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We're delighted to announce this sunny afternoon the rebirth of Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - which has undergone a complete overhaul and now boasts an improved shopping experience and a rack of new t-shirt designs. Get your coat at Cash'n'Carrion Our shirts are now printed to order by German cotton-botherers …

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  1. Greg

    Oh hell yes!

    A shirt with a 48k ZX Spectrum on it! And another with the DeLorean!

    Have you stuck needles into my brain to view my dreams, or was a long communal meditation session required in the office to find the very core of nerdism?

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  2. Steven Raith
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    Ye Gods

    I have never, ever bought 'merchandise', on principal.

    The tinfoil hats obligatory and black helicopter designs are bending my will however....

    Steven R

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  3. alafair

    where's the BOFH coffee cups?

    I NEED a BOFH coffee cup - until I've had my first pot or 2 I'm at my most diabolical.

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  4. Sarah Skelding

    But

    You've only got boy-shaped t-shirts? Oh.

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  5. Sam

    Err...

    "I have never, ever bought 'merchandise', on principal."

    You mean principle.

    And ninethly, why have you contracted a non - British firm?

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  6. M
    Black Helicopters

    I am a sucker for mugs.

    Could I have a black helicopter mug please?

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  7. John
    IT Angle

    American Dollars?

    Are those little dollar signs an indication that your site is *gasp* region specific based on IP perhaps? Will it really only cost me $20 for a T-Shirt plus shipping? Or is it still the trusty british pound and actually going to cost me $30 USD plus shipping for a T?

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  8. Steven Raith

    @Sam

    You are correct, and I stand corrected.

    [ah, the wonders of orthopaedic shoes]

    Steven R

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  9. Dr Patrick J R Harkin

    @alafair

    "I NEED a BOFH coffee cup - until I've had my first pot or 2 I'm at my most diabolical."

    Me two. Until I've had a few brews I'm Satan incarnate. Then I turn nasty.

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  10. Peter Ward
    Coat

    Where is "I do my sudoku in hex"?

    Once upon a time you had a number of great shirts like the one above.

    Can we have these again?

    I want that one and a couple more from your current stock, they will be worn with pride; along with my Ipood shirtfrom Bangkok!

    Hat, coat, going to the post office now; via the pub.

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  11. CJ

    @John

    Mine says 20 Euros...

    Oh well, with the current exchange rate to ZAR, it doesn't really matter if it's dollars, pounds or euros - too expensive either way :(

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  12. Martin Lyne
    Dead Vulture

    HTML

    Shouldn't it be..

    <coat> <door/> </coat>

    ..if there's no ending tag, then it should be self closing, yes?

    I wouldn't wear malformed HTML in public, tsk.

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  13. Andy
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    Title this!

    An actual sensible comment? *gasp*

    Anyway, poking around a little, as solicited, I noticed that if you click 'show all' to show everything then not everything is shown. I will admit the only thing I noticed not being shown was the 'WTF?' T-shirt, primarily because I want one of those, but there may or may not be others (imho, ymmv etc)

    Otherwise great. Who knows, I may even buy something.

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  14. Not That Andrew

    Read the frikkin comment

    Where oh where are the O'Really Shirts? I was going to invest in "Distributing Clue to Users" and then you closed the old store. And it's not in the new one.

    And we need our BOFH mugs!

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  15. Anonymous Coward
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    Has promise

    I agree with sarah....no lady shaped tshirts. I personally want the tinfoil hat one.

    Will there be travel mugs, with tops and such? We cant have regular mugs around the office for safety reasons.

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  16. moonoi
    Unhappy

    Global shipping please

    Gutted can't ship to Thailand either and I need to replace my old Hacker polo shirt.....getting a bit worn now after 6 years wear.......

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  17. Matthew Malthouse
    Alien

    More stuff please

    Like mugs and pens and mugs and post-its and mugs and mice-mats. But mostly mugs.

