back to article Cyberthreat: How to respond...and when

Spotting threats in cyberspace is like star gazing. There are lots of them out there, but telling them apart and working out which ones are about to go supernova takes experience and skill. You don’t want to pour the same resource into protecting yourself against every single perceived threat, because no budget can support …

  1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    The best insurance against inside jobs is creating a good working atmosphere of warmth and security.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You aren't familiar with the works of Machiavelli, are you?

    2. Hargrove

      @allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      So that explains how they came up with "resilient practice leader."

      The critical question is whether our "resilient practice leader" (RPL) has been certified as a Certified RPL (CRPL) by an accredited certification authority (ACA) who is a designated appropriate authority for accrediting accredited RPL certification authorities. (DAAAARPLCA). (CRPL status requires completion of a rigorous on-line course, involving an hour of study, a multiple choice test and payment of a fee of several thousand dollars to the on-line training provider contributing the largest amount to selected Political action Committees (PACS))

      At least this is the way cybersecurity appears to work in the US.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Devil

    Machiavelli

    If you cant be loved it is best to be feared?

  3. Lapun Mankimasta

    Any thought given to the picture? It's a P-51 Mustang shooting down a P-86 Sabre. Blue-on-blue.

    Maybe that's the whole point of intelligent cybersecurity, because feet are the favourite targets, after all. Particularly once they have been inserted into one's own mouth. It's the only way to get a hundred-percent strike rate, and that is something very much appreciated by head office.

    And speaking of "all hands on deck", are feet included?

    "All hands on deck! All feet as well!" the captain loudly roared.

    "Run up the rigging quick and throw the maindeck overboard!"

    "Go fetch the lifebelts out of hock and save yourselves," said he

    "And as I have no one to love me, you can leave your wives with me."

    1. pugnaciousfool

      The painting is a 1963 diptych painting by the American artist Roy Lichtenstein

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whaam!

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