in Europe? How sad... You ought to come and visit some of Australia's sometime... We've got spares , but you're not having them.

                    1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

                      Re: Indie

                      You ought to come and visit some of Australia's sometime

                      To misquote a WW2 saying: "See Australia and die".

                      If the wildlife doesn't get you then the plantlife will..

                      1. jake Silver badge

                        Re: Indie

                        A thylarctos plummetus killed me once. It was a nasty death. 'Orrible place, 'stralia. Visit, spend your money quickly, and then go home while you still can.

                        1. Pompous Git Silver badge

                          Re: Indie

                          "A thylarctos plummetus killed me once. It was a nasty death."
                          Are you now a zombie? Curious minds would like to know...

                      2. Pompous Git Silver badge

                        Re: Indie

                        "If the wildlife doesn't get you then the plantlife will"
                        Actually, you need to eat the plant-life in order for it to kill you.* The blackbean, strychnine tree, angels' trumpets, and milky mangrove are all toxic trees, or large shrubs. My advice is to never eat any plant larger than your head!

                        * Eucalyptus trees drop their limbs, mostly during wind storms. Don't stand under them during wind storms. Simple...

          3. PNGuinn
            Joke

            What about the xenophobic elements of Plaid Cymru?

            Are you suggesting that PC are not pc?

          4. Trigonoceps occipitalis

            Re: Indie

            "Wales is not part of England."

            Correct, it was the first part of the English Empire.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Under no circumstances should anyone f*ck Katie Hopkins or Tommy Robinson.

      They could f*ck each other but then that would produce the bastard child Hitler and begin the cycle of destruction described in the new old testament bible v2 where we have an eclipse and everyone gets eaten by locusts and frogs.

      1. Rich 11

        and everyone gets eaten by locusts and frogs.

        Aren't the frogs supposed to eat the locusts? I never could work that one out. Seemed like such a waste.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          The locust get eaten by the frogs who in turn get swept away by the floods.

          This is v2 so version control is in play.

        2. Jamie Jones Silver badge

          In English you may change the preceding word ("a" or "an").

          In Welsh, the beginning of the word changes (mutation)

          Same sort of thing, different way of doing it.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Tommy Robinson is smart enough to work around this kind of limitation.

      Katie Hopkins... pass the popcorn would you?

      1. rmason

        Tommy Robinson? Smart?

        Try again mate. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can't hold the views he does, not to mention being imprisoned twice, for things which were hardly the mark of a criminal genius.

        The man is a cretin.

  2. Pen-y-gors

    TLA?

    I must be old - I read the headline about IRL hate crime as something to do with Irish-registered cars. OMD I must try and catch up, LOL hun x.

    1. Excellentsword

      Re: TLA?

      IRL – in real life. Used among online gaming communities mostly.

      1. Pen-y-gors

        Re: TLA?

        IRL – in real life. Used among online gaming communities mostly.

        From my research (mainly watching Big Bang Theory I must admit) I didn't think hardcore members of the online gaming communities had any concept of 'RL'.

        (Although when I were a lad I did find D&D was quite absorbing at times)

        1. Excellentsword

          Re: TLA?

          IRL is AFK (away from keyboard) :)

        2. Tom 38

          Re: TLA?

          I didn't think hardcore members of the online gaming communities had any concept of 'RL'.

          Sadly, there are at least 3 essential bodily functions that cannot be satisfactorily performed in the game yet; maybe one day as DLC..

    2. Dan 55 Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: TLA?

      Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?

      1. Pen-y-gors

        Re: TLA?

        Isn't it something about Oh My Deity?

    3. wolfetone Silver badge
      Stop

      Re: TLA?

      "I must be old - I read the headline about IRL hate crime as something to do with Irish-registered cars. OMD I must try and catch up, LOL hun x."

      RTFM

      1. IsJustabloke
        Trollface

        Re: TLA?

        @wolfetone

        RTFM

        That is demonstrably NOT a TLA

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: TLA?

          That is demonstrably NOT a TLA

          Yup, RTFM is an FLA :)

          1. PNGuinn
            Coat

            Re: TLA?

            "That is demonstrably NOT a TLA

            Yup, RTFM is an FLA :)"

            Bbbut - that's ambibigeous innit? Shirly that could be either a FLA or a FLA ... or a F***LA ...

            1. Dr Scrum Master
              Headmaster

              Re: TLA?

              "That is demonstrably NOT a TLA

              Yup, RTFM is an FLA :)"

              Bbbut - that's ambibigeous innit? Shirly that could be either a FLA or a FLA ... or a F***LA ...

