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Windows Phone won't ever amount to much, suggests analyst house IDC. The company's latest Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone tracker says Microsoft's mobile OS will grab 2.2 per cent market share in 2015 and by 2019 will have added a non-colossal 0.1 per cent more to claim 2.3 per cent of the mobile market. “Despite all the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Why do people pay these people

    They just make shit up and on the most gullible directors and media buy their bollocks.

    Proof?

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/230151/idc_windows_phones_to_overtake_iphone_ios_by_2015.html

    1. getHandle

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      Nice find! Illustrates just how useless these muppets are.

      1. Phil Endecott

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        Yes, great find, and also interesting to see that the first few comments there are saying "but in 2006 they said.....". Reading the comments would seem to be a more reliable predictor.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      To be fair, that was written before Microsoft destroyed Nokia by making them go all-in.

    3. Wyrdness

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      The article is four and a half years old, so I guess that, back then, they couldn't have predicted Microsoft's rape and murder of Nokia. I'd imagine that it didn't occur to the analysts that Microsoft would just throw away such a potential advantage.

      This is less about the analysts being muppets (though some certainly are), and more about Microsoft insane decisions which have destroyed chances in the mobile market.

      1. DropBear

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        "This is less about the analysts being muppets"

        Except a prediction that only works "barring unforeseen circumstances" is an utterly useless one - the whole point is unforeseen circumstances are guaranteed to arise in anything but the shortest of terms. Which, basically, implies exactly what has been suggested: the predictions are useless, and those making them are muppets unless they either manage to accurately foresee the unforeseen or admit they cant's actually predict s##t.

        1. azaks

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          To be fair...

          Yep, lots of analysts get it wrong, as do stock and weather forecasters (to name a few). They build a bunch of models that they think have a chance of playing out, and call the result based on the data they have available. Its better than saying "we have no fucking idea what the market will look like in a few years, and we cant be arsed trying to figure it out". If anyone is a muppet, it is people that believe the analysts have some kind of crystal ball. There is no news story here, but it does generate a lot of clicks...

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          "Except a prediction that only works "barring unforeseen circumstances" is an utterly useless one - the whole point is unforeseen circumstances are guaranteed to arise in anything but the shortest of terms."

          Except that all you CAN do with a prediction. Unforeseen circumstances are just that: unforeseen. For example: who back in the early oughties could've predicted a device like an iPhone could create a genuine paradigm shift in the mobile phone market, forcing mobile companies (especially western ones) to realize feature phones would become a fading fad? It's like trying to plan for a trip (traffic and all) only to get caught in a sudden earthquake. Some things you just can't plan for because they're beyond million-to-one shots.

      2. James 51

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        I think a lot of people on el reg comments saw this comming. After the burning platforms leap I remember thinking that the price would be around $4 billion when MS bought Nokia and I wasn't far wrong.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          More evidence that IDC have no idea what they're talking about - this time, their Itanium forecasts:

          http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/18/ibm_plots_idc_mistakes/

          Having said that, I fear they may have a point this time around...

          1. ben_myers

            The Itanium forecasts

            Yes, the Itanium forecasts were idiotic. IDC simply disregarded what mildly sane computer veterans have come to understand after all these years. It's not the hardware that sells. It's what you can do with the damned computer that really counts. In a (now modern) word, APPS.

            HP backed Itanium as its hope of providing some continuity with its proprietary workstations and servers. Nope! Bad idea. Ditto, DEC Alpha, another proprietary wannabe, for the same reason.

      3. azaks

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        "rape and murder of Nokia"

        Seriously? Nokia was running full tilt down the slope that was about to become a cliff. Probably better for the few that kept their jobs than the lot that would have been axed when the company folded.

        1. P. Lee

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          >Seriously? Nokia was running full tilt down the slope that was about to become a cliff.

          With MS at the bottom holding a box full of TNT, a lit cigar and piece of paper with the words, "CUNNING PLAN" written on it.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        @Wyrdness

        > The article is four and a half years old

        That just shows they couldn't predict 5 years into the future then and they can't predict 5 years into the future now.

        1. Vic

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          they couldn't predict 5 years into the future then and they can't predict 5 years into the future now.

          This is IDC we're talking about - do you even trust them to predict 5 years into the past?

          Vic.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Go

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      Look into my crystal talking bollocks.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        @Readinthereg

        Demands to know:

        Do you have a crystal that spouts verbal diarohea OR, do you posses geologically unfeasble genetalia??

        This commentard wants to know...

      2. Chika
        Trollface

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        Look into my crystal talking bollocks.

        Must be rather noisy when you are walking!

        1. Chipist

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          "Look into my crystal talking bollocks."

          "Must be rather noisy when you are walking!"

          At least he can see when he is coming.

          Oh, you said walking.

        2. Shadowmanx2012
          Happy

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          Rather musical though!

    5. TheVogon

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      Bearing in mind the accuracy of their previous predictions, presumably this means that almost everyone on the planet will have a Windows Mobile device by next year..

      1. Otto is a bear.

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        @Thevogon ...And may the Lord have mercy upon our souls.

        I suspect some highly paid exec in MS decided that using the Nokia brand would dilute the MS brand, and we can't have that.

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why do people pay these people

      Amusing article.

      On a side note, I am so sick of looking at articles like that and having to scan the page back and forth trying to find the sodding publication date. Any web site that publishes "news" articles should be forced to put the date in large friendly letters at the top of page. On pain of having its domain name revoked. With a rusty screwdriver. Slowly.

      It is only by looking at the comments (1638 Days Ago) that I can figure it was probably published about four and a half years ago.

      1. 's water music

        Re: Why do people pay these people

        date line rant

        Is that a mobile site issue? Dateline is right next to the byline under the irritating stock image illustration as well as in the URL

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          I should have been clearer in my rant. I was talking about the article that "Lost all faith..." was referring to:

          http://www.pcworld.com/article/230151/idc_windows_phones_to_overtake_iphone_ios_by_2015.html

          not The Register's article. The PC World article most definitely does not have the date on the page (I'm on Windows 7 and Firefox 42.0) and unless a date sometime early in 2011 is cleverly encoded into the number 230151, it is not in the URL either.

          El Reg articles, on the other hand, are a paragon of clarity and helpfulness. (That's enough grovelling - Ed)

          1. Vic

            Re: Why do people pay these people

            The PC World article most definitely does not have the date on the page

            It does transmit the date information to your browser - that article was published on 2011-06-12 (12th of June rather than the 6th of December, judging by other pages). But this seems only to be hidden in the headers.

            I guess someone thought that all the site's readers scan it avidly every day, and no-one would ever come in from a search engine...

            Vic.

        2. Glenturret Single Malt

          Re: Why do people pay these people

          AC is talking about the PC World article, not the Reg article.

    7. ben_myers

      Why do people pay these analyst whores?

      Well, apparently the true nature of the analyst whore business is not too clear? Here is how it works: You pay the analyst whore a lot of money and explain what the conclusion of the "study" should be. Then the analyst whore finds some numbers, statistics and trends that lead to the conclusion desired by the company paying the whore. It's that simple.

      So in the referenced PC World article, MICROSOFT paid IDC for the report. In the most recent report, my educated guess would say that one of Apple, Google, Samsung, or Xaomi paid for the wonderful analysis culminating in the low Windows Phone market share.

