Re: El Reg lost the plot
Maybe because there isn't anything to report just yet?
Even the Apple website itself is basically bereft of any announcements (or rather announcements of announcements) - the "watch the keynote" thing which used to be nigh unavoidable is now just a small box I didn't even find the first time I checked.
I can't help but get the feeling there's not that much new so it's going to be an hour of stuff only the speakers find "fantastic, ecstatic" (etc etc - apparently there's no such thing as just being happy anymore).
In other words, expect an hour of "meh" which will probably then explode into a gazillion articles declaring that Apple has lost its way, with maybe some more courageous journalists claiming it's because they're the first US company the EU has hit up for more tax after the IRS gave them a pass.
Meanwhile, I'm just interested in Swift Playgrounds - it's genuinely the only thing I'm waiting for, and I've been basically waiting for that since the days of PSION gear where you could write useful code and compile/run directly on the device. So, on account of having low expectation to start with I don't expect to be disappointed :)