    And the T-shirts... well hardly geeky, are they. Now a polyester button-down collar, short sleeve shirt with breast pocket AND pocket protector with BOFH logon on the other side. Well, then you'd be talking.

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  18. CyberSword
    Stop

    BOFH mugs

    Can't agree more, we need the BOFH mugs back as well.

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  19. Jeff Wojciechowski
    Go

    *null value*

    Ditto on the BOFH MUG!!!! That will go over better than the Dunder-Mifflin Employee of the Year mug!!

    Anon coz @ work.

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  20. Mike Powers
    Paris Hilton

    Hee!

    Tentacle!

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  21. Graham Lockley

    See Title, See Title Run

    To quote that font of all wisdom AKA Vince from Rex the Runt.....

    TROUSERS !

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  22. Mark York
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    BOFH mug

    Nuff said!

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  23. James O'Brien
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    *sniffs*

    BOFH mug is missing. You do know the PFY will have your job (life/sanity/bladder control) for this. You cant go around messing with mainstays like that.

    I need a new one some jackass broke the handle off the old one.

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  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Sam

    ... why have you contracted a non - British firm? (German!)... because Mr Armani and TopShop had already bought everything in China ... and the London Cotton fields are now run by Lidl!

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  25. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @HTML

    I believe the joke was supposed to be gets coat, opens door, closes door. But you've killed it with your syntactic analysis. And <coat/> <door/> would've sufficed, if we're being picky! Ruined I tellsya!

    And it's not HTML, if we're being anally retentive.

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  26. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @ HTML

    Open coat, close coat has a whole different meaning...

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  27. Martin Lyne

    @@HTML

    True enough, there is no DOCTYPE telling me anything. Get the W3C to approve a ERML (El Reg Markup Language, of course) type and we can call it quits.

    If they wanted to be rude they could have just omitted the </door>. *Sigh* Manners/markup jokes.. what have I become?

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  28. pctechxp

    Nice designs, shame about the price

    £7.50 tops

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  29. Neil

    Yeah, more stuff

    Yeah, seriously. I bought some humorous t-shirts once. Never wore any though because I'd feel like a complete nonce. Bring on the coffee cups!

    I wonder how Sarah feels to be immortalised forever in her own range of t-shirts. I think she'd want to be on a coffee cup too.

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  30. Nick M
    Dead Vulture

    What?

    Still no 'I'm not afraid of Bill Ray" t-shirt????

    :)

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  31. Mad Hacker
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    Sad to see O'Really shirts disappear

    My old "Distributing Clue to Users" is wearing out and I do so need a new one.

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  32. Mike Groombridge
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    I miss the other stuff

    mugs key rings etc can't where t-shirts to work but can have a mug for every day of the week shame the moderartrix doesn't come in girls i know a girl who would love one.

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  33. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Gurl sizes

    On the way soon, never fear.

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  34. Mike Groombridge

    also where's the

    user empathy i've heard of it

    you've got an integity one but i'd prefer the empathy one

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  35. Anonymous Coward
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    Wot about da Goff'z?

    Hmm,

    Will the Reg be doing a suitable 'bag'O'Patches', not only to make quick eye patchs should you lose one in a fight with your vendors but also so you can stick 'em onto clothing that El'reg does not do.

    You know the old stype patches, like 'Iorn Maden' & 'Metalica'.... and the plethra of death metal bands.

    I quite fancy a selection of Reg logo patches in your main colours, in a few diffrent sizes.

    NB: Quite like the new look, same the gadgets seem to of gone, I alwas fancyed that keyring that glows for 10 years.

    -ano

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  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What we need next

    "I'm the one who's watching you on the CCTV" black t-shirt

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  37. Joel

    Bring back the NTK shirts....

    http://www.ntkmart.co.uk/ntkmart.cgi

    those are what we are after....

    And the O'Really shirts....

    And while you are at it, bring some xkcd ones over as well....

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  38. andy gibson

    @ Greg

    Where have you been? ZX Spectrum T-shirts have been around for years.

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