      And, of course, an IDC spokesperson will say that new information came to light between the two reports.

  2. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

    Did Microsoft forget to pay IDC this quarter?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      They received their shipment of free windows phones and have since re-evaluated it's prospects.

      1. Roo

        "They received their shipment of free windows phones and have since re-evaluated it's prospects."

        That would be my nomination for Flame of the Week, albeit more of a light toasting. To be honest I should be hitting the "report abuse" link rather than up-voting... That was just mean. :)

    2. Mage Silver badge
      Coffee/keyboard

      Of course they did

      Or IDC would be saying there will be ZERO new Windows Mobile phones in 2019.

  3. James 51

    If MS brought out a 1030 without the baked in spyware I'd consider getting it when my contract expires but as it is, not worth it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      spyware

      FFS, don't start that again. Possible argument on regular PC's, not so much on mobile. There's plenty of reasons not to like WP10, spyware scores low on the list given the alternatives.

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    1. James Wilson

      Well, that's closer than TFA but still inaccurate. 3.54 per minute, or one every 17 seconds or so.

  5. Can't think of anything witty...
    Stop

    Does anyone think this is a good thing?

    So i am a fan of Windows Phone (i have it, use it, like it, you may not and that is ok) but i'm really not sure that having Android (or any one system for that matter) with that much of the market is a good thing... it puts a lot of control in that company's hands - does anyone think that is a good idea?

    You may not like MS (or Apple or Google for that matter) but surely choice is a good thing?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

      surely choice is a good thing?

      Choice exists, but that doesn't mean people will take it and create diverse and roughly equal ecosystems and markets. So you have IoS, Android (and derivatives like Cyanogenmod), Windows, you have Blackberry, Ubuntu, Firefox. If you search hard enough you might find Tizen, Sailfish and a few others. But the reality is that most people perceive only a choice between Android and Apple.

      One of the biggest killers of choice is "free" software. So Microsoft destroyed the browser market by bundling IE "free", with negative consequences still being felt thirty years later. The same vile company did the same thing with its mail client, and again the negative impacts (of lower choice and lower quality in the market) are still seen decades later. The ongoing cr@pness of Android with regard to updates and security is a result of the "free" nature of Android (who will bother to support something they aren't being paid to support?). Adobe Reader, Flash Player, both "free" and infamously cr@p.

      At the root of the problem of "free" are three simple issues: 1) that new entrants are unable to create any revenue stream to give them traction thus crushing variety, 2) the lack of successful new entrants reduces pressure on incumbents to innovate and maintain, and 3) the lack of revenue streams from user-choosers reduces the incentive to keep the dominant "free" products secure and up to date.

      Unfortunately "free" presses an evolutionary button in most of us, some sort of scavenger instinct that over-rides common sense, and makes us think that we are getting something for nothing. Not sure how you can undo that.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "free"

        For the average buyer of a mobile phone, Android is not "free". It's not "free" for the phone manufacturer, either. It's certainly "cheap", for manufacturer and buyer, and for the manufacturer it's also customisable. Presumably those are its main advantages.

        I agree that there's something wrong with the mobile phone market, but it has nothing to do with "free".

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        I think that also explains why Linux (as a desktop OS) is such a steaming pile...

        1. Chika
          FAIL

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          I think that also explains why Linux (as a desktop OS) is such a steaming pile...

          Sorry but your FUD is showing (he says typing from a desktop Linux OS).

          1. channel extended

            Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

            Hey Elmer, caught the rabbit yet?

        2. Roo
          Windows

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          "I think that also explains why Linux (as a desktop OS) is such a steaming pile..."

          That sounds like a wail for help from someone who has discovered this weird belly button thing now that MS has cut the umbilical cord.

          Bravo for stating your mind plainly.

      3. Richard Plinston

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        > One of the biggest killers of choice is "free" software. So Microsoft destroyed the browser market by bundling IE "free", with negative consequences still being felt thirty years later.

        It was not that it was 'free', it was that it was bundled and compulsory. Spyglass wrote IE under a contract that paid them a few dollars for every copy sold. MS gave it away for 'free' and that destroyed Spyglass. One question is: does 'bundling' make it 'sold' as part of the product regardless of saying 'free' on the box?

        When Win98 was installed the first reboot asked if you wanted to install IE but the 'Cancel' button was disabled. There was no escape, it had to be installed. Prior to IE, OEMs were installing Mozilla and Trumpet or similar. MS gave an additional discount (said to be $5) to _not_ install competitors.

        So it wasn't 'free' that destroyed the browser market, it was 'compulsory' and 'OEM discounts'. MS also deliberately added non-standard features to FrontPage and IE so that Mozilla did not display 'properly'.

        > Android with regard to updates and security is a result of the "free" nature of Android

        There is a core of Android that is free, but if Google services are to be included then there is a charge. Google makes updates and new versions available to all, it is the makers that have to build and issue updates. Choose a vendor that does that.

        > At the root of the problem of "free" are three simple issues: 1) that new entrants are unable to create any revenue stream to give them traction thus crushing variety, 2) the lack of successful new entrants reduces pressure on incumbents to innovate and maintain, and 3) the lack of revenue streams from user-choosers reduces the incentive to keep the dominant "free" products secure and up to date.

        That is a very shallow analysis. Red Hat (as CentOS or several others) is free, Ubuntu is free, as are many others, yet they have entered the market and created a revenue stream, _and_ they keep the products secure and up to date.

    2. Paul Shirley

      Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

      Useful as competition is, you can't force users to accept 2nd rate products based on it. Yes competition would be nice but Microsoft don't have a competitive product and apple aren't even trying to compete for the mass market.

      Time to look elsewhere, probably to internal competition in the Android market and that's likely to need a hefty nudge from regulators. Luckily it's now close enough to a monopoly to get that, but regulation still can't force users to say no to Google's desirable products, just open the door to alternatives on Android.

      This argument is over, the world chose Android, that's where competition needs to work from now on.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        Microsoft don't have a competitive product

        With the amount of marketing that Microsoft perform, all they needed was a viable product.

        Of course people have a choice. Most people aren't locked in to their phones like they where on the desktop... they've been able to chose what they think is the best based on their own criteria, not because they need to be compatible with the rest of the world; my phone can ring your phone, whatever OS it is running.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          Of course people have a choice. Most people aren't locked in to their phones like they where on the desktop... they've been able to chose what they think is the best based on their own criteria, not because they need to be compatible with the rest of the world; my phone can ring your phone, whatever OS it is running

          I humbly submit that this is not true: for many users, they feel that they ARE locked into their phones. The issue is not the phone per se but the personal data on that phone; Apple users must sync and back up their data using Apple applications, either iCloud or iTunes, and most Android users use Google cloud services. Once attached to these methods, getting your phone's personal data from one paradigm to the other is deemed, probably by a lot of people, to be a hassle to be avoided, so they stay in their chosen ecosystem.

          For example: I, for one, use (the adware infected) MyPhoneExplorer to sync ny Android phones to my PC but, instead of using MPE's built-in database clients, I make MPE sync using Outlook. This grants me a standardized data store to do with as I please (and to keep Google the hell away from my data).. And how many people do this rather than simply using their Google account? Not many, compared to the hundreds of millions of Android users.

