Being Sensible
Has the cafe owner done any market research to determine if he'd have enough regular customers to make this worthwhile?
I'm sure I'm not the only commentard here who wouldn't want to be seen on the same street as this establishment.
A cafe owner from Switzerland is planning to open a coffee shop sex parlour staffed by robotic filles de joie. Bradley Charvet told Swiss newspaper Le Matin this week that he had planned to have his so-called Cafe Fellatio in Geneva staffed by human sex workers, but after running into legal hurdles he is now looking to …
Never mind, it turns out it's the same fella who's behind the London cafe.
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Man walks into a cafe, there is a sign on the wall. Cheese sandwich £2, Ham & Cheese £3, Hand job £5.
Man walks up the counter, smiles at the attractive girl behind it and says, "alirght love, you the one that does the hand jobs" "most certainly am Sir" comes her reply.
"great" he says as he reaches into his pocket, pulls out £2 and says "be a dear, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
From the 1970s (thank you Chemistry teacher...)
A man sees a sign for a robot brothel and, being curious, goes in to have a look. The person behind the desk tells him what a great experience he'll have - these robots are programmed to do anything sexual he desires and they're so lifelike, he'd never tell the difference. Ok, says the man, I'll do it.
Later, he's leaving and tells the person behind the desk that it was wonderful, just as great as promised. In fact, the robot was so realistic, its nose was running.
'Oh, sorry sir', comes the reply, before looking over their shoulder and shouting 'Dave - empty number seven...'
Has anyone a robot to actually do this? A simple reciprocating and sucking action is easily done, but I don't know if that will be enough to result in properly satisfied customers. A really decent blowbot is going to need actively actuated soft body components, including a tongue mechanism, with enough degrees of freedom to avoid repetitions - all under the control of a program able to analyse the input from an array of sensors and dynamically adjust the movements to maintain comfort while maximising pleasure.
This is a really tall order. A Venus 2000 isn't going to cut it.
Not that it matters, though. The critics are right on one point: There is no way the government will allow this. Even if it is legal now, the law would be swiftly changed to correct that.
Such a cafe should offer equivalent services to both biological genders (he said treading carefully).
At least the second service has already been developed (I was once assured).
In fact, an engineer told me before he died (and I've no reason to believe he lied).