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Vendors' music video homages are always just … erm … remarkable The Register has spotted a new music video homage by a vendor and because they're always so excellent, bring it to you for your entertainment. Vendor music videos as the mutant offspring of popular culture and a remnant slice of marketing budgets used to get kids …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    Less singing...

    ... more coding required.

    Blank admin passwords in 2017! What are you - SQL 2000?

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  2. jake Silver badge

    This is what happens ...

    ... when companies that should be run by engineering are run by marketing.

    Sad, isn't it?

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  3. Bronek Kozicki
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    ... judder

    Really, some vendors seem to have very low opinion of their customers musical tastes.

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  4. m0rt

    Before posting something like this, any tech vendor should ask themselves the question: What would Linus do?

    That should save you some self respect.

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    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
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      "any tech vendor should ask themselves the question: What would Linus do?"

      Easy

      "STFU and test your code properly before offering another PoS for inclusion in the next release"

      I may not have the vocabulary quite right but I think I've got the general tone correct.

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  5. VinceH

    "The sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-par genre"

    FTFY!

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Any moment...

    Any moment James Corden will be along to do a "Storage Pool Karaoke" version.

    I thank you.

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  7. FozzyBear
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    The drugs the marketing department use must be pharmaceutical grade hallucinogens. It is the only rational reason I can think of that they thought this would be a great idea

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  8. Paul

    Those were all pretty terrible.

    Uptime Funk from openSuse was fairly good

    https://youtu.be/SYRlTISvjww

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