      2. James 51

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        I have had to use my wife's iphone and brother's android phone at times. I'd rate both as being inferior in every regard (except the size (although perhaps not the quality) of the app store) to my Q10. However I suspect that lots of people here would disagree with me (I know a lot of people in my office do). One person's second rate is another’s productivity platform.

      3. RyokuMas
        Stop

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        "Useful as competition is, you can't force users to accept 2nd rate products based on it."

        I'd beg to differ - from my experience, most mobile users would choose a second rate free app over a similar app of better quality but that also carried a pricetag...

    3. Mikel

      Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

      When Microsoft succeeds in a market they consolidate their success by eliminating choice. So yes, it is a good thing. Look at there all the innovation is in tech these days: where they aren't in control. There are thousands of different mobile device designs. Meanwhile on the shelf at Best Buy is still one choice of laptop OS and all the machines are bulky, low resolution, have four hours of battery life, might as well all be the same brand as if it was still 2005.

      1. dogged

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        > When Microsoft succeeds in a market they consolidate their success by eliminating choice.

        Bullshit.

        They've got successful products in the form of Office, SQL Server, Azure, XBox... does anyone see the utter lack of competition in productivity suites, databases, cloud services and games consoles?

        No? Didn't think so.

        1. Otto is a bear.

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          Hmmm, yes but only if you look very hard, the average user won't look further than Microsoft, because they don't see anything out there. And lets face it when was there actually a significant and meaningful change in Office anyway, for the average user that is who uses it to type a few letters now and again.

          I know there are other products out there, some good ones, it's my job to know, but the last time I suggested to a client they use something different, I was laughed at, even though I could show them a massive cost saving.

          I'm beginning to see resistance to using any other cloud solution that Azure now, with some SIs preferring to resell MS, rather than host themselves, or use a cheaper alternative.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          Excuse the straw man, but to bicker against "choice elimination", Office was the first thing you thought of?

          Are you serious?

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          "does anyone see the utter lack of competition in productivity suites"

          Try listing OpenOffice skills on your office job application and see how many jobs you're offered.

        4. Chika
          Coat

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          They've got successful products in the form of Office, SQL Server, Azure, XBox... does anyone see the utter lack of competition in productivity suites, databases, cloud services and games consoles?

          True, but here's where I think this article is to be taken with a pinch of whichever condiment you prefer. If we look at all the products you mention, the dominance of Microsoft came at the cost of somebody else cocking up.

          Office was an also-ran in the days of MS-DOS and only because the Perfect applications were such a pile of crap when taken to GUI did Office get a foothold. SQL Server only really gained its place because of the operating environment, the jury is still out on Azure and XBox would have been nothing without the disaster that was the PS3 release, not to mention the Wii U, especially when you consider the dominance of the PS2 and the Wii.

          Microsoft have rarely ever produced anything that has succeeded in its own right, especially not in the face of competition from other companies and products, mostly because Microsoft have little original concept in them.

          But for this reason you cannot completely write WinPho off. It will only take Apple or Google one slip and they could see themselves going the same way that Nokia did.

          The only possible way that WinPho might go otherwise is if iOS and Android continue to dominate so that WinPho will eventually follow Zune into the pages of history, but the trick here is not to write history before it happens.

          1. dogged

            Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

            Actually, I think SQL Server became popular because the only thing worse than Microsoft licensing is Oracle licensing. And it's way, way worse. Terrifyingly so.

            1. Chika

              Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

              Actually, I think SQL Server became popular because the only thing worse than Microsoft licensing is Oracle licensing.

              Actually I believe that Microsoft and Oracle took tips off each other when it came to licensing. Each has been a nightmare over the years at some point or other!

            2. Mage Silver badge

              Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

              SQL wasn't a Microsoft product. They bought in Sybase.

              They DID write GUI Word and GUI Excel -- Ironically first of all for Mac

              Visio, Powerpoint bought in. Access was and is pointless.

              MS DOS bought in

              Win NT piggybacked on OS/2 and VMS with the Win 3.x shell (copied like Mac from Xerox).

              CE was a cut down NT.

              Like Google and Apple, there are very few successful from scratch MS products. Or much real innovation.

        5. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

          Azure is a successful product? Fuck Off!

      2. Naselus

        Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

        "Meanwhile on the shelf at Best Buy is still one choice of laptop OS and all the machines are bulky, low resolution, have four hours of battery life, might as well all be the same brand as if it was still 2005."

        Well, yes. But that might be because you're going to Best Buy to get your kit, as opposed to somewhere that stocks decent laptops, which isn't exactly the keystone of every modern product launch. There's some incredible Windows laptops available if you go to an actual PC retailer as opposed to the same shop which sells junk DVDs for three quid a go.

        1. Paul Shirley

          Re: "Meanwhile on the shelf at Best Buy is still one choice of laptop OS"

          @Naseus: "There's some incredible Windows laptops available if you go to an actual PC retailer as opposed to the same shop which sells junk DVDs for three quid a go."

          PC's are commodity items, even the supposed 'actual PC retailers' are selling the same crap as Walmart, just charging more for it and offering a few different cosmetic options. And it's not really a problem for buyers because they get the job done, at the cost of further supporting the Windows monopoly. Just grabbing a new laptop of a supermarket shelf is the normal way to buy now.

          After counting ordinary buyers, direct corporate bulk orders (for even lower spec Windows machines) and Apple feeding off the rich few %, the few of us actually dealing with specialist suppliers or caring about the spec or OS are just noise in the stats.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

      Hi Satya

  6. Alan Bourke

    Is IE still cack on it?

    IE is still cack on it. Also many websites don't seem to test on it, so a lot of times you just get a blank page. Then there's the app gap, and more specifically midlevel apps like your local travel company, who will have an iOS and Android app, but never bother with WinPho. And it just errs too much on the 'walled garden' side for me in general. So back to Droid.

    1. big_D Silver badge

      Re: Is IE still cack on it?

      They have dropped IE on "it". Windows 10 Mobile only has Edge, no IE.

      No problems with Apps that I need and use - my banks are there, as are the travel portals I use, for example. As is Audible, my most used app.

      I've been through iOS and Android and have been using Windows Phone as my standard phone for several years now - I had a company Galaxy + private Lumia until recently, I dropped a bottle of water on the Galaxy and broke the display, I now have 2 SIMs in my Lumia 950.

      As long as the choice is there, I will probably take Windows over the others, it is the least worst option.

      1. Danny 14

        Re: Is IE still cack on it?

        Apps tend to want more permissions than you would expect, certainly more than going to a website.

    2. Sean Timarco Baggaley

      Re: Is IE still cack on it?

      "And it just errs too much on the 'walled garden' side for me..."

      To the vast majority of Android users, Google Play is conceptually no different to the app store on Apple or Microsoft platforms. iOS apps won't run on Android or Windows. Android apps won't run on iOS, etc. If you switch to a different platform, you need to re-purchase most of your apps all over again. There is nothing special about Android in this regard.

      You can argue about side-loading and "freedom" as much as you like, but Android remains a heavily controlled Linux distro running a proprietary Java-derived VM, all managed by a data-mining company whose customers are advertisers, and who's primary product is you. (Technically it's under "Alphabet" now, but Google are fooling nobody.)

