Final demand....
After the penultimate alarm call, the last is a threat to 'Knock you F********* teeth out,... Love, the tooth fairy'
WAKE UP, candy ass
Dwayne, "The Rock", Johnson, has released an alarm clock app. The Rock Clock features 25 wake-up calls recorded by Johnson. One exhorts you to "get your candy ass out of bed." The clock has no "Snooze" button, as apparently The Rock gets out of bed before the sun is up in order to have enough time maintain his muscles. ® …
Biting the hand that feeds IT
