Awww come on...
Every guy in the world is looking for a large penis !
West Yorkshire police are seeking a giant penis who may have witnessed a serious assault in Leeds city centre in April. via yorkshire police. yes really. inflatable penis costume An image helpfully supplied by West Yorkshire police - almost certainly of a person modelling the costume rather than the alleged witness In the …
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April fools ran.... um a ... little long... in Leeds ths year?
Constable Burt is trying to find a fellow who was a little pumped up to be out with his mates?
<Kudo's Mr. Oates -- more tongue in cheek than I've seen in a while>
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All that said I hope they bag the jackass that they're after.
If you see this suspect do not approach as has been known to spit unpleasant liquid in the faces of those who approach, immediately call the Police and they will attempt to apprehend and subdue the subject using a giant condom.
If you suddenly smell an unexplainable source of cheese, dial 999.
A couple problems that I can see with that description.
1) After an incautious night out on the town, the witness' skin color may be reddish due to a rash, and have a couple large visible warts.
2) Has there been a cold snap in Leeds since then? In that case cops should be looking for someone 3 feet tall.
(Maybe its just me, but I don't recall Sherlock having to deal with this kind of thing.)