      If the GNU/FOSS communities wanted to support an open platform with actual freedom, rather than the illusions of both touted by Google, they've had multiple chances to do so. They failed.

      Today's IT industry is such an unholy mess of unfit-for-purpose, insecure, amateurish, cobbled-together shite that it's practically impossible to use most of it safely *without* relying on sealed devices built around gated-community app ecosystems. And even that's still no guarantee.

      If you want to know whose fault that is, here's a hint: if you still believe good design should be an optional extra, you're part of the problem, not the solution.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Is IE still cack on it?

        But it's the "free-est" mainstream OS.

        Just because it's not completely free doesn't mean you have to use one that's even more locked down.

  7. smartypants

    I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

    The continuum idea is only going to become more compelling as mobile device power increases. I don't see Android being a desktop replacement... Nor ios.

    Certain things stop me from getting a windows phone now. Fix those and I would definitely consider it in the future.

    1. AMBxx Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

      I played with the new Lumia at a recent MS event. Plugged in the little Continuum box - worked really well. If I'm on a customer site giving a presentation, the notion of not needing to carry a laptop is very appealing - just plug in, connect to cloud VM and give the demo.

      Downside at the moment is all the gotchas - why do I need to use any cables? Often a customer's projector will only have D-Sub. Even if I confirm all this in advance, on arrival it turns out they've not bothered to check.

      For the time being, I'd still need to carry a laptop too.

      Gets interesting in about 5 years, I just hope Windows phone still exists by then.

      1. big_D Silver badge

        Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

        @AMBxx Continuum will also work over Miracast and with Bluetooth keyboard and mouse, so no cables required.

      2. kjmcintosh

        Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

        Have you heard of a display port to VGA? the Continuum Dock is not exactly that heavy and it is powered off the phone charger. It has HDMI and display port so you would be fine. I just need to get my hand on one.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

      I don't see Android being a desktop replacement... Nor ios.

      Why not? As implemented on a phone or tablet perhaps not, but Chrome OS is pretty good as a thin client with some offline capabilities. We've already heard that Google are quietly dragging Chrome and Android together. Apple can do the same thing if they choose.

      Microsoft like the idea of a full fat WIndows + Office bloatware install on a phone because that supports what they want to sell, rather than because that's either what the market wants, or what is the best technical solution.

      1. Paul Shirley

        Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

        @Ledswinger it's not so long since ms liked the idea of a desktop dumbed down to act like a phone, which would have made it much easier for them running the same abbreviated apps everywhere. They're pushing full fat to phones only because that plan didn't work! I'll be sticking with the right os for each device for the foreseeable future, not whatcsuits the os writers plans.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

      "I don't see Android being a desktop replacement"

      I did try with android-x86 on an old netbook (Acer Aspire One).

      It was not bad as a simple desktop OS. It didn't have all the apps I would want, but I think it is worth trying the experiment to see whether it would work for the user's needs. If the needs are simple it could work for them.

    4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: I could be a future Microsoft phone customer too

      "I don't see Android being a desktop replacement"

      Coincidentally this piece of news arrived today from Another Place: http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/12/07/0249252/remix-mini-review-a-70-android-desktop-pc

  8. Dan 55 Silver badge

    If they're at all interested in gaining market share, they need to make Continuum work with Win32 exes. Either Win32 exes recompiled for ARM (Surface RT without the lockdown) or put out an Atom Surface Mobile. Anything else means they're not really bothered.

    Oh, and make the mobile screen a big virtual keyboard while the phone is plugged into a big screen and there's no external keyboard connected by Bluetooth/USB.

    1. AMBxx Silver badge

      The phone is used as a mouspad if you choose. Not sure about the keyboard, I wouldn't be surprised if it can be done or will be done in the future.

    2. DainB Bronze badge

      Always was wondering why they did not ditch ARM altogether and went Intel all the way and just do single Windows 10 that can work on different screen sizes. Well, I guess the biggest threat to Microsoft is Microsoft themselves.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Always was wondering why they did not ditch ARM altogether and went Intel all the way

        Because Intel couldn't provide chips for the power envelope at the time. Now that they sort of can the Intel chips still cost more than ARM. Difficult to get / keep the OEM market going under those conditions – as Intel has repeatedly demonstrated – and that this the stated aim. The assemblies in Shenzhen et al. are built entirely around ARM SoCs.

        1. Sean Timarco Baggaley

          Surface Phone, anyone?

          From the article: "An aside: El Reg recently chatted with a Microsoftie who's been able to try the Project Continuum “use-your-Windows-Phone-as-a-PC” software, and declared it a generation shy of maturity and pleasant usability."

          It's worth noting the rumoured "Surface Phone" project (currently hand-waved as being due sometime next year) is also expected to have an Intel CPU inside. I suspect it'll be, to all intents and purposes, the guts of a Surface 3 or the low-end Surface Pro 4 (i.e. using some variant of the "mX" CPU) in a smartphone. That will probably mean full-fat Windows in Continuum mode, with Modern apps only when in phone mode. (Legacy Win32 apps aren't going to be much use on a five or six inch display anyway.)

          This is all hand-wavy woo and speculation on top of more hand-wavy speculation, but it does seem the most obvious path Microsoft could take.

      2. dogged

        > Always was wondering why they did not ditch ARM altogether and went Intel all the way

        Battery life, I expect.

  9. St3n

    It'd be a shame if WP failed as the hardware & OS are really quite good.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Harware Yes

      OS ? Are you having a larf?

      1. TheVogon

        Re: Harware Yes

        "OS ? Are you having a larf?"

        Obviously you havn't used it to make such a comment. You can now for instance upgrade a Xiaomi Mi4 from Android to Windows Mobile 10 - and it's then much faster - less laggy - and has better battery life. Not to mention is also far more secure with zero malware.

        1. Chika
          Black Helicopters

          Re: Harware Yes

          ...with zero malware

          I suspect that this is due to obscurity right now. Never take security for granted - sooner or later some little bugger will bite!

    2. Naselus

      Yeah, it's ironic tbh. Most WP users are ferociously loyal because MS's appalling market position has made them genuinely work to create a decent bit of software that is actually better than the competition in most respects; it's more configurable than iOS and less disease-and-bloat-ridden than Android, it doesn't nanny you to the same extent as Apple do but it doesn't leave you alone in a field full of dog pooh and knives like Google's OS does.

      I don't use it myself (I live in the field of dog pooh), but there's no real grounds to attack it in terms of performance or capabilities.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Our next prediction...

    Bears will still be shitting in the woods.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Uh oh, El Reg...

    This article will make the fanboys over at Winbeta, WMPoweruser and Windows Central very, very sad.

    Seriously though, the only reason why Windows phone still exists is because of Microsoft's mountain of cash and the almost religious obsession with setting up a 'third ecosystem'.

    Microsoft's apps and services have already been ported to iOS and Android, there is absolutely no reason or rhyme to choose a Windows phone. Unless you prefer fewer and subpar apps, and those silly tiles.

    The market has spoken, and I for one would not bat an eyelid if Microsoft were to stop producing Windows phones.

    There are news that Nokia might be producing Android phones of its own in 2016 or 2017. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if they sell much better than whatever Windows phone that's churned out at that time?

    1. dogged

      Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

      > This article will make the fanboys over at Winbeta, WMPoweruser and Windows Central very, very sad.