              ITYM ETLA

              1. Kevin Johnston

                Re: TLA?

                No no no...surely everyone knows that the next step up from a TLA is a FLEA

                Four Letter Extended Acronym

                1. jake Silver badge

                  Re: TLA?

                  That's a TLAE ... Three Letter Acronym, Extended.

  3. TechnicianJack
    Black Helicopters

    Slippery slope?

    This sounds like a good idea, but it depends what they're defining as hate crime. Is it genuine hate, or comments that don't fall under the government's umbrella of political correctness?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Slippery slope?

      Additionally, its a lot easier to "police" (and therefore hit targets/quotas) sitting behind a computer than it is IRL. Questionable how useful this is.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Slippery slope?

      Not just that, but I'd like to see the associated required standard of evidence for a conviction.

      You wouldn't want Theresa May to go to court for something that was sent from a hacked home WiFi now, would you? Ah, did I just give people an idea? Bummer.

      :)

      1. GX5000

        Re: Slippery slope?

        After seeing someone go to Court for a "Nazi Dog Salute" nothing surprises me....

        Get out of the EU, get your Politicians to Protest your Rights or the backlash will end you good times...wait......

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Slippery slope?

      It has to be hate specifically directed at a person because of their ownership/association of a protected characteristic. I.E. Gender, religion, sexuality, disability - all the same ones that businesses cannot discriminate in the name of

      1. Rich 11

        Re: Slippery slope?

        It has to be hate specifically directed at a person because of their ownership/association of a protected characteristic

        Unfortunately that's considered as 'political correctness gorn maad' for the people who don't have enough mirror neurons to be able to put themselves in someone else's shoes.

        1. bombastic bob Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Slippery slope?

          it's never a hate crime when the target is a white guy. didn't you know that?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Slippery slope?

            We're going to have to protect the Far right from the Far left?

            Fascists from Communists?

            Protect Hate speech as free speech because it's in the eye of the beholder?

            The world has gone mad, but the easily offended and entitled have no sense and are

            being courted by Politicians until they too will feel RL hit them hard, then maybe they

            will see the light.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Slippery slope?

        "It has to be hate specifically directed at a person because of their ownership/association of a protected characteristic. I.E. Gender, religion, sexuality, disability - all the same ones that businesses cannot discriminate in the name of"

        That's going to open for some interesting discussions in court. For example, very recently, in those forums, I learnt that speaking online of someone, spurring he is a jew (in an offensive manner), has the following form (in some online racist places): (((John Doe))) (can't recall if it was parenthesis or other and how many).

        So, by this definition, only writing that would be hate speech ... Good luck for the lawyer on this, with this ...

      3. Pen-y-gors

        Re: Slippery slope?

        @kdh007

        So we can still hate people for being nazi scum/libtards/Remoaners/Wrexiteers (delete as appropriate)?

      4. Cynic_999

        Re: Slippery slope?

        "

        It has to be hate specifically directed at a person because of their ownership/association of a protected characteristic. I.E. Gender, religion, sexuality, disability

        "

        Would that include saying nasty things about paedophiles? If so, the police could make a killing on mumsnet and the comments section of the DM.

        1. Tom Chiverton 1

          Re: Slippery slope?

          "protected characteristic" has a particular meaning.Paedophilia isn't one.

        2. bombastic bob Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Slippery slope?

          you need John Cleese to read that as if it were part of the 'Prejudice' sketch... and we'll continue to just call them 'Belgians'.

      5. Tom 38

        Re: Slippery slope?

        It has to be hate specifically directed at a person because of their ownership/association of a protected characteristic

        Case law would differ, R v Viscount St Davids, convicted of menacing communications for a post in a private facebook group of which the victim was not a member.

        Although I guess not specifically a "hate crime"...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I hate you all.

    Anonymous, obviously...

    1. Pen-y-gors

      But you can be taught to love us all.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        But you can be taught to love us all.

        is that you Joseph Smith?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If I start my comment with "I love you but" does that exempt me from hate speech?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      If I start my comment with "I love you but" does that exempt me from hate speech?

      As long as you keep talking about loving butts you should be OK.

      :)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Cheeky, you slipped that one in the backdoor.

      2. Sgt_Oddball
        Coat

        I merely like big butts.. and I also prefere telling of the truth. Though others maybe in disagreement with me on that, especially when matched with a slim midriff. Always a pleasing view partially when up close ....

        Mine's the one with the fetching fedora

    2. Pen-y-gors

      If I start my comment with "I love you but" does that exempt me from hate speech?

