Brickbat unwraps in lap of crap Snapchat yap app technocrat brats after stock splat mishap

Have we just reached Peak Register?

Snapchat to get SEC slap for stock crap rap in face of ipo fallback and people swapping shitty crack snaps.

I thought I'd give it a go, I think yours is better.

When will these investors stop trusting "metrics" and "data", and just ask a commentard.

I thought snapchat said

That they may not ever make money

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/02/03/snap_files_for_ipo/

That along with committing to spend $400M a year on google cloud (or any service for that matter) should of driven everyone scrambling to the exits.

I bet you can't say the title of the article 10 times really fast without making a mistake!

Peak register

You know, there is such a thing as trying TOO hard.

Hang on

I think we're missing an ICON for this type of article commentary.

"projectile vomit"

Which covers both the Reg subHead, and well, the app. And the IPO. And well, just about anything to do with the subject.

Short headline

Lawyer* persuades shareholders to sue shareholders.

*There's always one at the bottom of things like this. Shareholders are suing a corporation. Who are the corporation? The shareholders. Who gets the fees?

Peak Register

I think you've jumped the vulture with that one.

Peak Register

Yes, it's going to be hard to top that masterwork, downhill from here then ?