      On the other hand, it'll make the fanboys at the Register very happy. See above.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

      Nokia might be producing Android phones of its own

      I'd buy one! But surely they must have had some sort of non-compete clause?

      1. TheVogon

        Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

        "But surely they must have had some sort of non-compete clause?"

        It was time limited and expires soon.

    3. TheVogon

      Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

      "Unless you prefer fewer and subpar apps, and those silly tiles."

      Or you prefer a faster, more secure and more efficient platform that is powerful, enterprise ready, easy to use and just works.

    4. Sean Timarco Baggaley

      Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

      "The market has spoken..."

      This is the IT industry. History only shows us where we've been, not where we're going.

      In 2007, Apple came out of nowhere and completely rewrote the book on smartphone design (particularly the UI). So much so, that the team behind Android had to go back to the drawing board. As did Nokia, BlackBerry, and everyone else. It still took them *years*. In BlackBerry's case, they were the kings of enterprise telephony at the time. Today? Not so much.

      Microsoft have just launched a phone that does everything a smartphone needs to, including all the bells and whistles of 4K video, high-res camera, high-DPI OLED display, etc. But it also runs the same familiar Windows (10) OS as a Lenovo or Asus laptop... and can connect to a monitor, keyboard and mouse (wirelessly if necessary) to give you a desktop computer experience when you need it.

      That last point might seem esoteric here in the West, but in India, it's not uncommon for a user's tablet or smartphone to be their *only* computer. In the developing world, ready access to a stable power supply can be hard to come by, let alone (wired) broadband Internet access, or even sufficient space for multiple computers. The moment Microsoft start including Intel CPUs in their smartphones, you'll be able to run the exact same enterprise apps on your smartphone as you are on your laptops and notebooks, and let's face it: few of those apps need an NVidia graphics card and a quad-core i7 CPU. This could be *huge* in developing markets.

      Forget the glamourous design boutique products Apple produces: MS aren't playing that game any more.

      1. Richard Plinston

        Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

        > But it also runs the same familiar Windows (10) OS as a Lenovo or Asus laptop..

        It may be that it has the same 'modern' UI, the one that Windows 8.x uses seem to dislike, but it does not run 'the same familiar' GUI that laptops run (ie the Windows 7 one).

        > and can connect to a monitor, keyboard and mouse (wirelessly if necessary) to give you a desktop computer experience when you need it.

        This only runs on two models so far - The 950 and 950XL. As these have ARM CPUs it is not really a 'desktop' experience, it is like RT but with fewer apps so far.

        Microsoft confused users with Windows RT - Windows that could not run Windows programs. Now, by claimed that the 950 can give a 'desktop experience' they are continuing to perpetrate that same confusion. They also caused much confusion by announcing that Windows 10 would run on a Raspberry Pi. It just wasn't what most expected.

        Ubuntu has had phones that can plug into monitor and keyboard/mouse and run desktop. It can run proper desktop applications, even on ARM.

    5. RyokuMas
      Facepalm

      Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

      "The market has spoken, and I for one would not bat an eyelid if Microsoft were to stop producing Windows phones."

      Ironic that from my experience this phrase seems to come most often from Linux supporters... has "the market spoken" for desktop as well, or is this another knee-jerk "because it's Microsoft" thing...

  12. 0laf

    I see a lot of Windows phones out an about now but they are mostly the cheap end of the market. I suspect people that struggle a bit with technology find the MS tiles easier than the little icons in Android.

    But then MS doesn't care about these people very much it wants shiny fanboi money. Which it isn't going to get. If MS could get it into it's thick skull that people would chose their phones if they were a solid value for money option.Make it solid, put in a good battery, good camera make it reliable and at a good price. FK me that's a 640 funnily enough that's selling ok.

    I've got a 920 I really like it. I really don't care about apps beyond a couple of photoapps. I don't think a lot of people really care too much about having every stupid app in the universe.

    It'd be nice if MS would get round to straightening out the kinks rather than piling on more shiny.

    In enterprise WinPho is less controllable than Android or iOS because MS are trying to keep it locked to their MDM. You're too late to the party open it up dipshits. There is no remote AD password reset, nice bit of mobility thinking there. everyone needs to come back to base every month to sit a PC and reset their password.

    Every other night the phone decides it's a heater and burns through the battery, nothing in particular running.

    No one is going to pay iPhone6 money for a 950.

    I'm not sure if WinPhone will be around in the future. Which will be a shame. I really don't like Droid and I'm not buying into the Cupertino cult. BB is another one for the slab I think.

    1. dogged

      > But then MS doesn't care about these people very much it wants shiny fanboi money

      I think they do want those people which is why they've churned out loads of cheap phones and one high-end phone in three years.

      > No one is going to pay iPhone6 money for a 950.

      Just as well it's significantly cheaper than an iPhone then.

    2. cambsukguy

      Well an iPhone 6, the old model with 16GB storage and an 8MP camera is £459 at carphone warehouse in the UK,

      There is no 32GB model but the 64GB model is £539.

      It is a model over 1 year-old and has no wireless charging, a considerably less capable camera, a lesser screen, in theory at least, no removable battery (16GB remember) and no SD card expansion.

      Whereas the 950 has all of those, more storage at 32GB, can be made 64GB for maybe £15 and costs £419 at CW.

      So, without even comparing the iPhone 6S (£619, 4GB), which would be the only reasonable comparison, at least the camera has been improved somewhat, then the comparison you make is somewhat flawed. BTW, £619 is almost 50% more expensive than £419.

      And, for me, having wireless charging especially is worth more money, not less. That is without promising things like Continuum and Cortana, which is not great, just better than Siri.

      I have managed without SD cards and a removable battery before but they are still good things, just not killers for me.

      And, as for apps, I use the premise that, if the outlet doesn't make the app for my OS, I don't care, I take my business to the one that does or do without - there is almost nothing that requires an app - in fact nothing if you include the fact that web pages invariably do a decent job.

      I want, and have, a better camera, more storage, a nicer-to-use and not 70s looking OS, a slick interface, excellent backup and storage in the cloud, the best off-line mapping and navigation, free Office apps, superb actual telephony. Plus, even my old WinPhone (a 920) still gets updates and will get WP10. I can rely on support and I never, ever worry about attacks on the phone or consider installing an Antivirus app, there isn't one that isn't a scam anyway.

      My phone works faster and better than it did when I got it.

      As it happens, I read books and use tracking apps for exercise. I have found two perfectly usable, reliable and possibly superior apps to their main-OS equivalents. There is oodles of choice of others, such as Kindle, they are just not as good (as Freda in my case).

      I tried Trip-it, not as good as Wipolo for me because it failed on some Spanish train tickets and Wipolo succeeded. They could improve their WinPhone app because they neglect it but it is good enough.

      I have a good Dilbert App and an excellent xkcd app. I am still trying to think of an app I must have that would make me use Android or iOS but since I use both of those OSs in the work I am currently doing I despise them more and more. Android in particular is utter garbage. I tried and tried some Bluetooth thing only to discover that a pop-up telling me to pair was hidden, never popping up, later the same problem occurred with adding a device as a trusted device (hidden, no popup). When it all was connected the BT Low energy inexplicably failed to connect or disconnected and would not re-connect or worse "BLE has failed..." thank you, you utter piece of shit. At least the iOS device damn well connected although it too often disconnected but would fail to reconnect (much, much less bad though).

