Smallest size is medium?
What about us whippet-thin grimpeurs?
Also getting a bit chilly for short sleeves up here in the northern hemisphere.
We're certain that some of you - in common with Vulture South's own Simon Sharwood - do occasionally rise from your PCs and mount mighty two-wheeled steeds for a bit of healthy outdoor exercise. We're delighted, then, to introduce for your riding pleasure the Vulture Velo - available right now at El Reg merch tentacle Cash'n' …
Hm. No zip pocket? I like having one to store the cell phone and some cash when riding. I do not trust myself with the complicated process of pulling the arm warmers / rain jacket / whatever out of a pocket without tossing the phone out as well (even if it is in a different pocket).
... and please, do consider closing the helmet chin strap properly....
(and you left out the bike from the picture ;) - ok, checking out the bike on the cash'n'carrion HP that is no great loss)
Mine's the high-vis GoreTex one (because of the weather at Norway's west coast)