      Let's see how that works

      "Dear evil, hate-filled nazi scum, I love you, but sadly I am sure that your disease-ridden souls will burn in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you repent"

      Hmmmm, yes, I quite like that. Hate the sin but love the sinner. Theologically sound.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Hmmmm, yes, I quite like that. Hate the sin but love the sinner. Theologically sound.

        Be careful, or you'll be burning the sinners in order to save their immortal souls.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It's fine, along the same lines as the famous HIGNFY "allegedly"

    4. scrubber

      If I start my comment with "I love you but" does that exempt me from hate speech?

      Love the person, hate the protected group?

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Reminds me of when businesses tried to sue people for writing negatives reviews about them on Yelp. (And lost.)

      Just make the whole thing sound positive.

      "[positive] And I only got food poisoning once!"

  6. Oh Homer
    Childcatcher

    "online abuse would never be able to cause physical harm to a person"

    Interesting that the Director of Public Prosecutions apparently believes that suicide doesn't qualify as physical harm.

  7. rmason

    Well intentioned but the wording I've seen is horrific.

    It would seem (according to the summary I've read on cps.gov.uk) that there are very few guidelines and the definition of it being a hate crime or not seems to hinge on if the victim perceives it to be so (as long as it can also be argued it's a criminal offense) or EVEN if a "professionally offended" bystander perceives it to be.

    That is bonkers. Grade A bonkers.

    ********************

    From cps.gov.uk:

    "The Association of Chief Police Officers and the CPS have agreed a common definition of hate crime: "Any criminal offence which is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by hostility or prejudice based on a person's race or perceived race; religion or perceived religion; sexual orientation or perceived sexual orientation; disability or perceived disability and any crime motivated by hostility or prejudice against a person who is transgender or perceived to be transgender."

    ************************

    Casts a very wide net if all it takes to be a hate crime is someone being offended/upset.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Hostility or prejudice"

      Might be hard to unpick or know exactly where you stand from a legal viewpoint, but "Hostility or prejudice" is pretty clear. Keep these to yourself and you'll be fine

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Hostility or prejudice"

        I agree that withholding hostility and prejudice have always been good ideas. I think that the wording is very broad and wonder if upsetting people's idea's (values and religious beliefs) will be enough to get one in trouble. Whether a person is religious or not is of little concern to me, "BUT" there are cultural norms in some parts of the world that are horrendous and when people start to push their religious values one should be able to ask for any evidence that any god ever existed and then dismiss their pretend evidence scientifically.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "Hostility or prejudice"

          I am not an expert :-)

          I would read this as, the beliefs of a religion are not protected, nor are the beliefs of a religious person, merely how they are treated in regard to those beliefs.

          E.G.

          "<insert deity here> clearly is imaginary, and if you disagree, prove it". OK

          "<insert deity here> clearly is imaginary, therefore you, and all your fellow <insert religion here> are fuckwits", Not OK

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Hostility or prejudice"

        Might be hard to unpick or know exactly where you stand from a legal viewpoint, but "Hostility or prejudice" is pretty clear. Keep these to yourself and you'll be fine

        Perceived hostility of prejudice.

        This is a good catch, it doesn't matter if you actually wrote anything wrong, if someone read it that way the law applies.

      3. rmason

        Re: "Hostility or prejudice"

        If I slightly upset you, according to the law I've been hostile.

        Now all you have to do is say "i'm sure it's because i'm asian/black/yellow/christian/gay/trans/disabled/jewish/a mulsim etc"

        Hate crime.

        Probably would get thrown out/not pursued but still, it would be within their power now.

    2. Adrian 4
      Headmaster

      Note that it first has to be a crime.

      Speech on its own isn't a crime - it would have to fall under the definition of hate speech first. So someone who politely criticises your viewpoint in an online forum isn't going to qualify how ever much you're offended.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Sir Anthony McCowan, is that you?

        "Hate speech is whatever the government of the day says it is."

      2. rmason

        Many things are a crime. If I call you names and it upsets you, that is a hostile act in the eyes of the law.

        (try calling a police officer names, or repeatedly swearing at them)

        So there's your crime.

        Now all we need is for YOU, the victim, to feel it was motivated by (insert thing I might be prejudiced against/ a bigot about) and we have a hate crime.

        1. PNGuinn

          (try calling a police officer names, or repeatedly swearing at them)

          Police officers need to have a thick skin to deal effectively with certain strands of society.

          Its an old problem and I think you'll find that there are more appropriate and effective statutes available to them to deal with the it.