      And, for those that care, they are both new devices (iOS 9.1 and a Moto something with recent Android).

      And the interfaces, the Android is horrific, slidy pages are all well and adequate but another button to bring up a full list of stuff just plonked on a massive page. I have hundreds of apps, I would have to search every time, poor UX.

      People appear to be app obsessed and can't see the bigger picture.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        People appear to be app obsessed and can't see the bigger picture.

        Back on the desktop, what's a common excuse people give to not migrate to Linux? "Software/game X doesn't run on it."

        A phone is more than just a "phone". That's the bigger picture.

        1. dogged

          > A phone is more than just a "phone". That's the bigger picture.

          Not really. In most cases, a phone is a phone, a camera, a browser, a mail client and an IM client. That's not actually much more than my poor old Motorola V3xx could do. Modern phones just do it on a nicer screen so that Facebook looks nice for the masses.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Not really. In most cases, a phone is a phone, a camera, a browser, a mail client and an IM client.

            The number of downloads and purchases made in the App store and Google Play tell a different tale. So does the job market.

            Plus, with Android especially, there's more to it than phones/tablets.

            1. dogged

              > Plus, with Android especially, there's more to it than phones/tablets.

              That's true, there's malware, antivirus, Stagefright and apps that monitor every last thing you do as well as notifying you every time the system clock ticks.

              Fuck android.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                That's the price to pay for using a mainstream OS...

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "I see a lot of Windows phones out an about now but they are mostly the cheap end of the market."

      Our FTSE 100 recently deployed over 5000 Lumia 640s to replace Blackberry. They cost us about £100 each.

      "But then MS doesn't care about these people very much it wants shiny fanboi money. "

      I think Microsoft wants enterprise money as above rather more.

      "In enterprise WinPho is less controllable than Android or iOS because MS are trying to keep it locked to their MDM."

      Not true - the exact same APIs used by SCCM are also user by Airwatch, Blackberry, etc

      "No one is going to pay iPhone6 money for a 950."

      They are already for the XL at least - they are currently sold out in many places - It does after all have a somewhat better camera and display - which matters a lot to a significant number of people.

      "There is no remote AD password reset"

      Actually with Continuum there is. Also you can do it via Outlook Web Access.

      "Every other night the phone decides it's a heater and burns through the battery, "

      That's only an issue if you are using Windows Mobile 10 Beta. The RTM is out now and that's been fixed.

      1. dogged

        > The RTM is out now

        is it? I haven't seen any information to that effect.

        1. TheVogon

          "is it? I haven't seen any information to that effect."

          https://www.thurrott.com/mobile/windows-phone/62419/windows-10-mobile-build-10586-has-been-released

          Now confirmed that is shipping on the Lumia 950. There is a now a minor bug fix update available to Windows Insiders, but the main build number stays the same - 10586 is the RTM.

        2. dogged

          >> The RTM is out now

          >is it? I haven't seen any information to that effect

          Straight question, downvote... Oh, I get it! A person with severe learning difficulties has noticed I said things about Android which were not complimentary and also true and so s/he is downvoting everything I say, even straightforward questions which actually draw doubt on the statement of somebody advocating WP!

          You poor thing. I hope your carer gives you a lovely cuddle later.

    4. Martin an gof Silver badge
      Coat

      640?

      If MS could get it into it's thick skull that people would chose their phones if they were a solid value for money option.Make it solid, put in a good battery, good camera make it reliable and at a good price. FK me that's a 640 funnily enough that's selling ok.

      Are you telling us that 640 should be enough [phone] for anyone?

      M.

      1. dogged
        Thumb Up

        Re: 640?

        > Are you telling us that 640 should be enough [phone] for anyone?

        Well played, sir.

  13. Tezfair

    Who wants a phone with no apps

    How many times does 'IOS and Android' come up when someone is pushing an app, eg, im a celebrity app, but nothing for the WM. Thats microsofts biggest issue, lack of support.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Who wants a phone with no apps

      I do not even check if our customers have WinPhone. I know some and many do, that's fine. But non of our third party products have apps for them. Even the worldwide supported audio/tv equipment.

    2. cambsukguy

      Re: Who wants a phone with no apps

      I, for one, am sooo glad there is not an "I'm a celebrity" app for WinPhone.

      1. dogged

        Re: Who wants a phone with no apps

        I counted and discovered I use about six regularly, including banking, satnav, silent circle phone, browser, protonmail, IM and a white noise generator that does actually help my little kids go to sleep (by saving me from going "shhhhh" for half an hour which gets pretty dull).

        I currently have an Android phone (Blackphone 2) but would cheerfully go back to Windows because much as I love the Blackphone's security features and hardware, Android is a bag of shit.

        So basically, fuck your apps. They are not a selling point when the OS is as unwieldy, unfriendly and insecure as Android.

    3. freetail

      Re: Who wants a phone with no apps

      That's true but horse before cart / chicken and egg etc. That said, more developers are now taking up the Bridge and seeing the benefits of a single OS across devices. Even with Android, devs have to tweak their apps for individual phone manufacturers (that's a lot more work than they'd have to put into Windowa 10 apps) and can't ensure their apps are always running om the latest versions of Android (because as we know, most phones wont update without carrier support which is lacking - probably a conspiracy to get you to by a new phone simply to upgrade to latest OS which is great for phone manufacturers but bad for consumers. There's also the huge issue of security on Android. Why MS doesn't emphasise these issues more to consumers and devs alike is a mystery, but they're good enough reasons for me to stay way from Android even with the app gap. Besides, I just live the features and interface of Windows 10 - can do so much more with it than either Android or iOS

  14. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Being dissed by an analyst must be good news for MS.

  15. MrWibble

    10 years ago, no one expected Apple to launch a phone, Android was nowhere to be seen, and Nokia ruled the roost.

    So in another 10 years? fuck knows.

    Just some company trying to get some publicity.

    1. freetail

      late to the party

      Apple didn't invent the smart phone or MP3 but they did reinvent it and made them both successful. Being late to the party isn't always a bad thing. You can see how things can be improved and deliver something truly different, desirable and useful. To my mind that's Windows 10. It's no longer a case of mobile vs desktop / tablet... It's one and the same. With Surface phone, my prediction is that in a year or two, there will be no difference at all, other than screen size as mobile sized devices will run the full version of Windows in any event - probably why MS is reported to be stopping support for Windows 10 mobile in a few years time. Of course even that news is being reported as further evidence of Window's decline on mobiles but I see it as further evidence of the strength and attraction of Windows 10. Everyone else has a lot of catching up to do, which is great news for us fans of Microsoft's vision of the future ☺

      1. Can't think of anything witty...

        Re: late to the party

        So maybe Windows Phone will never be a big part of the market.

        Windows 10 on the other hand....

      2. Chika

        Re: late to the party

        Apple didn't invent the smart phone or MP3 but they did reinvent it and made them both successful.

        Strictly speaking, Apple didn't reinvent anything. All they did was use their experience of re-marketing existing technology that they successfully used with the iMac on devices that existed but didn't have much of an impact at the time.

