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Lonely hearts on the dating website Guardian Soulmates have been targeted with sexually explicit spam emails after trolls abused leaked contact information. Guardian News & Media, which runs the site, blamed a third-party tech supplier for the issue, which has since being resolved, the BBC reports. Only email addresses and …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why?

    Why was the testing system on the internet?

    Why was it using live data?

    If it had to be on the net, why didn't they lock it down to specific IP addresses? Why didnt they turn it off when it wasn't being used?

    Did they hire their web guys on Fiverr?

    The mind boggles.

    1. Chris Miller

      Re: Why?

      They were probably unpaid interns, like everyone else on The Grauniad, except for a handful of enormously overpaid 'columnists'.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why?

      Having had the experience of working with The Guardian developers - they believe in a highly agile, very public and highly iterative style of development. There is no test environment, they release straight to live on live data. The theory being that they can roll back an update equally quickly if it turns out to be bad.

      Unfortunately you can't roll back data leaks quickly.

      They are also highly arrogant and don't like this fallacy being pointed out to them.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm disappointed to see that they haven't sent any smut my way.

    1. Sir Sham Cad

      Re: haven't sent any smut my way

      That's a shame. It's so hard to find smut on the Internet I find.

      Once, years ago, I was given a floppy disk with a kind of smut mixtape on it. That was weird.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: haven't sent any smut my way

        "I was given a floppy disk with a kind of smut mixtape"

        Man that must have been some lo fi pixellated shit. A challenging wank to be sure.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: haven't sent any smut my way

          I seem to remember some lo fi Neighbours stuff on the Amiga. Now that was a challenge. I didn't take it though.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: haven't sent any smut my way

            "lo if Neighbours stuff on the Amiga"

            Is that yellow pixel supposed to be Kylie or Jason? I'll take the risk...

  3. Sir Sham Cad

    the issue, which has since being resolved...

    Er, no. The user data is out in the wild. That can't be resolved, you can't put that genie back in the bottle.

    Jesus, that's bad, bad PR

    1. Stevie

      Re: you can't put that genie back in the bottle.

      Of course you can.

      All you have to do is kill everybody in the whole world, as per The Wisewoman of Putney.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    El Reg dating

    I love DevOps and long walks on the beach.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: El Reg dating

      @AC

      I love DevOps and long walks on the beach.

      Apply here...

      https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/05/devops_conference_countdown

      1. Asylum_visitor

        Re: El Reg dating

        'I love DevOps..'

        Swipes left.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    They are rubbish

    And, hours after it was reported by the BBC (nothing in the Grauniad), still no notification on their site.

    Are they going to hold themselves to the same standard they hold everybody else to? Or is it fine because the Scott Trust is offshore?!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: They are rubbish

      You know that every time the Guardian or Scott Trust is proved wrong, the Tories win?

      DO YOU WANT THE TORIES TO WIN.

      1. wolfetone Silver badge

        Re: They are rubbish

        Just to add to that, every time a vote is cast for the Tories a child dies.

        A Child.

        Do you hate kids? DO YOU?!

        1. 's water music
          Joke

          Re: They are rubbish

          Just to add to that, every time a vote is cast for the Tories a child dies.

          A Child.

          Do you hate kids? DO YOU?!

          Wow, all these years I thought it was kittens. Fuck that, I can start voting Tory with a clear conscience again now

    2. Korev Silver badge

      Re: They are rubbish

      And, hours after it was reported by the BBC (nothing in the Grauniad), still no notification on their site.

      They have a story on their site now. It's currently on their front page, but semi hidden in the "from the UK" section.

  6. Mark 85

    Once again, dear friends, into the breech...

    We take matters of data security extremely seriously and

    ...yadda, yadda, yadda.....

    I think the words "security" and "seriously" don't mean what most websites think they mean....

  7. SkippyBing

    We can confirm we have received 27 enquiries from our members

    So all of them?

  8. The Nazz

    What amused me ....

    was the upto £38 a month fee. From a left wing newspaper, er printed medium.

    Facebook friends are free, maybe valueless, but socialist soulmates come at a price.

    To paraphrase the old joke, the Guardian (and hackers) must have seen someone coming.

  9. cantankerous swineherd

    this is a foul slur, the guardian is neither left wing nor socialist.

  10. wolfetone Silver badge
    Holmes

    Thing is

    If it's a dating site, how much of the personal details on there are going to be accurate?

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Thing is

      Nine (column) inches I suspect

      1. wolfetone Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Thing is

        Nine? Jesus, they don't want to create a storm in a 32DD cup do they?

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Erm

    Does the ICO know yet?

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