      3. bombastic bob Silver badge
        Big Brother

        "So someone who politely criticises your viewpoint in an online forum isn't going to qualify how ever much you're offended."

        unless he's got the wrong "political position" in which case the appropriate level of censorship and "chilling effect" applies. It doesn't matter HOW polite you are, when this level of potential censorship is taken to its logical extreme.

        1. oneeye

          Thus Begins a Police State

          The Electronic Frontier Foundation will be writing a series on Censorship, and the first installment from the other day can be found here: Free Speech, EFF

          https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/08/fighting-neo-nazis-future-free-expression

          It's amazing just how dense people are, that can't recognize the real threat. The vast majority of nasty comments here are from dedicated leftist. And they fail to see the dangers of promoting censorship. And when they lose the right to post anything, there will be NO WAY to be heard in anything!

    3. Chris G

      Casts a very wide net

      Ah the fuzz, fishers of men, women and children or any other hateful sod..

      Their wording gives them an open door.

    4. PNGuinn
      Facepalm

      That is bonkers. Grade A bonkers.

      So, if, as an impartial bystander I feel genuinely offended or hurt by the protests of the amateur or professional offendee's offence and choose to make a suitable complaint that I find his/ her/ its/ whatever's offence offensive or threatening to my moderate, honest and sincere beliefs ....

      Yup, totally bonkers

  8. Jim 59

    Safe space

    It seems reasonable to treat online abuse like abuse in the street (as if you were shouting in somebody's face). In fact, I thought it was already treated like that.

    The problem with a specific "hate speech" law is that it could be used as a means to silence criticism or dissent, leading to the "safe space" rubbish we see on some university campuses, bottling up extremism, and eventually promoting hate rather than reducing it.

    "online" isn't the problem. "anonymity" is the problem. If Twitter could verify users' real names and addresses before letting them post, everyone would play (reaosonably) nice. I don't know technically how that could be done, but if you can figure it out you will be a rich man.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Safe space

      The problem with a specific "hate speech" law is that it could be used as a means to silence criticism or dissent

      Absolutely. Worryingly, it's already being used as such, here and across the pond where they have free speech laws. As someone in a few minority groups* I'm appalled at how hate speech laws are being abused by "community leaders", largely to silence any alternative discourse to liberal left wing "diversity" ideals.

      * No, I am not listing them as I don't see why I should have to qualify my opinions with labels as if that makes them more important/valuable, and I refuse to buy into minority status grievance-victimhood BS.

    2. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Safe space

      " If Twitter could verify users' real names and addresses before letting them post, everyone would play (reaosonably) nice."

      no they wouldn't. But I have a solution: thicken your skin, and have fun with it instead.

      "Have nice day" <-- make it sound like 'Gru' said it.

  9. Fading
    Facepalm

    reductio ad absurdum?

    "That is, the desire to undermine and instill fear in those they target, both individually and collectively" - So the CPS then?

  10. scrubber
    Big Brother

    Hate speech

    Hate speech is constitutionally protected in the US, so using the events in Charlottesville to justify yet more overbearing laws and excuses to de-anonymise UK internet users seems somewhat contrived.

  11. Anonymous Noel Coward

    https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/docs/hate_crime_leaflet_support.pdf

    "There is no legal definition of hostility so the CPS uses the everyday understanding of the word which includes ill-will, spite, contempt, prejudice, unfriendliness, antagonism, resentment and dislike."

    Unfriendliness, resentment and dislike?

    Oh yes, this idea is bullet proof...

    1. Haku

      Oh shit, does that mean we can't use downvote buttons anymore because they're a sign of dislike?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What if you don't pick on a religion, but all religions?

    As far as some (allegedly) are concerned all believers are deluded, they hold back progress of the whole.

    Use Linux fools...

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    >Following public concern

    Strange, I don't recall being asked my opinion...

  14. Nick Kew
    Big Brother

    The King is a Fink

    A cartoon tyrant naturally bangs up those who call him bad things.

    His modern equivalent, Luciana Berger, has been on the radio today, proudly telling us that two people are in prison for using the language of the playground online about her. Specifically, the phrase "Jewish Bitch". Not a phrase I would use, but I could be sorely tempted to make an exception just for her. Though on reflection, it would seem unduly harsh towards both jews and bitches.

    p.s. Anyone care to admit their age by recognising the reference in the title?

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: The King is a Fink

      Nick, The Wizard of Id is still running, although some would say it's a shallow representation of the strip of the 60s and 70s ... Now if you'll pardon me, the moat monsters need feeding.