        Actually, MP3 was already pretty big back then but devices to hold and play back the files were all over the place, not to mention that certain media companies weren't very happy about the existence of the format, not to mention the various facilities around back then that could be used to... gasp SHARE these files!

        Apple got these markets because there were no other big companies out there to oppose them. That's the difference. And Microsoft aren't the only company with this problem. Anyone remember the Pippin?

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: late to the party

        It's no longer a case of mobile vs desktop / tablet... It's one and the same

        You're right. Because they've dragged the desktop down to the same level as the mobile.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: late to the party

        It depends on the state of the party. When the iPhone came along, the mobile market was still maturing. Most people were on feature phones and at best 2nd-generation EDGE mobile data. There was plenty of room for growth, and Apple took advantage of it. Today, the mobile market is pretty much mature. Most anyone has a smartphone now and there is a tremendous variety of devices out there: so much in fact that the market is consolidating into a small number of major players (HTC, LG, Samsung, Sony) and a large bunch of knockoff players, with those in the middle like Asus on the way out. Microsoft tried to pull an Apple and pull another paradigm shift, but for the most part it fizzled and now it's the one who arrives to bare plates, an empty punch bowl, a dry keg, and the coolers containing noting but lukewarm water.

  16. Davie Dee

    The problem with Microsoft is once again it doesn't sell its products well, yes WP lacks apps but if you compare an out of the box experience without installing 3rd party software WP kicks their arse.

    As a phone its fantastic, but its not as customizable as android (or full of shit for that matter) and its not got the "image" of iPhones, and it lacks the apps compared to both.

    But having used WP and WM since 2003 (with a brief fancy with android and ios) it is hands down the best PHONE, simple to use, very quick and even with its pre release status of WM10, pretty much trouble free with fantastic desktop integration. I want a phone that works, something I don't need to worry about and allows me to work the way I need to work. ios frustrated me and android was as buggy as hell unless you install custom ROMs but then you had to dance with the UI being made for looks rather than functionality. I want it to easily integrate in to the business networks and provide staff a trouble free experience the way I want them to have it delivered in a nice simple design.

    It is absolutely right to criticise its flaws, but I really wish people would at least give it credit for the areas it excels at. I suspect those that cant identify these are people that haven't used it for any length of time or started out with a view to hate it in the first place, granted there are few people that do use it so I'm not expecting hundreds of folk on here to jump to its defence but the company I am working for is about to roll out WM10 devices across the estate as it ticks all the boxes we need it to so it does have its followers.

  17. Yugguy

    CyanogenOS FTW

    I'd been getting fed up with the bloatware on Android after having Samsung and Sony phones, and was pondering looking elsewhere. But then I got a cyanogenos phone, customisable yet simple version of Android. And it's great. I can't imagine why I'd look elsewhere now as long as it keeps this ethos.

  18. Timmy B

    One app stops me using WinPho

    There are no good UK OS offline mapping apps. Well, there wasn't 1 month ago the last time I looked. I really like all the MS Win Phones I've tried so far mainly in terms of battery life and build quality. Just get Memory Map or View Ranger on it and I'll switch as soon as my contract is up.

    1. dogged

      Re: One app stops me using WinPho

      This seems quite well reviewed. It's not free though.

      GPS to Grid

    2. davidp231

      Re: One app stops me using WinPho

      Try "HERE Maps"? I use it over Google Maps on my Xperia M2 because I was happy with it on my Lumia 620.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Holmes

    Simplistic analysis

    MSFT aren't in the bsuiness of selling mobis, their strategy is to create a new product category.

    1. Richard Plinston

      Re: Simplistic analysis

      > MSFT aren't in the bsuiness of selling mobis, their strategy is to create a new product category.

      I doubt that Microsoft have ever created a "new product category", they copy what others are already doing and sprinkle 'innovative' over the marketing blurb.

      1. dogged

        Re: Simplistic analysis

        The iPad Pro says you're wrong, Mr Plinston.

        1. Vic

          Re: Simplistic analysis

          The iPad Pro says you're wrong, Mr Plinston.

          Errr - are you sure?

          I wasn't aware Microsoft made any iPads, Pro or otherwise...

          Vic.

          1. dogged

            Re: Simplistic analysis

            @Vic - the iPad Pro is a (new) competitor in a sector that didn't exist until MS created it.

            1. Richard Plinston

              Re: Simplistic analysis

              > a sector that didn't exist until MS created it.

              Exactly what 'sector' do you think that is: A laptop replacement that can't be used on a lap ? A tablet that could be converted into a skateboard ?

              There have been 'convertibles' well before Surface, tablet with stylus were years ago, MS did not create hi-res screens. Keyboard/covers had been done by Logitech and others.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Simplistic analysis

                You could say all the same things about the iPhone, though. Just about everything the iPhone offered had been offered before: just not all a particular package.

              2. dogged

                Re: Simplistic analysis

                >Exactly what 'sector' do you think that is

                High-end productivity tablet.

                1. Richard Plinston

                  Re: Simplistic analysis

                  > High-end productivity tablet.

                  That is probably based on your dogma that iPad (with or without keyboard) cannot possibly be a productivity device.

                  1. dogged

                    Re: Simplistic analysis

                    > dogma

                    I see what you did there.

                    > That is probably based on your dogma that iPad (with or without keyboard) cannot possibly be a productivity device.

                    Not at all, which is why (above) I referred to the iPad Pro as a "high end productivity device".

                    Do try to pay attention.

                    1. Richard Plinston

                      Re: Simplistic analysis

                      > I referred to the iPad Pro as a "high end productivity device".

                      Yes, but the iPad (all of them) always has been.

              3. davidp231

                Re: Simplistic analysis

                And Compaq..

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compaq_Concerto

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    IDC in June 2012 "Windows Phone to overtake iOS by 2015"

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/230151/idc_windows_phones_to_overtake_iphone_ios_by_2015.html

    Explain THAT, IDC.

  21. Terry 6 Silver badge

    Range

    I love my Winphone. (635)

    I'd love one that was a bit better, that had a front facing camera and a light, maybe a little bit bigger screen. Other little things like that.

    But not a lot better, because I couldn't justify it.

    However, I don't have that option.

    The jump from bottom to top end was too wide. I wanted something in the middle for cost and function. And I couldn't get that. I don't worry much about missing "apps". I can't really think of anything that missing I really need.

    In the Summer I will probably looking for a new phone. I'd love to stick with WinPhone. For a start it keeps my diary integrated with my PC and laptop ( through Outlook) in a way that Lightning+PaleMoon won't.

    And yet I may have to go for an Android

    1. Can't think of anything witty...

      Re: Range

      Terry 6: Have you looked at the 830? A little older perhaps (been out for about a year i think) but quite a step up from the 635 in most areas and you can get one sim-free for under £250 now.

      Just an idea...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Range

      Try a 640 xl

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Presumably no-one is thinking about corporate use....

    ..and data security!

    If you want to keep your corporate and customer data secure, and you're going to let Smartphones access your corporate network, then Android is a complete non-starter. Even Knox (which is proprietary and locks you not only into one manufacturer but into a limited range of devices) is not in the same league of security as the the other three platforms.

    So that leaves Apple (too expensive for what it is for many customers), Blackberry (likewise expensive and requires massive infrastructure) and Windows Phone. As long as Blackberry survives many existing Blackberry customers will remain locked into BES and Blackberry devices. If, however, the company goes belly-up (or gets closer to doing so) there could be a big corporate migration towards Windows Phone as being the cheaper secure alternative of those available.

