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Three months after settling a lawsuit with former employer Hyperloop One, engineer Brogan BamBrogan (of the BamBrogans) has launched a rival to the tube-travelling transport company. Called Arrivo, the company is currently made up of the three other former employees of Hyperloop One who tried and failed to effect a hostile …

  1. Youngone Silver badge

    Quelle Surprise!

    Who would have thought that a bloke who changed his name to Brogan bamBrogan is a total spinner?

    As I am in the Antipodes, I am wondering if he has ever Googled the term "bogan" because that's what comes to mind.

    1. ma1010
      Trollface

      Re: Quelle Surprise!

      Also sounds a little bit like "Vogon." Not a nice association.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No let ME be CEO now!

    The roadsides are littered with the wrecks of failed businesses crafted by charlatans and snake-oil salesmen who think they should have been the CEO, left to enact their master plan, failed, and never heard from again. Unless you are John McAfee. It is the way of things. If these guys are not just a bunch of idiots posing for work-selfies, then in three years time we'll have seen their "good work." Perhaps they need to enlist Senior Know-it-all in charge; Professor Doctor Donald J. Trump Esq PHD MBA KKK OMG WTF? THEN they will get some traction on the tracks! Or zero friction, what is their deal anyway?

    1. Camilla Smythe

      Re: No let ME be CEO now!

      Whilst I may not be totally in tune with this I do have to admit that it is a good job that Mr Busk has all of the Dollar in place as well as the ear of the Yump in order to get the job done. Fuck forbid some idiot might come up with some ideas about stuff and not wish to be an employee. Anyway... why do Lardyarse Americans wish to transport themselves at high speed from one side of the country to the other whilst missing out the middle bit. I thought they invented the interwank for that sort of thing?

      1. Mark 85

        Re: No let ME be CEO now!

        why do Lardyarse Americans wish to transport themselves at high speed from one side of the country to the other whilst missing out the middle bit.

        Who says we do except those are trying to build it? I'm one who'd prefer to look out a window see the scenery be it car, train, or airplane. (Though TSA and the lines don't make flying worth it anymore, nor do the airlines with their cattle planes.)

        Then again, there are those to whom the scenery wouldn't matter nor the hassles with TSA. Even riding in a car, they stick their noses into their electronic equipment and ignore everything anyway. So maybe there is a market.

  3. ecofeco Silver badge

    Bam it!

    Janet!

    Hyper loop you!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bam it!

      Oh Brad!

  4. Faux Science Slayer

    Hyper ~ excessively + Loop ~ convolution = Vacuum Tube extortion

    This is the Pied Piper troughfeeders using Jack in the Beanstalk scams on Chicken Little idiots....

    The claimed wind drag reduction can never offset the enormous energy to create vacuum....

    any failure in the travel "pod" vacuum seals would be instant death....

    1. Elmer Phud

      Re: Hyper ~ excessively + Loop ~ convolution = Vacuum Tube extortion

      Not sure why you got a down vote.

      It's just another sparkly start-up con.

      Only this time led by a solipsistic remnant of 1970's porn by the looks.

      1. Eddy Ito

        Re: Hyper ~ excessively + Loop ~ convolution = Vacuum Tube extortion

        I think it's going to be a tough thing for these guys to have on their CV / resume in a few years as it could lead to some interesting interview questions.

  5. Mark York 3 Silver badge
    Alien

    Moonbase Alpha

    Travel Tube not tube travel as used by Moonbase Alpha.

    Icon because Dragons Domain still has a lot to answer for even after all these years!

  6. User McUser

    Who keeps giving these people money?

    See title.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Denholm BamReynholm ?

    theitcrowd.wikia.com/wiki/Denholm_Reynholm

  8. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics (have taken over the Asylum)

    ... but the really crazy bit is that someone will actually give them money.

  9. kraftdinner

    So sad

    Tech has fallen off a cliff....

  10. Kay Burley ate my hamster

    I couldn't care less

    Just build one!

  11. ntevanza

    Because we're all in

    showbiz now.

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