      1. Pompous Git Silver badge

        Re: The King is a Fink

        "The Wizard of Id is still running"

        Spook: "Same swill, different day..."

        1. jake Silver badge

          Re: The King is a Fink

          That's "Wellington J. Farnsworth Spookingdorf the Third" to you.

          I believe the daily swill you are looking for was often in BC, not TWoI.

          (Oh knows! Now I'll I have my collar felt next time I land in Blighty.)

  15. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
    Big Brother

    So,,, criticising

    the 3 major religions that worships one god

    can be described as

    1. fair comment lets ignore it

    2. online hate speech worthy of a fine

    3. online hate speech with genocide worthy of a prison sentence

    Depending which one you criticise and the mood of the bored plod whos having to listen to the umpteenth complaint that day.

    Perhaps its better if I dont say anything bad about religion.......

    WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE B*******DS WANT YOU TO DO

    Can you imagine the court cases where the nazi is whining that his twitter feed is full of "f. you nazi" and goes on to win?

  16. jake Silver badge

    Why religion? Why political stripe?

    A person can't pick their genetics, their born-into nationality, their (dis)ability, their GLBT status (yes, I know there are posers!), etc. These are all out of our personal control.

    But politics and religion is a choice! Should be fair game, just as any other choice like vi/EMACS, C/C++, Mac/PC, football team, autosport and etc.

    Or maybe we should be jailing people for laughing at folks using the wrong brand of surfboard!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

      There are many things people can choose that we respect. Many things people cannot choose at this time that we also respect.

      Just because people are wrong, just because they may be rude, does it mean we respond likewise?

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

        How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

        1. Pompous Git Silver badge

          Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

          "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"
          As any fule kno, angels lack extension and mass so a scholastic's answer would be an infinite number. Of course that's not scientific. Anders Sandberg presented a calculation based on theories of information physics and quantum gravity, establishing an upper bound of 8.6766×1049 angels.

          There's zero evidence that any scholastic theologian ever debated how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. It appears to be of considerably more interest to modern physicists. Go figure...

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

            The exact phrase didn't exist until fairly recently, but the concept was debated at least as early as the 11th century. The actual meaning has evolved into something like "Oh, wonderful. Yet another pointless, irrational debate attempting to draw the conversation away from the point" ... but you know that already, don't you?

            1. Pompous Git Silver badge

              Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

              "The exact phrase didn't exist until fairly recently, but the concept was debated at least as early as the 11th century."
              At the pre-university level, maybe. Mostly it's used to denigrate the creators of great cathedrals that are still standing. Milan for example, built 600 years ago. Then there are such "trivial" inventions as:

              * The mechanical clock

              * The printing press

              * Gunpowder

              * Water and wind mills

              * Spectacles

              * Public libraries

              * Improved quadrants and astrolabes

              * The stirrup

              * Mild steel

              * The crossbow

              * The mouldboard plough

              but you knew that already, didn't you?

              1. jake Silver badge

                Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

                If you consider Thomas Aquinas "pre-university". I wouldn't.

                As for the rest of yours: Oh, wonderful. Yet another pointless, irrational debate attempting to draw the conversation away from the point.

                1. Pompous Git Silver badge

                  Re: Why religion? Why political stripe?

                  "If you consider Thomas Aquinas "pre-university". I wouldn't.

                  As for the rest of yours: Oh, wonderful. Yet another pointless, irrational debate attempting to draw the conversation away from the point."

                  Despite my having read Aquinas's Summa (definitely not pre-university) I cannot recall anything remotely resembling "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?". Evidence required.

                  Er, you introduced angels into the debate jake, not me! Your statement had as much relevance to this thread as my pointing out that modern physicists believe black holes emit working television sets, and leather-bound volumes of the complete works of Shakespeare would have had.

  17. Tromos

    Race, religion, sexuality, etc.

    So it's still OK to have a right go at people who choose the wrong operating system or phone.

  18. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Windows

    Pakistanis. Rape. Something Something. T'was all nuthing but h8 spitch.

    This goes under "really trying to keep the lid on"

    Maybe they can succeed.

    Social peace at any cost (including behaving like one of those mythical Wandering Nazis that one wants to battle so vigorously in case one finally finds them) is a good idea -- if one has a plan.

    For some, the plan consists in getting to the Carribean mansion before SHTF.

    Not so good for most.

    Oh well, China can pick up the peaces.

  19. Roj Blake Silver badge

    David Cameron

    All I need to know is, can I still call David Cameron a gammon-faced cockwomble?

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: David Cameron

      Of course, but only because you can't actually insult gammon.

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