    1. 0laf

      Re: Presumably no-one is thinking about corporate use....

      Winpho does full encryption if you have it connected to an exchange server.

      But MS just seem to make some stupid decisions about managing them. Lockout time - 30sec, 1min, 5min or 15min. No 10min option or even better how about we set the time?

      Ok you can reset AD passwords with OWA. We're not permitted OWA.

      It's frustrating it could be an excellent enterprise phone platform (we're still rolling them out despite the irritations) but MS almost seem hellbent on shooting themselves in the head.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Presumably no-one is thinking about corporate use....

        Windows Phone does indeed do full encryption both in-transit and at rest, and you don't have to be connected to Exchange, although you do have to be using an MDM solution. Using the WP EDMP it is possible to force an always-on VPN connection, which the user cannot override.

  23. freetail

    Clueless

    What a load of tosh. And the funny thing is they cite Xiaomi's support of Android as being a factor to that success but seem oblivious to Xiaomi's support of Windows 10 (M4) or the release of Windows 10 ROM for Android, or the Bridge for porting iOS apps to Windows, or the upcoming Surface Phone, or Universal Apps, or Windows Hello, or Continuum, or Windows 10... The list goes on. What does Android offer, other than security issues (and the apps of course)?

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Windows

    Well, duh!

    For the record: I am a Windows Phone user (using WP 7.5, I have no intention to upgrade) and I actually enjoy the environment. Yes, I am a little bit biased but trust me when I say that I can easily set that aside. I'm a fan, not a fanboy.

    I think that Windows Phone ("WP") has plenty of potential to gain a good share on the mobile market. There are plenty of advantages to think of. The simple, blocky, interface may seem a little off at first but once you start using it you'll soon come to appreciate it as well. Especially if you care more about functionality than looks.

    But the problem is that Microsoft made a horrendous start, like they always seem to do. WP started out rock solid: hardware manufacturers had to comply to a very specific ruleset in order to call their product "Windows Phone". This gave us users the strong impression that you bought into something for the future, something with a longer time period. Just like Windows itself: I got Windows 7 around 2012 and I tend to use it around its EOL in 2018. That is 6 years worth of Windows 7.

    SO we could easily live with the shortcomings of the first devices. It didn't have todo lists? Not to worry: future updates were bound to fix that.

    Yeah, and around that time we also learned that Microsoft was ditching their WP7 line entirely and got ready to move onto WP8. Thanks for all the support dear users, now get ready to buy into Windows Phone again if you want to continue to enjoy the full experience.

    That may work if you're Android or iPhone (interesting is to note that both environments don't do this: you can run modern version of the OS on older devices if you want to) but not if you're still desperately trying to gain extra market share. You need to attract customers, not piss them off.

    Speaking of these other environments... User accessibility is also a big thing. I actually enjoy programming within Microsoft environments like .NET. I enjoy both C# as well as VB (mostly within VBA, but still...). So obviously I was thrilled at the opportunity to "hack" my phone. How can it get more geekier than hooking up your phone to your computer, firing up a free version of Visual Studio and try to get your phone to 'do' something?

    I was honestly excited to learn about function calls within Windows which allowed me to control my phone. I really was. But I became horribly disappointed when I learned that the only way to dive into this new hobby of mine was to buy a developers license for E 100,- with Microsoft. That is a lot of money for something you're not even sure you want to dive into. Sure: I knew about the emulator. Did you miss my geek comment above? Anyone can play with an emulator. Where's the fun in that? Messing with my phone which I paid for, that is fun.

    And as usual it wasn't until later when Microsoft realized their mistake and ended up providing free access to it. But as always: too little, too late. A lot of real fanatics, some really enthusiastic players, had already moved on. After my previously mentioned disappointment I uninstalled the WP SDK and never looked back. Sure, I know I can pick up the pase again if I wanted to. But the disappointment also made it loose its appeal. And another thing: Microsoft disappointed me once, what guarantees do I have that they won't do so again? Back then that was an issue: I could buy into WP8 and try again. But what guarantees were there that they wouldn't just drop the whole thing again as they have done before?

    WP has plenty of potential. But the problem is that Microsoft doesn't know anything about appealing to its customers. They still think that they can dominate the market and that people will follow them no matter what. But times have changed... dramatically.

    And until Microsoft changes that mindset then yeah... Then this will probably never come to pass.

    1. dogged

      Re: Well, duh!

      > But I became horribly disappointed when I learned that the only way to dive into this new hobby of mine was to buy a developers license for E 100,- with Microsoft.

      It's free now.

      1. dogged

        Re: Well, duh!

        I don't actually care how often you downvote me, you little mass-downvoting prick - almost certainly not you, ShellLuser - it's still free.

        So fuck off.

  25. Naselus
    Joke

    Rubbish

    This is just nonsense. WinPho has about 2% of the market, so it's DEFINITELY about to become the biggest thing on the planet. After all, Linux has 2% of the Desktop market, and I'm reliably informed that 2016 is going to be the Year of...

    Yeah, I'll just get me coat.

  26. Bladeforce

    Wouldn't bother...

    ..with a phone from a company with a cemented history of price hikes, bad publicity and inventing the embrace, extend and extinguish strategy in tech. Nah Microsoft made computing political and can disappear for i'm bothered and good riddance!

  27. channel extended
    Devil

    Microsoft mantra.....

    Remember it's 'Enhance then Extend then Extingious!!' , not 'Extingious then ....'

  28. L05ER

    they succeeded, but decided it wasn't fun.

    Windows phone succeeded once... It was called version 7.5.

    Then they started playing "me too" instead of staying on their own path. You can't out apple apple, and ya can't out Droid Droid... I used to love my windows phone, now I pray someone else matches the picture quality of my 1020 before it give up the ghost.

  29. Innocent-Bystander*

    If they're Right

    It would be a real shame. Windows Mobile is a really pleasant to use OS. Too bad about the apps. Those that are there are noticeably less "feature rich" than their Android / iOS counterparts.

    As a communications hub, it's hard to beat though.

  30. a_yank_lurker

    How many pints, err kegs

    These projects are not worth the paper the they are printed on. Most seem to be from a drunken game of darts at the local watering hole with the "analyst" being well past blitzed. For all we know five years out the top smartphone OSes could be in order Android, Ubuntu, iOS, and FirefoxOS. Do I believe this will happen, no. There are too much time for any prediction to of much use extra that the smartphone will continue to mature with sales curve flattening out or even dropping some.

  31. Munkstar

    The irony being it's a far better experience than Android. Ivory tower executives who decided for Nokia not to go down the android route was a remarkable effort. However there's still time for Windows to develop as 10 will allow easier app development and it's the apps that are the only missing element of their mobile product. I own iPhone, android, Windows mobiles.

  32. Charles3

    Lazy authors.

    I guess it depends on your definition of success. If success is selling more phone this year than last year, they've been successful since before the iPhone first came into being. Microsoft is stable, they've never been one for leaps and bounds. They put in the work. They are gimmicky or gadget makers.

  33. boboM

    same IDC?

    Is this the same IDC that predicted a few years ago MS would be market leader by now??

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