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Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) has posted its first full-year results as a discrete entity and says it has ticked most of the boxes it said it would when it spun itself out and then started selling bits of itself off. The headline figures for Q4 aren't brilliant: revenue was US$12.5bn, down 7.7 per cent year on year. GAAP …

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  1. JS-W

    Bonanza

    "It's also the period during which the company makes bonus payments to staff."

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ......

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Bonanza

      "Bo-nus"..."bo-nus"...nope, don't recognise the word...

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  2. Alister

    Trump!

    Ha, made you look!

    See, you only have to add Trump to any headline, and the clicks go up, and up...

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  3. ThisPlaceInTime

    No mention in any of the company or media reports of what it's been like to have actually worked at HPE for the past year.

    Of course such details don't count.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Not just any bonus .....

    ... Retention bonuses. All they have to do is stay there and they get them. This is a trick the DEC-ites brought to Compaq who then brought it to HP. So even when the company is doing shit, the execs are still milking it.

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