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The US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit has thrown the issue of who can protect American consumers into confusion with a decision for AT&T and against the Federal Trade Commission (FTC). The decision [PDF] could see the telecom giant walk away from a $100m judgment for throttling its customers' data speeds without …

  1. Version 1.0 Silver badge

    For it's next trick ...

    AT&T will sue the FCC to escape regulation there too. Eventually this comes back to what the Congress decides can be regulated - I'm not holding my breath on anything happening there anytime soon.

    1. Mike 16

      Re: For it's next trick ...

      Congress can act quickly when it wants to. If Trump loses and drags the GOP below majorities in both houses, _or_ wins big and so do GOP congress-critters, then either the lame ducks or the new mandated congress will pretty quickly pass whatever AT&T (and friends) say. The only hope is a Clinton win, and maybe a GOP congress but not so powerful as to block the appointment of a new SCOTUS judge who still has a backbone. Not holding my breath. (Hilary + DEM congress will make sure we all get Cerebral Implants to enforce DRM, so not looking forward to that. There's Big Business, and Big Show Business)

      In any case, that's just the setup for this issue. The rest of the future looks pretty cloudy in general.

  2. John 104

    The FCC will now take over as the consumer's champion – something that it has said it's prepared to do, although so far it has repeatedly shown its inexperience in dealing with consumer complaints and internet matters. Its peculiar culture is still tied closely to its historical role as an inside-industry regulator.

    I'm sorry, but isn't the role of any government organization supposed to be for the people?

    1. Mark 85

      Uh... what it's "supposed" to be and what it "really is" are two different things for the last half-century (or longer depending on the industry). As the US moves to being a government for the corporates instead of the people, this is just another step.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    AT&T pay good money.

    But probably to your Congressman & Senator. Welcome to the land of the free.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AT&T pay good money.

      Ah yes, the best government their money can buy but you forgot the 'donations' to the federal judges.

  4. shifty_powers

    Freakin' FCC

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg4J8yNk4g

    Family guy said it all for once

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ironically there is a car hire company in the UK trying to sell itself as having great American style Customer service....

    Umm...... No thanks!

  6. ma1010
    FAIL

    Okay, will you get this straight, America?

    Officially, as a matter of federal law, the oligopolies can charge you whatever they like, however they like. They may or may not do what they promise to do in exchange for the money you gave them. It doesn't matter, either way. You just need to pay them whatever they tell you to pay, whenever they tell you. And if you don't like it? You can just shut the fuck up!

    Welcome to America, land of the fee. Government of the corporations, by the corporations and for the corporations shall not perish from the Earth!

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    9th Circuit Court

    The 9th Circuit Court is the most overturned federal court here in the US and can't actually make up their minds on anything. Also this was before the most basic version of this court with only 3 Judges. the FTC can counter sue to be heard by the expanded court with 9 judges. Opinions have a habit of changing when things are heard by the expanded court.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Meanwhile in Canada...

    If one has a dispute with a Canadian ISP about the definition of "Unlimited" Internet service (for example: 'X' GB per month vice 'without limit'), then one submits a carefully documented complaint to the The Commissioner for Complaints for Telecommunications Services (CCTS), argues back and forth a bit, provides clear evidence of their misbehavior, and then - just a few weeks later - deposits a 'settlement' cheque of up to several thousand dollars.

    Ka-Ching. The money was serious enough that it helped to pay for a couple acres of land on a beautiful tropical island in Asia. Overlooking the turquoise sea, halfway up a mountain.

    We call the property 'The Settlement'.

  9. Medixstiff

    Meanwhile in Australia...

    The ACCC takes ISP's to task over throwing around the term "unlimited", which is why the telco industry wants to self regulate themselves, because they keep getting quite rightly butt f*cked for telling porkies and they don't like it.

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